Software developers are the new chads

Not going to lie, but software developers are definitely the new chads. People used to say finance was? Whatever. Bunch of pencil neck analyst dudes named Ming and Xiu. Software developers are generally more fit because we can work from home and can spend that commute time at the gym instead and our salaries let us eat exceptionally clean. In short, we make more, women are attracted to tech/STEM, and coding is the trade job of the intelligent.

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Uh, surely you jest. While they are usually more intelligent, most devs and engineers are extremely autistic and sperg out around women.

>Not going to lie, but software developers are definitely the new chads.
Depends on where, nigger.
Lots of trannies and poojeets have been on the rise.
If you want an all white & mentally stable work environment, learn Assembler and C.

Python is definitely more valuable than assembly or C

Yeah... I'm sure those in the city working in business are having plenty of sleepless nights over skinny fat estrogen fags.

Also I didnt realise that Christian Bale was English for ages.

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So is my python

Oh yeah, you guys with your executive MBAs from hacksaw schools. LOL. Your business theory classes are absolutely worthless.

the lower chad falls the worse the species becomes.
its like that meme of the wolf talking to humans and 50,000 years later he's a retarded doggo with a party hat on.

oldfag geek here who remembers being into Linux before the dotcom bubble. no, coders are not the new chads. you fucking Normie Boomers can only measure social status by how much kikebucks and debt a thing is worth. software used to be a meritocracy and the natural safe space for Autists and Spergs. now, thanks to Zucc and all the kikes shitting up the industry and turning the pure intellectual grounds of Computing Inc into a goddamn (((hedge fund casino))), now there's a flood of meritless cant-code faggots in this industry. now there are blue haired commie freaks running the HR Thought Police, and Chief Diversity Officers pushing Bolshevik Codes of Conduct and more non-coders out numbering the coders and shoving SJW brainwashing down the throats of hackers.

all of your criteria for why hackers are the new Chads are invalidated because the presence of countless tranny freaks.

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Wtf is a MBA? I'm a Anglo on Holiday in North-West Israel. Central and Westend London has plenty of business Zoomer and you are fucking delusional, enjoy you nice cramped apartment with your Mexishart or Gook GF making barley enough money to live.

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Shut the fuck up nerds

No

You will die a lonely death Pajeet.

This

Learn to chad!

>gets his kek job outsourced to india or china

One day very soon the only job your gonna be qualified for is eating turds for scat porn companies you fucking nigger

So much seething by the virgin financial analysts and tradecucks here. Face it, we make more, have more free time, and women like tech savvy guys. You think you’re going to impress them with accountant speak or talking about how you unclogged a toilet?

Greta can code Python

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really because my dev colleagues are 26yo+ married simps, getting fatter month after month.

Indians can’t code like the chads here in the US. If you’re intelligent, your job will never be outsourced to third world monkeys.

>women like nerds who play on their games all day long and havent seen the sun since high school
>b..b-but why do they all go out with Boomers, Rich Guys, Chad's and Niggers

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>software devs make bank
on what planet because that sure as shit isn't the case here on earth, lad.

Move to a first world country, Mohammed.

Americans barely make enough money to live in cities, that is why they eat bugs. If software developers make so much then why are their strikes every other day against tech and game companies about pay? Funny thing is that they just threaten to outsource is to Mohammed and Pajeet.

Also...
>Greek
>Human

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T.living in a Mexican province

>why are their strikes every other day against tech and game companies about pay

warehouse workers and drivers accelerating their replacement by robots

For one, programming is an incredibly degrading job that offers 0 job security and is the vocation most plagued by ageism by a far margin. You are not respected at any normal company. Every day, some Alpha who probably does nothing at his job except get his secretary to suck his dick in his corner office cucks you into doing random bitch work, and then yells at you when it's not done by the deadline despite it being impossible to complete the work requested. Not only that, the code rarely works, your co-workers are Indians brought in by Tata Consultancy who will replace you for half the salary and you have to train them to get your $500 severence, and the work never, ever ends. You pollute your body with the caffeinenated jew, deprive it of sleep, and let it rot while you sit the majority of the day, neglecting any healthy exercise, social interaction or life goal attainment.

It's like a postal worker, but coupled with feelings of loneliness, helplessness and total hopelessness. Programmers are too depressed to go postal, a sad state of affairs. After dentists, programmers have the highest rates of mental disorders, especially depression and suicide.

It gets worse. Women, when they hear you are a programmer, instantly reject you. It is far better to tell a woman you are on welfare than to out yourself as a computer programmer. It's highly embarrassing for a woman to associate with a programmer, as everyone knows they are the grown up version of the hopeless virgin in high school. One who never really grew up and became normal and fit into society, but rather found an environment where he could escape the reality of his situation and be invisible, able to hide the toxic shame and utter humiliation that is the programmer.

Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer. Programmers, why haven't you taken the cyanide pill and quit programming and turned to a respectable profession to better society?

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Doesnt bother me, I'd be the one selling said robots hahahaha

ITT:
>he fell for the CS meme

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>computer science
It's not science, they need to stop calling it that to cope.

Cs is real, but what these programmers do isn’t cs.

Truth
This is why I just do "shit tier" web dev now with my own business. Fuck debugging and fixing pajeet code all day while being treated like dirt. I don't make nearly as much but I'd rather keep my sanity plus it's a lot easier being in control of everything.

>You are not respected at any normal company. Every day, some Alpha who probably does nothing at his job except get his secretary to suck his dick in his corner office cucks you into doing random bitch work, and then yells at you when it's not done by the deadline despite it being impossible to complete the work requested. Not only that, the code rarely works

This is why as a dev you should aim to work at a software company . There your the one who gets treated like a king.

Algos make better financial decisions than clueless hacksaw MBAs, machine learning is being trained to better recognize and treat serious disease than even the most experienced doctors, and the world is becoming ever more reliant on tech and every day. Computer Science is the most important field. Bar none.

Watch out, I’m about to open Sublime Text on my MacBook Pro.

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This is 100% the truth, all the best coders/old school god tier autists are now just bedroom dwelling ghosts

(((Machine learning)))

Ok kikeburg back to r/futurism

Sadly but true

I disagree. It happens quite often that non developers ask me 'How do you do those things?'
Me: what?
They: well, those things. it all seems so easy for you.
Me: uh????

A lot of software developers are pathetic liberal cucked men

One nice thing about the job is that you can just watch youtube all day, listen to music and trade crypto.

t. software developer

In the field of computer graphics there are still a lot of turbo autists that are fun to work with.

Honestly if you want to get rid of the women and trannies just pick a field that is hard to get into and requires actual grunt work.

> just pick a field that is hard to get into and requires actual grunt work.
Agree. We're s small team of 5 developers and 1 architect that are responsible for a few specific projects (our company has different projects/products, handled by others) and because we're so small bullshitters get detected and shifted out pretty fast.

there is nothing chad about being a code monkey, even kids can do programming, even in C, if you think that is hard for some reason

Kek

nobody actually into software does this
it's only the other cuck BAs that have the odd computer science class for some reason that do stuff like that

heh

Remove this

and they still get pussy

source: me

Arborist/logger here. I make bitches cunts flow like dams.

Guys, I’m self teaching java, looking to leave my accounting job. Am I wasting my time ?

T. 29yr old accountant

Cityfags are feminine. Never move out to the country.

Imagine having any job after 2017 crypto rise. You wage cucks make me laugh with your get indebted to a college and make 6 figures life plan. If you work for someone else past 30 you are a woman.

Agree

no im not
fuck off

> Software developers are:
>not fat but only because they can't afford food
>they have less disposable income than people in flyover country after taxes and living expenses
>Software developers are the new beta providers for the left over generation of women
business owners are the true chads

This. It doesn't help that less kids are learning to code at home due to the decline/death of PCs and the rise of mobile devices. Everything is going according to (((their))) plan.

Imagine living in a city. You are a just a slave with more Jew cloth/"coin". I actually invest in precious metals unlike cryptotards.

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>Decent pay
>Work from home
>9 to 5
>The company pays my internet and phone bills
>"Having a meeting" means being taken out for a free meal
Living the dream lads

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I look out my front window and see corn fields. You look out your front window and see your boss. Go clock in wage boy.

>developers are definitely the new chads
Suuuure, pajeet

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True chads are free bushman like me. Most guys are pussies and coukdn't live this lifestyle. How many animals have you killed? Can you fix a rig? Can you shoot dimes at 500 feet with a simple .22lr bolt action rifle? Can you plant a garden or run a tractor? When is the last time you started a fire(without a lighter or matches)? Ciryfags are a joke.

I am am my own boss. I wake and see rippling mountain valley. Get back to coin coding you Nancy homosexual corn eater.

Kek, if only. Part of what you said is true however women are not attracted to us, more often than not they look disappointed. Nowdays I just tell them I'm an engineer, I'm not sure why but they respond better to that.

OP, you must be dreaming.

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I am finishing my CS degree now and previously worked in healthcare IT, I've seen how radiologists diagnose people from their CT or MRI scans: they scroll through the 3D image with their mouse wheel a couple of times really fast (like literally 15 seconds at most) and then start typing into some web-based EMR software. And this is the majority of the cost of these scans, the machines are mostly unused 80% of the time because the doctor's time is so precious and expensive they can't even be run at capacity. Doctors are the ultimate kikes, and medicine today is mostly theater with a few notable exceptions. Go to your doctor with a description of your symptoms and 95% of the time he will just start googling that shit RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. It's a sick joke, eat right and exercise so you can stay away from those charlatans as much as humanly possible.

You will be replaced with AI-enabled e-beavers

That is why in the UK you get a private doctor, not some nigger.
But you are right and I do all of what you state, I just take me well men and amino acids, simple as.

>You can't own your own software business
Enjoy making payments on your dogshit excavators which will all be repossessed when your competitors hire illegal immigrants to underbid you into bankruptcy.

Also I rarely get I'll, used to when I was pre pubescent but never saw a doctor, parent just let me have time off school

>women are attracted to tech/stem

Yeah no. I work a pretty cool software/systems engineering type job, get paid very well and I have never ever gotten laid because of my job.

>I just take me well men and amino acids, simple as.
Is this some kind of advanced Norf meme which hasn't filtered down to Jow Forums yet?

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No, most of you are pathetic betas
>t. Computer engineer

>Software developers are the new chads

Silicon Valley proves otherwise, you miserable shillfag.

Programming is a fucking boring job. I don't care if I'm making 6 figures, debugging is a terrible task

You should try roofing, it's very exciting.

Healthcare/Police have and always will be the most chad jobs.
For healthcare especially, the higher up the totem pole you the amount of pussy received exponentially increases.

Depends on the codebase, on the website I maintain which has nice short methods with sensible names it's simple, on the legacy project with 1,000+ line methods all called ClassName:Start() it's horrific

I feel like I ruined my life by choosing molecular biology instead of CS.

Feels like everyone my age (mid 20s) who went CS is making shitloads now.

I'm in a top 5 molecular biology phd program and it's like. Who ever gives a shit. The pay is shit and even my senior coworkers who were geniuses can only get professorships in fucking Scotland or whatever.

The massively inflated software salaries are mainly an American thing

Tech bubble will burst again faggot.
Most tech companies are a waste of money and so are the "products" or lack of products from those.

but that global warming yo

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Are you me?

t. Currently 27, dropped out of my PhD program 5 semesters in and just graduated with my Masters, a thesis and some publications. Currently attending PA school.

Why didn't they just network more?

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>mfw programmer

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Programming is the quintessential goy job on the planet.

>doesn't even know what science even means
Shut up, retard.

>Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer. Programmers, why haven't you taken the cyanide pill and quit programming and turned to a respectable profession to better society?
Turing offed himself because he was a fag and had his balls chemically burnt off
Meh.
Only problem with Software Companies are like any other consultancy job.
Client asks Salesdick if we can do something for them, Salesdick then makes promises, then Salesdick asks us to do it.

Ha, good luck making use of java once Sun Micro(penises) implements their kikey license fees to run the jve on enterprise.

I'm surrounded by single, young male software engineers all making €120k+. One I know has saved up more than half a million euros over the last few years. You wouldn't know it though, no flashy displays of wealth.
We don't hire outside the top 1%.
They're actually fairly fit, not your obese lot, maybe that's an American problem.
But.
They're almost all introverts (that doesn't mean shy) and they don't have girlfriends. Women just aren't very interested.
So, no. software engineers are not Chads.
Chads are chads, and software engineers are well paid betas.

Yeah. I did that 25 years ago. Engineers make big money m8, not scientists.

Java is more valuable than both

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What is most valuable depends on the job at hand.

>not
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fucking retards can but even write correct code for a meme.

also SUCK A DICK if you put your brackets on the same line

fuckin & sign is supposed to be % fuck you shut up i know what I'm doing

>Missing the point of the meme this completely

the point is debunked by the fact if you were asked to do something so simple and stupid it could be done in 1 line of code

inb4
>still missing the point
because you've been BTFO and there is no point

Does anyone know an algorithm that’s reverses gayness in O(1) time?