PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CELESTIAL FLOTUS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @G7 Opening Dinner 8/24/19
c-span.org/video/?463632-1/
>Pres Trump G7 lunch w/Frankanistan Emir Macron 8/24/19
c-span.org/video/?463688-1/
youtu.be/JLjYBElnWgM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Islamic Republic of France 8/24/19
c-span.org/video/?463631-1/
youtu.be/aLZUryOrc70
>Bannon on EpochTimes 8/24/19
youtu.be/uCrpSK5r9HY
>SpiceDaddy on WattersWorld 8/24/19
youtu.be/Ms60uUrWrjo
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 8/23/19
c-span.org/video/?463642-1/
>VP Pence @Dignified Transfer of 2 Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan 8/23/19
youtu.be/qPHlBi2Mvg8
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 8/23/19
youtu.be/66KLRCIkM7w
>HUDSec SleepyBen on America1st w/MyPillowGuy 8/23/19
youtu.be/1seBi-w-YI0
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 8/23/19
youtu.be/9SBe4QUpzGE
>ACC Comdr Gen Holmes @AFA on Air Combat Training&Readiness 8/23/19
youtu.be/ZNiIaIKwrK0
>This Week@Interior 8/23/19
youtu.be/FBDxStJFRig
>WHVideo: Robert Cousy Receives Presidential MoF 8/23/19
youtu.be/0ixj218eenc
>WHVideo: VP Pence @6th Natl Space Council Meeting 8/23/19
youtu.be/0FMjD7uEFlM
>StateDeptVideo: SoS Pompeo Interviews 8/23/19
youtu.be/woZagcPOFPo (Huawei)
youtu.be/mIobSPXO9us (Iran)
youtu.be/3KMfFF2ckww (Hong Kong)
youtu.be/Cnx5L8yR20k (Hong Kong)

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NEW OP "may" be needed, depending on how fast the thread goes. If I don0t say anything by 290 you know what to do

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trump has to sit beside trudeau, a psychic vampire

that must suck.

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Trade war is lost but atleast Trump will Make Israel Great Again in 2020

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>132 pbtid
kek, you were only a dozen or so posts away from breaking obamaleaf's record, newswire

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> hereos
> Q
kys

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Everyone is in awe of Trudeau and Macron. No one is even paying attention to mr Trump, who feels small and unwanted at 'climate' and 'gender' meetings. Haha!

Not even close.

> P9Sr/yYR [1]
> 3357 posts by this id
> spanning 12 hours
> in a sticky thread (the one 3 days from election day [2]) capped at 1000 posts meaning the posts were purged every few minutes at most.

Good thing is: if you guys wanna a top notch Pepe collection that's the place to get. The more I study the data from this board the more weird things I find

> [1] archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tnum/96402992/uid/P9Sr/yYR/
> [2] archive.4plebs.org/pol/chunk/96402992/

HAha soon we will be posting American prices and mock them and Americans will have to go to Canada to go buy cheap stuff.

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Why do you turn this thread into a house of lies?

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a sticky is its own category. standard 300 bump limit thread i think the record stands at around 160 or so

The utter denial of the average leaf. The most interesting and noted thing about Trudeau is his gay ass socks.

Lmao

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Miga

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Deceptive shots created by Fox news to humiliate Trudeau. Trump is trying his hardest to appear normal this time around because he's getting hammered on all his mismanagements and incoming recession. Trudeau and Macron has their time to shine, MOVE ASIDE DRUMPFY THIS IS NOT YOUR TIME!

>standard 300 bump limit thread i think the record stands at around 160 or so
I've had this convo in the past, pretty much in the same vein [1]

A brazilian lad that posted between 2 threads ([2], [3]) 489 pics of MAGA hot girls, 253 in the first thread, 236 in the second. Good lad! Also a fine catch for those wanting to make a MAGA girls folder

[1] archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/138519783/#138520708
[2] archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/96154444/
[3] archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/96162632/

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really? jeez i've been out of the loop then

Those are all pre election, I may have to run the numbers again with the new data to see if it changed

i think the weirdest thing i found searching for posts randomly was some guy who would dump his pepe folder into any thread he didn't like and wanted to get off the catalog
he tried it here a couple times but the thing is that tactic doesn't work against a rolling general

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>All those innocent happy MAGA 18 years old girls in the pictures are now through college, have had 10 boyfriends each, and lost their innocence and dreams.
Why live?

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>some guy who would dump his pepe folder into any thread he didn't like and wanted to get off the catalog
That's a time honored legitimate tactic, that's "saging" a thread and most people doesn't realize why it works and think saying "sage" means downvoting. Fucking outsiders

> but the thing is that tactic doesn't work against a rolling general
JEJ, yeah. It is pretty much impossible to permanently disrupt a thing that dies on its own every 300 posts and is then revived by dedicated autists doing for no other reason that keeping it rolling.

This thread is pretty much the virtual equivalent to a spidget finner being continuously flicked by some 20 autists taking turns

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NOT a biblefag, yet this did come to mind:
>10 But when that which is perfect has come, then that which is in part will be done away.
>11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
>12 For now we see in a mirror, darkly, but then face to face.

the funniest thing is any of those other threads could have done something similar, just making a new one at 300 and append "cont." or something to the title, but they were content to let one guy dictate what gets to be posted, but i guess those who don't know or care enough to counteract deserve it

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I have no doubt Dan Scavino commissioned many of these shots earlier in the campaign to get the ball rolling.
These thots thrive on attention and few things give them as much attention as being in the "controversial side" so after a few did on commission many would do it for the attention, then after the election lots would do it because it was the winning side (see Venti)

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Marysville fags, you are voting for Jean E Cramer, right?

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Most threads are to ask a single question, not carry a conversation.

i would say most threads are just bait given that the most common question is probably "well, Jow Forums?"

>hating on MAGA girls
How low has Trump made his supporters behave?

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Well?

You just started something you can’t finish.

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I don't suppose there's any easy way to access this folder. Going through the archives would be a bitch like no other.

Is he O.K?

if you're under the impression anyone sane gives a shit about your delusional larp, you are wrong

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I kept the "thot audit" threads rolling for like six extra hours after site staff started killing them on sight simply by putting some slightly connected subject line and opening post and then linking it in the previous one (made in the same vein).

Took them hours to realize why seemingly benign threads about taxation and the nature of the fiscal system were getting 370 replies every hour or so but, when they finally caught up, the damage was already done and it had spread through the whole world wide web already.

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>Took them hours to realize why seemingly benign threads about taxation and the nature of the fiscal system were getting 370 replies every hour or so
not sure what you expected considering they do it for free

>Is he O.K?
He'll be fine, China has Universal Healthcare, that's why they are so eager to pet the lathe (for some reason)

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shut your bacalhau mouth mister socks Venti has been our queen since the HWNDU mass banning
sadly i can only give her bitcoin now

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Damn right!

Belle Delphine pays her taxes in full, every penny is accounted for. The girls I thirst for are lawful, law abiding citizen.

>user 1 on Jow Forums is complaining about how his nudity detection algorithm doesn't work on moon crickets
>user 2 helpfully reminds him that jigaboos aren't people
>user 2 gets a vacation
Any rational or algorithmic search for truth eventually arrives at Jow Forums. They can't shut it down forever.

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>sadly i can only give her bitcoin now
you buy it high and sell low, right user?

>since the HWNDU mass banning
user, that's after the election. I was in the early threads (the ones when people still believed Will Smith son would play some role and contemporary with the "smash that like button" bloke). It happened right after RWSS meaning it was in December 2016

She was nowhere to be seen before the election tho. Also
> paying money for the most freely available commodity in the whole universe
You know you can likely fuck girls of her level (or lack thereof) for less money than most blokes send her way for a lewd patreon?

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ate by machine, gravy my friend

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Real MAGA stuff happens when Abe is around

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I like Belle Delphine, she's the only smart thot out there
> have a professional crew to do her taxes, filming and editing
> keeps tabs on every place talking about her and jump right in into any controversy that she can capitalize
> doesn't take herself serious and is always making self referential self depreciative jokes
> is either personally shilling this very board or sending someone to do it for her, knowing this is her prime hunting ground for paypigs
She's alright, like Pewdiepie, she deserves every penny she makes

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If not for slavery we'd still be listening to classical music.

> shills spamming spencepede bullshit
> now thots
> constant BASED HITLER posts
I miss brock this is just lazy

Kek, good job!

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has she cosplayed Iowa yet? just wondering for research purposes

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I wouldn't know, as I said at I don't pay for thots. I don't even in general watch online thots, although I like cosplay as a fashion style (no homo).
I've seen some good Iowa's out there, none in moving pictures tho.

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Good morning everyone.

Some of these thots really take the trade seriously and you end up checking her guns instead of her bazoongas (no homo)

Good morning!

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alright. i've said it before and i'll probably say it again: i have a fondness for a personified warship with yuge tits

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You sir are correct on your timeline. As i have stated before i was not redpilled until 2014 (I'm a 1957 guy) and holy shit the rollercoaster that is/was Jow Forums almost made me nauseus fuck spelling, maybe you can accept the fact that you have been lied to since the date of your birth. I fucking swear it was like waking up in the matrix for me
\Anyway your timeline is correct

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Ugh fat.
America must bring training back to its youth

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>going the extra mile to ensure the guns are accurate
MUH DICK

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Trudeau is for bulli! He was stalking Micron yesterday.

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>quit booze and smoking 16mos ago
>gym everyday but sunday
>go to church (you went today right?)
>finally finally finally get qt white gf
>going to marry her
>dont come on Jow Forums much anymore
>actually excited about the future
it can be done, brehs. you will either have the pain of regret or the pain of discipline. you can't escape the pain, but you can escape the darkness. MAGA starts within. god speed, lads

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Girls are supposed to be squishy. It makes smarter babies.

Your generation is the single most Jew brainwashed cohort of white people in human history. Congrats on waking up. Far too many I know your age haven't.

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Good morning, heretical moor. Want to see something that makes me wish all the chink gore webms were more painful than we can imagine?

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>on /co/
>remind jannies what their yearly salary is
>get b&
oh the Hugh manatee

Caaaaaaaarl.

> I fucking swear it was like waking up in the matrix for me
JEJ, my awakening precedes that a little. I'm around these parts of the web for longer than it could be healthy and I recall vividly people going in this very place from
> fuck Bush, fuck Iraq wars, fuck Jack Thompson, Fuck Sarah Palin dumb broad
to
> yay Obama, finally no more wars, get out of Iraq and Afghanistan, finally close Gitmo
to
> why is Iraq getting worse / why is American toppling Ghaddafi / why is the media lying about the extent of the crisis / why is the media lying about Syria / why is the left trusting the very same media that took America into the Iraq war about the Libya and Syria "threat" / why is the media covering for what is obviously radical islamic terrorism / why is the media covering for what is clearly mindless looting, rioting and wanton destruction by blacks

And all of a sudden that early movement split in two
> the "for the lulz" crowd became what they attempted to tag as "the alt right" (and failed)
> the "internet is serious business" crowd became the SJW.

Also: it only take three pieces of information to pretty much identify any american based on publicly available data
1) date of birth
2) state
3) date they voted in the primaries / early elections / general election

That would reduce a person from one in 320 million (based on the flag) to one in 20 or so (based on coincidences in date of birth and voting date) meaning (and this is an advice for all):
> please stop disclosing personal info like age, date of birth, etc, thank you

Can't get thicc without getting big user. Those tits won't grow in the absence of body fat

Based llamas on the thot patrol tho

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No they’re supposed to be soft. Squishy is too much.

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I'm working on a clip show from the last thread. Will post it when I'm done.

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Yeah, I've seen that. 32 tons are enough to kill everybody in America twice. They truly are trying for some reverse "Opium wars" but Trump is onto their shit and retaliation is swift and certain

Sup haroldbro, we gon' MAGA today?

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pics or it didn't happen

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MAGA is so 2016
We KAG nao

>Squishy is too much.

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I’m 5

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you are correct. look we "boomers" get undue scorn. we didn't vote for this shit but you blame my generation, fuck it was my (collective)

parents that sucked lbj's dick not me i guess the oh fuck here come the quotes 6 captusa??"Greatest Generation" are the ones to blame

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She will gain the appropriate amount of fat, remember to have at least 8 white children.

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Yeah... I think there's still a lot of MAGA that needs to be done before we can KAG. The KAG is preemptive IMO. How bout we WTPJO(Work Towards Putting Jews in Ovens) instead?

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This is why I don't care if the Hong Dong protests really are CIA. Anything that causes Xi Niggerping the slightest bit of annoyance is a good thing. Trump needs to go ahead and use that 70s law to order the companies back here now. Japan earned the bombs because they didn't kill enough chankoro.
You know it.

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God speed lad, now leave while you can before you get sucked right back in (and not in the good way).

Here is something to cheer the lads up, the newest chinese Boy Ban-

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>remember to have at least 8 white children
gibs qt gf then you nigger

>This is why I don't care if the Hong Dong protests really are CIA
I don't care if the protests are CIA mostly because anything that hurts American enemies is good for America and anything that hurts china is good for the world.
Sink the Chink isn't just a meme, sinking them is the line that divides a future of lulz from one of despair (and not the good kind of despair)

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If the HK protests do glow I hope we're sending them rifles, ammo, and anti tank weaponry for the aftermath.

>break opsec
it happened, though. unironically get your shit together, and the universe will conspire to help you

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Communiggers are doing it for decades.

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I don't know you, but I wish you the best

BASED JAPAN AGREEING TO BUY ALL THE AGRICULTURE SHIT FROM AMERICA THAT CHINA PROMISED TO BUY TO AVERT TARIFFS.

BASED.

BREAKING: Appears a new US/JAPAN trade agreement to be announced!
>Pool was rushed into a bilat room at 3:04 p.m.
>Its the same room where POTUS and Japanese PM Abe already held a bilat earlier this morning. Four chairs are set up in front of the G7 backdrop and the US and Japan flags.
>None of the principles are here yet, nor are the Japanese press.

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kek maxamus, my friend

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The quality man bar is so low user.

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I know a way that those who glow can help us out. Six major fault lines.
I mean they are asking for their own 2A so why not give them guns.

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I still gotta finish that book.

i'm headed out now. just wanted to checkin after church and drop a positive message for the boys. was a daily regular since /tg/, but now i check maybe a thread a week on the weekend just to keep a finger on the pulse. have a good one, portubro. keep fighting the good fight, even if its just for the lulz

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lol watching it live on FOX NEWS and Trump just basically told Abe to talk up how they are going to buy all the corn in America.

Then he teabagged him.

TRADE DEAL WITH JAPAN REACHED AT G7

>23k kilos
>when 2 mg is lethal
>23,000/.002 = 11,500,000
>11.5 mil of ~330 mil US pop = ~3.4% of the population
>only 7 states have an estimated 2018 population greater than 11.5 million (CA,TX,FL,NY,PA,IL, & OH); the remaining 43 states can be completely genocided with that much fentanyl
day of the sparrow can't come soon enough

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>Communiggers are doing it for decades.
Yeah but Obama actually wanted it to happen, a second go at the CIA "crack to ghettos"; except this was "opioids to the burbs" to kill whiteys

Fucking finally.