Be pickle in America

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Don't knock it until you try it. I tried them out of curiosity and they are really good. Not necessarily something I go out of my way for but if I am at a place that serves them I often get them.

Boiled okra goo

Taco bell is fucking delicious though.

Amerifat

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wtf I want to try fried pickles now.

American food standards is worse than their cuisine

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I still remember the summer of ‘98. It was my first summer at sleepaway camp in the poconos, we went to a fair/carnival and I tasted my first funnel cake and deep fried oreo. I had only come to America and gotten my citizenship a few years prior but in that moment of biting down on my deep fried sugar I learned the true meaning of being an American. We can deep fry anything and you poor eurofags will never know the pleasures we take for granted daily.

I heard Americans even deep fry toothpicks. Is that true?

America has the best food in the world. Picrelated is one of my favorites: a Texas chili cheese hotdog

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>Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for your pickle license to arrive.

This guy never heard of exercise or metabolism

>Is there anything worse than american cuisine
slav cuisine

Nice try, Shlomo.

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New York pizza. I got this slice from Francesco’s on Columbus Ave.

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Dude, Coney Dogs are 1000% better.

I was thinking about raising own cattle would be cool

T.cityslicker

African cuisine. Because there is no food at all.

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If you haven’t yet, I reccomend going to Artichoke by union square.

5mm pizza with nothing of cheese, burger please...

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>eating food instead of living on beer

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One bite everyone knows the rules. I give this a 7.4

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I got to admit frying shit is usually awesome. It's unhealthy as fuck but I like to think it helps keep our nigger and white trash population in check. Non trashy whites have a bit more self-control. I eat fried shit maybe once a week at most, usually more like 1-2 times a month.

Sirloin burger from Tampa Airport

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They got boiled okra goo... Okra pickles are good AF ITT they be starving cuz niggas be fucking up they food beyond edibility

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You fucking amateur. Polish vodka is best, they’re creators of it after all

kek

>5mm
Go back to USSR-land with your Commie Units, Commie

youtube.com/watch?v=xXWTcSpcLQ8

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That’s not NY style. In NY the pizza isn’t supposed to be messy and drippy. It’s got a nice crispy crust, perfect for folding.

Deep fried pickles are one of those once-/twice-a-year treats that make life worth living. Ice cold beer and some DFP in the summer is god-tier.

>deep fried bananas
>deep fried cheese curds
>deep fried bacon
>deep fried pickles
>deep fried alligator
>deep fried cactus
>deep fried butter
>deep fried ice cream
>deep fried cheese cake

>actually not wanting to try any of this
>mfw

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Best vodka

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Same. Just drink the damn oil and save yourself some time. I hate my country.

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this

Luksusowa is my back-up when I cannot into Finlandia.

BASED AND WODKAPILLED

Deep fried anything is literally fair and carnival food. Americans aren't eating funnel cake and fried Oreos daily.

>TFW all vodka basically tastes like rubbing alcohol until you mix it with OJ or Cranberry juice.

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>Is there anything worse than american cuisine
Yes. Slide threads.
sage&hide

>They got boiled okra goo
Don't know what that shit is, but okra isn't too bad.

You eat double nigger dick for lunch though like Macron, hahaha you are what you eat, nigger.

>He has to girly-up his vodka

Real men drink it straight at room temperature.

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>Faggot Jew Yorker says something stupid

Coney Dogs are from Detroit, cunt.

>I'll have the alligator, broiled please
Faggot

The only stuff I ever batter and fry at home is sea food.

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Steak sandwich from Adam’s Deli on Amsterdam Ave. Mouth is watering just thinking about it

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Diet coke, are you a tourist?

Coney island? Coney dog

you can buy the shit at Walmart so somebody is eating it daily

>deep fried cheese curds
you're missing out, cheese curds deep fried are awesome!

damn right they are

Looks like a dirty diaper.

The same can be said of beer and wine. Real enthusiasts can tell differences easily

Real men warm the bottle to 98.6 then insert in rectum.

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And the Boston Float originated in Detroit. It was named after the Soda Fountain on Boston Street.

why so insecure, user? there's nothing wrong with improving the harsh taste of booze, and there's nobody to prove your masculinity to in such a dumb manner

pickles can be carcinogenic

Coke Zero mate. It’s the best.

Picrelated is the famous Cronut from Dominique Ansel’s bakery in SoHo. It’s a croissant formed and fried in the shape of a donut.

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Does your buddy stir your drink with his boner so it's the perfect temperature and manly enough for you?

Messy but delishe

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Nonstop whining about America is pretty up there. Also there is next to no American cuisine. Just food from other countries and stupid meme food like fried everything.

Europeans constantly talk shit about US food regulations. The only reason they talk shit is so they can pass protectionist laws banning imports of e.g. US milk to protect their own farmers. They know that if American produce were to compete with European produce, European farmers would suffer immense profit loss. They use phony food regulation bullshit to justify their protectionist trade policies. Quit spreading and eating up European farmer propaganda.

Jews.

You forgot about the kool-aid.

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wakanda pilled

>there is no American cuisine

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Vodka? lol drinking vodka at room temperature is disgusting as fuck, it's not whisky. It should be kept in freezer to not feel harsh alcohol. Vodka in general is fucking meme; the most expensive brands are not really different from cheaper vodka. It's just a label in most cases. And whisky is better anyway; good single malt can taste like homemade moonshine 70% stuff. And yes, room temperature whisky tastes better.

wheres the tropical punch?

just SOOO GOOD! Remember the ones who fought down a river a blood to build this wealth. No they were no Black nor Red!

Asian pickled vegetables made the list in 1993, supported by research dating to the 1960s showing high rates of esophageal squamous cell carcinoma in North China, particularly Linxian.

Smoking and drinking alcohol are also known causes of OSCC, but they couldn’t explain the high rates.

Most recently, an analysis of 34 separate English and Chinese-language studies of OSCC and Asian pickled vegetables, published in 2009 in the British Journal of Cancer, concluded that eating the pickles as a regular part of one’s diet doubled the risk.

Fungi in pickled vegetables can turn nitrate into nitrite, which may help form N-nitroso compounds, which are strong culprits of OSCC, the study found.

>cronut
Are you a white girl from 2012?

first I've ever seen this; Looks disgusting.
Of course my wife has made Kool-aid pie before, so I guess I shouldn't judge (it's not half bad)

Fried chicked between two layers of bread

Kek

wait, there are people who cant tell the difference between beer and wine?

you guys are taking what i said wrong, actually not wanting to try those things me looking at you like what the fuck, anyways

>monte cristos
end of story

those things are the best

jews and their perversions

yes eastern european food

>Kool-aid pie
wut?

No user, foreigners are USA.

>Is there anything worse than eastern european cuisine?
yes foreskins

Why did you reply to me? I'm talking about American produce and dairy.

dont be knocking Chick-fil-A

Atleast they dont deep fry circumsized skin

Do you even know what nonetheless means?

Is that really something from the menu