Pic related woman dies after 5 hours of sex

Pic related woman dies after 5 hours of sex

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what does sex feel like bros

Imagine the smell.

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It's bretty gud. Blowjobs and tiddyfugging are also really swell.

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Like having half a dozen field mice frantically trying to escape the insides of your arsehole. Painful yet very satisfying.

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have fleshlight

Don't do meth kids.

Get out faggot, no one wants to hear your assblast by another fag story.

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>sex
>painful

k

I found a picture of her partner.

Common Filth vindicated once again.

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Just think about what was going on behind those pretty little eyes of hers the moment she died.

Why is it always the red heads who over do everything

Like going to the gym, when you feel the pump

>Rin Tin Tin Rapist

But he was a good boy.

At least she died doing something she loved.

Pheomelanin is an aphrodisiac

>what was going on behind those pretty little eyes of hers the moment she died.

The dick she stroke on?

the truth is she died after the first hour but the guy kept going for another 4

it's overrated desu

GTFO globohomo turbo-faggot

RIP whore

you can say that again

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>5 hours of sex
>The woman's partner said
lmfao, that faggot just made that up.
>Police: What happened?
>That faggot: Oh dude so we were fucking for like 10 hours and she passed out and died
>Police: What really happened?
>That faggot: We were kissing and she had a heart attack.

I wonder if he was inside her when she died and if her pussy convulsed or something. That would be hot.

Masturbation is the only way to have sex with someone you truly love.

Blowies beat vag 2000%

>March 21

Why are you just bringing this here now?

>Blowies beat vag 2000%
Bullshit.

cope, incel

Sauce?

I wonder if he was inside her when she died and if her pussy convulsed or something. That would be hot.

Like a bag of sand

Okay I kekd

you find this death at 1000 ways to die show.

That time when the guy took a blue pill viagra and made his heart explode.

It says some Colombian piece of trash. Not pic related.

salty milk and coins

Circumcision is barbarism

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>Pic related woman dies after 5 hours of sex

come again?

She was on drugs. Pray for her, and those around her. Consider the source of these drugs and who is pushing them in our society and the influence. Pray for these people too.

>officials said they believe the woman had taken drugs to prolong sex with her partner.

Dumb thot.

Handjobs are great, like masturbation but your hot girlfriend is doing it. Blowjobs as far as I've experienced are overrated, especially because it's tough for my girlfriend to fit me in her mouth. Haven't been able to fit dick inside vag either, so I'll get back to you. I know it takes a lot of foreplay to get a girl loose enough, but I just haven't been able to make it work.

Mermaid valkyrie or some shit

Feels like slipping your cock in a warm, slippery balloon filled with freshly cut chicken thighs

It's the same feeling when you plug in a usb first try

>local10.com/news/woman-dies-after-5-straight-hours-of-sex-report-says

A woman has died after having sex with a male partner for five consecutive hours, it is believed.

The 32-year-old, known as 'The Beast', told her partner that she felt dizzy before going into cardiac arrest at a hotel in southern Cali, Colombia, reported La Republica .

Her partner called for emergency services but they reportedly took too long to arrive.

He then wrapped the unconscious woman in a blanket and took a taxi to the University Hospital of Valle.


------------does she have a sister¿

>An investigation is underway after officials said they believe the woman had taken drugs to prolong sex with her partner.

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That’s not the women who died for sex.
It’s a fat girl angle shot of the girl who dies of a heart attack when that guy hit the crowd with his car.
She was way over weight and smoked a pack a day.

I bet she was fucking a black bvll, there's no way for a white boy to have that power

>Colombia

Coke killed her

H-HAVE.SEX

*Cum again

God that makes me wish I could make it fit.

>Cali, Colombia.
>An investigation is underway after officials said they believe the woman had taken drugs to prolong sex with her partner.
Who cares.

kys pedo scum

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Not pedo, I just have a big dick and my girlfriend is an anxious virgin. Having a big dick seems like a great idea until reality kicks in.

Expensive

Actually, you’re close.
Anal sex raises the heart rate significantly, it’s why unhealthy old people die having a shit on the toilet.
In short: He was FUCKING HER UP THE ARSE AND SHE HAD A CARDIAC ARREST.
Dirty little bastard.

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>the beast

Correction
Morbidly obese chick gets fucked up the shitty and dies

>le heart attack meme

IIRC the autopsy showed the ultimate cause of death was blunt force trauma from the Proud Boy's bodyguard's dumbfuck terror attack.

When you find someone's bled to death through bullet holes, yeah, 'loss of blood' is probably what killed them... that doesn't mean the asshole who fired the gun isn't culpable.

Not an incel, that's from experience. A girl gave my the choice between a blowjob and sex, and every single time I'd pick sex.

sex magick strikes again?

I would like to place $4000 on the bet that the man known as "The Beast" was a black man. White women literally die for the BBC. Sad.

>IIRC the autopsy showed the ultimate cause of death was blunt force trauma from the Proud Boy's bodyguard's dumbfuck terror attack.
The guy wasn't a Proud Boy.

No they said she died from cheeseburger overdose

Kinda meh desu, be better with a robot cuz I know nobody is judging me

Yeah thats what happens when you take drugs and get your heart rate up. On another note, dont ever believe a latinos braggadocio. Theyre so full of shit.

Please, I’ve fucked my girl for 3 before we just took breaks for water. Clearly an amphetamine overdose, or another drug.

>1 post by this ID
>March 21, 2019
>posted over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

This is the definition of a cancerous slide thread.
kys OP sage

When people say they "had sex for hours" it usually means 10 minutes of fucking and 40 minutes of getting into positions and catching your breath. It's a fucking meme.

Wrong, as always Finland. The amateur cpr killed her.

Ok kid, whatever you say

Degenerate

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Jason Kessler was a Proud Boy.

The murderer was one of Jason Kessler's bodyguards.

>being gullible enough to believe the Daily Stormer version of the story
user, I don't know what to say.

"The Beast" was the dead girl in OP's story.

why am i laughing so hard?

feels like jelly inside

>Blowies beat vag 2000%
Only if you've never had good pussy

If you don't care about the girl you really feel nothing until you coom..vaginas are very warn

This is odly specific user

lmao

Impossible, the pump is better than sex
m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7PyDDNSiHk

More credible than the stormshill version. Now, tell me, would she have needed CPR then if she hadn't been HIT BY A FUCKING CAR? Would even the most retarded of antifa members have even THOUGHT she needed CPR if it weren't for Jason Kessler's bodyguard ramming people?

Or they're just a virgin and don't know what sex is like.

After like a half hour you're getting sore and collapsing in a pool of your own sweat.

>cardiolets

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Are you telling me that isn’t Kirsten Dunst?

Red hair and blue eyes is the rarest phenotype on earth. This is a global crisis.

You guys need to do some fucking cardio.

This

Sauce?

Kek

Gas yourself shit skin nigger

You are wrong they were most likely on some kind of upper. It makes it difficult to finish and you can stay rock hard for hours.

Sex is like an extreme masterbation.. it seems like it will be amazing but it's over and then who cares

What truly feels unlike anything else is finding love, and making love that creates life. Making a child. Nothing can replace this feeling

Did you warm up the chicken thighs first? I'm laughing but I think having warm breasts or thighs tightened together would actually come close to the real thing

It feels like nothing. Just a slight sensation of pleasure on your circumcised goy cock as you thump a woman’s flesh cavity from behind. The sound is nice though, like the sound of a wet ass slapping against a leather couch. And the aesthetic can be pleasing. Overall it’s not that fun.

t. Chronic masturbator with circumcised dick

I sometimes enjoy the aesthetics and sounds more than the feeling because I have premature ejaculation. I hate it. Yes I can go for round 2 or 3 or 4 with oral in between or whatever but I'm gonna be honest, I hate sperm and I keep leaking like a faucet afterwards

That sucks, I used to be able to go regularly for 30-40 minutes when I was a teenager then it started decreasing. My fiance's extremely tight and then a side effect of the medication she is on made it worse we had to get a doctor involved. The downside is sex tends to last way less time than I would like usually in the 10-15 minute range after penetration.

There are supposedly exercises for fellows like you that you might have some luck with.

At least you can ejaculate. SSRIs and past chronic porn consumption have left me able to experience very little sensation. Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoy it and I can keep hard the whole time, but I literally cannot cum. But, like you, the aesthetics and sound certainly are erotic to me.

>the truth is she died after the first hour but the guy kept going for another 4

Maybe she was a big girl and it took a while for the waves to die down.

I maybe have sessions where I can go for 1 hour+, but that happens like 1 out of 25 times. Alcohol doesn't help. Maybe I do should start the reverse kegels and the squats. I don't like edging by myself, feels like wasting time.

Damn, I'd rather have PE then yes. Wish we could trade so we both would end up in the middle. I watched porn too when I was younger but I did not end up with the death grip. I think my pelvis is really fucked up because I used to sit a lot. Still do

KFC means a whole other thing to that dude.

Great political thread.