Why are numales always balding?

Balding at 22 but have otherwise good facial aesthetics should I just kill myself or wait and see if I can pull off the skinhead look

idk but im 31 and im starting to see a few grey hairs on the side of my head what the fuck :'(

It totally sucks because I get lumped in with these faggots.

they will have some kind of good science fix for balding in your lifetime

Genetics are a big part of it, but I've noticed that a lot of guys barely put any effort into maintaining their hair.
>use garbage shampoos loaded with SLS, dyes, and other shit
>scrub scalp vigorously then do the same shit with the towel when drying
>brush hair after shower (a big no no)
>don't take care of yourself in any way (excessive drinking, smoking/vaping, bad diet, no exercise)

>they will have some kind of good science fix for balding in your lifetime
They've been saying this for 40 years.
Currently the only options are a pill that can cause permanent impotence and other side effects.
Or transplants, which can come out very good or very bad (and are incredibly expensive, like $50,000)

i somehow doubt this
it's genetic what are they gonna do, change my genes? im fucked man

Believe in science

>>brush hair after shower (a big no no)
why?
balding is caused from DHT levels in the scalp reducing follicle size. Treating hair badly with poor shampoo, rubbing, combs etc might cause temporary hair damage but its not related to the root cause

The Nintendo switch is an awesome console tho not gonna lie

>Currently the only options are a pill that can cause permanent impotence and other side effects.
ive been on finasteride for a year now and it hasn't even slowed balding down
no noticeable side effects but who knows what its done to my sperm

>Believe in science
Yeah, sure. Aren't they saying there's 37 genders and that all races have the same IQ you bigot monster?

>They've been saying this for 40 years
This. They havent come up with anything better than fin which has been prescribed since the 80s.

Who are the two guys above Metal Jesus?
Thanks.

i did finasteride and then dutasteride. both grew a little hair back on my hairline but both plateud and stopped being effective after a few months. quitting masturbation will give you better results than fin.

I like the meme but the switch is still awesome yeah. Especially if you’re married and or have kids and can’t always use the TV

Baldness corresponds to either excess testosterone or the lack thereof. A ton of weight lifters have hair loss, and I wouldn't call them "numales" by any stretch.

I don't see how quitting masturbation is going to grow my hair back lol

The paradox is that baldness is caused by testosterone not the lack of it.

I went bald about the same age, thank fuck I have a good face and nicely shaped head so I can pull off the skinhead look

Male pattern balding runs in my family
Bald since 16

it's my only saving grace but i'd still look way better with nice thick hair
oh well

Male pattern baldness is no laughing matter

>The paradox is that baldness is caused by testosterone not the lack of it.
Riiight, keep telling yourself that, hairlet.

all i can say is it had better effects on my hairline than fin or dutasteride

Its caused by genetics, how your hair follicle reacts to the thinning effects of dht. some are completely resistant, others not at all.

why do you think shooting loads increases genetic mpb hair loss

I've always had a more than decent hairline, but within the last year it receded a little bit. Seems like it stopped. It seems like it might even be growing back...?
I'm 23, how fucked am I?

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was you grandpa on your mom's side bald or not? those are the main genes that decide what's going to happen to you.

it's going to be ok

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ehh, both of my grandfathers had full heads of hair until they died in their 60's and 70's
my dad and his brother are bald as fuck, my cousins are 50/50

is this supposed to waste my time?

my grandpa had a full head of hair for 60 years and father still has
what went wrong?

I've heard others say this. So I'd have to stop having sex?
I've noticed when I do cum, my hair seems to get thicker.

My step mom said this too.
I need to check.

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Maybe I'm coping, but recently I see that they're on the verge of discovering a REAL cure. Something about the regeneration of hair cells or some shit.
Maybe it's a cope, but I pray it's real.

sauce or bs

Because when you ejaculate you release DHT into the bloodstream.

Once again. Who gives a shit?

Why would the lost hair regrow, though?

Genetics is a ton of things. Skin, matabolism, how quick you age/sunburn/tan.
BUT I'm convinced you can always make some kind of difference.
>brush hair after shower (a big no no)
Is this true? I thought I was thinning, but when I don't do anything to my hair after showering (like brushing) I saw my hair come in thicker.

news.yahoo.com/a-cure-for-baldness-could-be-coming-085830370.html
I have have plenty other links that are recent as well. I've noticed much more talk about a cure being around the corner recently.
If I begin balding, I planned on getting hair transplants anyway, but I'd much rather rub something on my scalp to get my old hair back or go to a different route with surgery.

Because it's not dead, its dormant. so if you stop bombarding it with dht it has a chance to regrow

Onions

the longer its dormant though, the sooner it will die. so it will work best on hair youve lost more recently.

Estrogen and testosterone conflicting.

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Holy shit based

because they need to let the BLACK BVLL breed their white bitches and they know it

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This guy has a decent head of hair, to me.

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>Jakers

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i actually watched the whole thing

worth a try i suppose

fpbp

I've noticed this as well.
I'm quite young yet I've already started to thin.
When I'm on no-fap I can see my hair coming back thicker.
But I'm probably genetically predisposed to balding as my father is and his father and all his brothers did.
My mother's side of the family doesn't so it might just be me thinking my hair is thinning when it isn't but I'm fairly sure it is.

>Have thick hair that grows really fast
>Every male in my family goes bald
Oh well, I'll just enjoy it while I have it.

>tfw look like a basedboy from balding and glasses

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>tfw haven't used shampoo in years
>friends are all balding
>tell them my secret
>"we can't do that cause we have to use our specialty shampoo that supposedly makes our hair grow fuller"
How's that working for ya lmaooooo

Based

This complete faggots wife just had a baby niglet.. Holy shit the meme is real!

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If, as a man, you are actually worried about male pattern baldness, then your problems go way deeper than your follicle girth.

NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MEN BEING BALD.

GROW YOUR DAMN BEARD, BULK UP YOUR MUSCLES AT THE GYM, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

At 40, a bald guy with a good income is WAAAAY better off than a man with lush hair but low income.

Trust me.

For fuck sake, shave your head.

I shaved my head at age 13 and have ever since. Only side effect was never waisting money at a barber ever. Slay pussy like a bandit.

WOMEN DO NOT CARE. They really dont. Be alpha as fuck and everything else goes out the window.

That said, you pussy ass insecurity is going to be an issue. Fix that shit.

Penny arcade. The original EPIC FUKING GAMERS webcomic

>WOMEN DO NOT CARE
My gf said she doesn't care if I go bald, but I'm still afraid of losing her because of baldness.

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I can't grow a good beard + why would I want to hide my good jaw?
how old r u dude you sound like a boomer

Will I get any luck with the Minoxidil the fags are taking to get a beard but on my hair?

>My gf said she doesn't care if I go bald

Yeah I was right.

You think I would say that shit if it wasnt fucking true??!! DUH

Youre afraid because you are a low T fucking faggot.

STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND SHAVE THAT SHIT.

Jesus Christ, sometimes I think Im a pussy because I have hangups about never having a dad, but then I see faggots like you who wont do the right thing even when its staring you in the face.

UP YOUR FUCKING T!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AFRAID OF? FUCKING MONSTERS UNDER THE BED!! FFFFFFUUUCK!!!

Who gives a fuck if your fat gf leaves you? As if she can do fucking better? You gotta be fucking kidding me!

>but I'm still afraid
You are gonna lose her because of that not because of how much hair you have.

Im 34.

Im not bald, but have been voluntarily shaving my head since I was 13, because fuck hair. And I like people thinking Im a skinhead.

Let those fucking niggers know whats up.

Women love bald heads.

Im telling you. Ive been with about 70 women.

Legit, they do not care about baldness.

They care about if you are beta cuck like you, or if they are an alpha mother fucker who will choke the fuck out of them when railing them, like me.

Change your fucking attitude you fucking pissant.

Go full Mussolini.
If you're going bald and you have a good jawline just copy the big man.

it becomes more tempting by the week
i'll shave it once i can't conceal it properly anymore

That's from their skull always rubbing against their BF pelvic area.

>When a fucking Portuguese monkey has more common sense than you

wew

again, i'll shave once it's necessary
for now, it's not

Its easy. That negro blood makes the average american male very dim-witted. How was your day Juan?

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Based as fuck famalam

Fair, it's better to do a halfway decent cope then do something silly.
A bald head and massive beard is an obvious cope.
If you can't hide it then you look sad.
It's a case of biting the bullet and becoming comfortable with the fact that you're bald.
As for the girlfriend, have you considered marrying her as a way to keep her?

>don't take care of yourself in any way (excessive drinking, smoking/vaping, bad diet, no exercise)

fuck off

>As for the girlfriend, have you considered marrying her as a way to keep her?

That pic gave me the best kek Ive had all week, by far.

lmfaooooo my sides

But for real, I live on the border (moving soon) and legit know a guy who looks like this.

Its a tormented race. IRL they are called Chicanos.

Chicanos are a 56% race of Mexicans who moved to California.

They arent American and the arent Mexican. They are this horrible science experiment gone wrong.

>numales
>balding
Makes me think of Tim Pool.

wat? I have a shampoo that actually regrew my hair. It's called Dermena Men.

Only real solution in this thread. Stop using shampoo. Its fucking horrible for your hair

fpbp once again greek bro

Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik, founders/owners of Penny Arcade.

Thank you, Satan.

then you weren't suffering from mpb but a temporary hair loss condition
why is it though?

Thank you, too.

Kek you are such an insecure assmad shitskin. Keep posting it and you'll end up like the Jow Forums humour threads leaf but of the entirety of Jow Forums

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>then you weren't suffering from mpb but a temporary hair loss condition
What makes you say that? It was the top circle of the head btw

Well done Greek bro

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