Imagine advocating for protestantism in 2018

A friend told me he was going to confirmation class. I thought "good for you" - then I asked him what religion. Episcopal he said. Wtf I said they have women priests. Yeah his priest is a woman he says. Wtf is the point of religion if it spreads degeneracy?

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Are there any hot lady priests or are they all old dyke looking old cunts like OPs pic?

You dont want women priests?

What are you some sort of catholic pedophile?

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>protestantism in 2018
it's 2019 not that it matter anymore but yeah I've been questioning the protestant thing recently..I think I might leave if I can't find an uncucked church

Become Catholic :)

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seriously considering it..plus the catholic church is like 10 houses down..total win

>This retard again
You're as much of a prot as the prots during the reformation, you just came after Vatican 2

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This seems alright. I wish she fucked me when I was a kid instead of Father Greg.

I'd rather be a pedophile than have to listen to a woman.

They're heretics

1 Timothy 3
2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)
>must be the husband of one wife, having children
Catholics and Orthodox teach the exact opposite.

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Who cares if the boys fuck women priest
That just makes them a chad early on in life

Vatican 2 has nothing to do with theology and understanding of scripture, you dumb faggot.

There are differences between the septuagint and the masoretic texts about the age of Methuselah at the time of the flood. The LXX makes it appear as if Methuselah survived the Great Flood which is not possible:

LXX: Methuselah lived to be 969 years old (Genesis 5:27)
MAS: Methuselah lived to be 969 years old (Genesis 5:27)

LXX: Meth. 167 years old when Lamech born (Gen 5:25)
MAS: Meth. 187 years old when Lamech born (Gen 5:25)

LXX: Lamech 188 years old when Noah born (Gen 5:28)
MAS: Lamech 182 years old when Noah born (Gen 5:28)

LXX: Noah 600 years old when flood began (Gen 7:6)
MAS: Noah 600 years old when flood began (Gen 7:6)

LXX: 167+188+600=955 years old when flood began
MAS: 187+182+600=969 years old when flood began

ecmarsh.com/lxx-kjv/genesis/gen_005.htm
Thus, according to the LXX, Methuselah lived another 14 years after the flood began.

cuckolickism is a joke

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There are plenty of Protestant denominations that are not progressive. The ones that have female priests, etc. are in decline and have been shrinking for decades.

>hurr durr the cuckolick church is always right and can do no wrong
>*vatican 2 happens*
>NNOOOO THEY'RE HERETIC INFILTRAITORS EVEN THOUGH I SAID THAT CANT HAPPEN

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sspx.com
Use 1917 code of canon law
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I have the luxury of having an fssp and sspx both within 30 mins. Very comfy

Not if u go sspx or fssp

>Dude all the Catholics in the entire world are wrong except for these two tiny groups that support my personal interpretation so just go there and you'll be safe from the universal heresy everywhere else ;)

What?
Oh you're a faggot. Okay

if things keep going this way Christianity will become illegal soon enough in this country

a lot of churches here have had women for like 15 years... the new trend is to have gay priests, to have gay pride flags outside the church and to give sermons on progressive politics. oh and they are also editting the shit out of the bible to edit out all the stuff they don't like. it's painful watching 90+ year old priests complain about them changing "him" to "our", and "his" to "mortal", etc. this is literally a conversation i had like 3 days ago.

>imagine thinking protestantism is a single entity being ran by a unified central authority

since bibles were removed from schools you have to dig for a non-apostate protestant message ie
youtube.com/watch?v=6I54MoK2yRA
start at 29:23

a proper protestant is vehemently anti-catholic and pro-jew

>Catholics and Orthodox teach the exact opposite.
So did all Protestants until about 60 years ago, and even now plenty (most? I don't have exact numbers but it's a lot) still don't allow female clergy.

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At least over here the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Finland is actively ruining itself because it desperately tries to attract young people to the church. The thing they don't understand is that nobody is leaving church or feeling alienated about it because it's "too conservative", it's because people don't really believe in God anymore.

they don't believe in God so they let the devil take over their society, then after they will need for a God to exist just so that they can stand living in the hell they created

>it's because people don't really believe in God anymore.
for me it was the realization that eh decline of everything good coincided with decline of Christianity, I want to support the ideology that I know was responsible for civilization, it is becoming hell without it, I'm gonna chose to believe, nothing bad can come of that

My woman Priest inappropriately touched me last Sunday.

exactly

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Yeah, be a Catholic instead. Reject the left-hand Jewish sockpuppet and embrace the right-hand Jewish sockpuppet.

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reject the false dichotomy
embrace the third position
salvation through the orthodox church awaits brothers

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>women as priest
the absolute state of western degenerates.

degenerate Brits, all this cancer that is spreading starts in Britain. London is the headquarters of the (((devil))). all these famous atheists are British and British in general seem to be atheists. Atheists are the perfect pawn of the Jew

Orthodox Christians support homosexuality just as much as Catholics do.

>going to confess your sin and getting to fuck a woman while you are doing it
Are you people gay?

>views of american adults
>views of the church
pick one and not 2 my retarded mongrel friend

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>plenty of Protestant denominations that are not progressive.

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We have some that are and some that aren't your whole church is of faggots, see

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>2019
>believing in any religion
>mfw

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catholics have always hated jews. both hitler and stalin were controlled by the jesuits and used to massacre jews and destroy protestant germany.
catholics have all sorts of court jews to prop up in order to point fingers at and blame for everything the jesuits are doing behind the scenes.

It starts with Genesis and has to be young earth creationist or the whole bible just becomes incoherent.

People just aren't ready to believe that scientists speculate on the past using equations and extrapolations that are expected to automatically reflect reality.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniformitarianism

The Genesis account for creation is the only one that affords man any dignity or telos. The rest are literally polytheism and globalism.

The Episcopal Church has explicitly apostatized. They're heretics. They're more of a hippie "anything goes lol, nobody burns" cult

sauce

If your Church is incapable of inculcating its beliefs in its faithful, it makes one wonder.

>american adults
makes one wonder

>ankh

Please dont sexualize religion.

And? That article is referring to the ELCA, which is the mainline Lutheran denomination; they've been progressive for a long time and no conservative Lutherans are in communion with them. Posting some example of a known progressive group doesn't disprove what I said in any way.

I really pray for the day where all of you finally trust Jesus Christ alone as your personal saviour and stop playing dress up.

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jesus-is-savior.com/False Religions/Roman Catholicism/satanic.htm

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What is your point? Evangelicals seem to be capable of making them understand. Orthodox and Catholic clergy can't.

i'd be interested in seeing support for israel among those religious denominations as well :^)

>your whole church is of faggots, s
What church do I belong to? Presumptuous guy.

>Supporting Israel
>Supporting sodomy
Only one of these is going to cause you to go to Hell, user.

There always have been women priests throughout history retards, priestesses of Cybele, Roman vestal virgins, holy prostitutes in Babylon. Imagine fucking a bishop and not being a faggot. Your bigotry is embarrassing.

chick.com/battle-cry/article?id=daniels-letter-jan-2018
A Personal Message From David Daniels - January 2018

Issue Date: January/February 2018

Brothers and Sisters in Christ:

Way back in 2005, we were preparing Did the Catholic Church Give Us the Bible? and we wanted to have a way to introduce the topic. Some suggested to have the priest in Jack’s comic drawing say,

“Mother Church can change the Bible because she gave it to us!”

I asked them, “Have you actually heard Roman Catholics say this?” Yes, they had. Then I saw more testimonies that the Catholic Church claimed to be able to change the Bible. Do you want to see a recent example? Enter Pope Francis. In November of 2016, he proposed six new beatitudes. Even then, no one took his ideas seriously, to add them to the Bible. But now, in December 2017, he went a step further: he proposed changing the actual words of the Lord Jesus in the mis-named “Lord’s Prayer” at Matthew 6:13 and Luke 11:4.

As my friends point out, other translations have already changed “lead us not into temptation” to something like his proposed “...do not let us fall into temptation.” The 1998 New International Reader’s Version (NIrV) says “Keep us from falling into sin” and the 2007 New Living Translation (NLT) says “And don’t let us yield to temptation”. And this is amazing enough, because the Greek text clearly says “lead us not.” They literally changed Jesus’ words, and these are both supposed to be Bible translations.

The pope may just be “testing the waters,” to see the people’s response to his proposals. One day a pope may have a lot more power, and may actually force publishers to change Jesus’ words in places like these.

Of all the vows, I bet not gossiping will be the toughest for them.

FUCKING EXTREMELY BASED!!!

FUCKING EXTREMELY BASED!!!!

FUCKING EXTREMELY BASED!!!!!

one will cause you to go to hell whilst the other is the biggest advocate of the thing that will cause you to go to hell

FUCKING EXTREMELY BASED!!!!!!

Are now masses in the Anglican church feature full nudity, orgies and BBC gangbangs? Wtf with this degeneracy

>>imagine thinking protestantism is a single entity being ran by a unified central authority
They all share the same authoriy: Satan

>looks at filename
>'british female priest'
>british
I had a suspicion, fucking wooden teeth degenerates

By homosexuality, I'm assuming you mean masturbating alone in a pool of ones own tears, and other unsavory emissions.

NIGGER memeflag show flag

>Episcopal

The Episcopal Church has as its original sin Henry VIII divorce and remarriage. No wonder it stands at the vanguard of filth and degeneracy.

"For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously." Malachi 2:16

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." Matthew 5:32

>pro-jew
Scofield doesn't count

redpilled in one sense, blackpilled in another

Catholics divorce validly married people all the time. They just call in "annulment" and treat it like a Talmudic legal loophole.

considering Protestantism esteems sola scriptura, as soon as some organized body advocates heresy like women's ordination, they cease to be Protestants and are just pseudo-Christian heretics

>believe Jews control everything
>worship a Jew on a stick
you people are so confusing to me

Those "tiny" groups are the vangaurd of Catholicism atm, within 30 yrs the church will be majority Latin Mass goers. Albeit will be alot smaller

Keep on handling them snakes.

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Liberals aren't Protestant, or even Christian. Read J Gresham Machen, "Christianity and Liberalism".

>Canterbury episcopals are fags, therefore Protestantism is wrong
Composition fallacy

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In America...where the Muslims support is only 10 pts behind orthodox

Kek that pic is insane cringe. Ligit how can any sane person put heathen heretic Joel oksteen above the church Christ himself founded?

Then why don't Evangelicals support it? The problem is not simply the fact that they're American.

8 top teir true faiths, 8.
The absolute state.

Imagine being a caveman christcuck in 2019.

Non-Denom Evangelicals. What does that even mean? Someone who picked up a bible and proselytizes. That's it. That's top tier?

It indicates that if the tiny minority of orthodox in America support it and everywhere else and u average like 75 pc not supporting.

>above the church Christ himself founded?
Repeating it over and over for centuries doesn't make it true.

Imagine being a queerbag athiest

Its a better claim then "and 1500 yrs after Christ appeared on earth...we suddenly released we got it all wrong bc some rando priest complained"

That doesn't speak for orthodoxy very well

No sane person would, and the pic is no exception. The church that Christ founded is the universal one built upon the gospel, not your institution.

It means they're not part of a larger structure, just a local autonomous church

Good thing that's not the Protestant claim

Look at the eyes. She looks like a pornstar who wants to fuck

Which could mean anything. It could mean hanging with neighbors who also read the bible. It could mean semi or barely-literate people coming up with the next Jim Jones cult.

Yep, it could. It's your own responsibility to use discernment when finding a church.

Protestants believe that the Church became slowly corrupted over time, not that everyone had it wrong until the Reformation, which was an effort to remove the false accretions that had distorted things. The first Reformers were all Catholics as I assume you know.

>Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.
The heresy up in here, once again.
So many memekikes and amerikikes...

Jesus didn't preach that. He tasked Peter with being the rock. Apostolic succession is key.

>protestantism
Anglicanism is literally just Catholicism without a pope and with female priests and fag marriage. It's nearly the SAME THEOLOGY otherwise. They believe in the ecumenical councils, they venerate Catholic saints, they have a priest leading their masses, etc. and this is what papists use to attack "prots".
Your theology IS THE SAME SHIT.