Brit/pol/: Norf Edition

Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it stinks.

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England need 89 to win

>the hair on it

God I love Hitler

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Lunch

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same thought

what is it

eels? good choice

afternoon lads

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Jellied eels lad

looks like jellied eels

alri

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soufs are disgusting

too lazy to bring in real food from the countryside so they fish slimeboys out of canals and turn them into pus-like slop

OH DON'T GIVE US NONE OF YOUR AGGRAVATION
WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING
GET A LITTLE ACTION IN

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BASED Israel.
BASED "conservatives".
amirite Jow Forums

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pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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Get some down yuh

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propa dinner that like

Caring about shit skin nations.

I mean what a boss

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Pay debts Greek nigger

3, 2, 1, 4

Disgusting souf shite. Not surprising the like ramming slimy cylindrical objects down their throats though.

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Afternoon

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that fucking Anchor tattoo

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bahaa haa haa go and install your anti bullying software faggot

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Ooh aye gorhur numbah lad I wud luv a quik un wi ere shes wel gorge

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>be me, live on coast
>relatives from london come to visit
>take them to the best chippy for local fish and chips
>they moan that there aren't any eels
fuck london

this kills the Northernoid. They try to peel them like rats they're more accustomed to eating.

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same

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>turning point > UK shilling for ISRAEL
>"why you care about shit skin nations."
Once you comprehend the scale of ZOG,
you'll realize WHY that "shit skin nation" is relevant to EVERYTHING.

> youtu.be/ceCOhdgRBoc

I'm off to my mums for a proper Sunday dinner later today lads I'm buzzing

I've always tried to make myself as small and invisible as possible

If you stop posting here, you'll be even closer to your goal.

OK.

I bought a whipped cream can and hosed it all over my ass then muay Thai kicked a Dyson hoover all over my garden naked, all the neighbours came to see what the noise was and an old lady shook her head at me

and you didn't suck on her crusty pissflaps? sounds like a larp tbph

pic related is a 11/10 in bongland

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I just finished marathoning this kino, what am I in for?

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All chippies round my way sell fucking saveloys you suvvern chimp. Fucking sav, egg, and mushroom sarnie from the local caf, fucking spot on.

what the fuck is wrong with that hand?

show goblin hovel

W-warwick?

AAAAAA IM SORRY BAAZZAA I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A NONCE AAAAA STOP BAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based shrek and his basement cave

Comfy that

hesitant to interact with that stuff ngl

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What do you mean?

How’s your thumb?

lol

The lad is still moving after all those hits. Bazza hits like a fucking girl t b h

looks like a fucking homonculus

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File name newfags.

mmm yum

my lunch isn't gay

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you're doing God's work lad

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>thumb
>trash all over the floor
literal sub human troll detected.

Thank you user, you are doing God's work

it's a bunch of numbers you cretin

I want her to squeeze my sack in a leg bar until my bollocks burst from each side.

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youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

Meaning its from some other post. Brainlet.
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘FVRdsoALfWGrPy1vz1XSMA==’. 11 results found.
archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/FVRdsoALfWGrPy1vz1XSMA/

findin an entrance where they can

fuck off newfag i'm aware of what it is

hahaha, i vote for him, surely better than his tory counterpart.

i'm not searching the archive just to learn about some gay ugly hand meme you mong

why the fuck is she wearing those fucking huge boots? what the fuck is this garbage? i can smell her lesbian ftm tranny friend in the back.

>newfag
>He doesnt remember when shrek visited /tv/

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does anyone have the full thread screencap??? it's gold

the bigger the boots the better the bollock busting.

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i remember this now. was ages ago. we've all moved on since then

I don't have a TV why would I lurk TV? Spastic.

>Boris Johnson's cabinet is Ultra Right Wing

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For the waifus obviously

for the jazzposting and the midgeposting mostly

I just want a long legged arthog gf who can kick my nasal bones directly into my brain from across the room at a moments notice.

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>t.newfag

/tv/ is funny af mate.

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PAY YOUR FUCKING DENBTS FAGGOTS

but I got denbts no honest man can pay

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kek it's got Indians and pakistanis

Remainers on actual suicide watch

All i had was a sandwich from tesco and a protein bar. The heat kills my appetite.

>tfw its 30C outside

You don't want to associate yourself with arthogs. They're high most of the time, mentally ill and are likely to #metoo you.

In fact, just avoid any girl who wears Doc Marten boots.

How tall is Trump guys? I've seen Boris in person, and he was about 6ft, Trump must be 6'5 at least.

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oh god I wish

Boris is 5 foot 9, he's one of those people who looks taller than he is.