Catholic General

Still nobody has drawn a picture of Christ Chan kissing her husband on her wedding day? Come on anons. Are we a pseudo community or not?

Jesus gave it to Paul. Paul didn't do it out for the heck of it. He was tasked with it

There is only 1 god made of 3 co substantial beings. The creator, the savior, and the sanctifier
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It is political since faith is often targeted by the political elite... and many right wingers who should know better. Mods this IS political. many politicians seek our destruction. I ask for you to understand this

She is married. To God. She is a bride of Christ

sorry this is meant for

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thanks user! remember to Pray the rosary. It is FAR more powerful than any prot wants to admit.

Very nice art! SAVED.

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I have much more at home. Will post when I get there, if the thread is still up.

nice

thanks user

Riddle me this, theists. Why does your god hate you so much that he made YOU the only thing on the planet that has to wipe its ass? All other animals either shit pellets that aren't messy, or have a prolapsing anus so all the shit stays on the inside or off your body. Humans are the only creature that has to wipe its ass to stay clean.

keep making those Catholic Threads.
Maybe you'll show the light to those protestants who have little faith in God and Jesus-Christ and don't believe their plan for salvation, the Church he established, the Catholic Church.

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The Catholic Church is like the story of Jesus-Christ sleeping in the boat.
If you don't have truly faith in Jesus-Christ and jump out of his boat, the Catholic Church, you'll drown...That's protestants for you.
If you stay inside of his boat, no-matter how ugly things are outside, in the end, your soul will be saved..

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First off God loves us. Second we wipe our ass because we are NOT at the level of the rest of animal kingdom, shocking as that maybe for some. Third, God wants us to go to heaven, but many REJECT God and Reject eternal life. Sad! : / Hell is an absence of God. Just as darkness is an absence of light

indeed user! Love Jesus and do his will and YOU will be saved!

Explain this shit

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>First off God loves us.
Some say he loved Job too much.
>Second we wipe our ass because we are NOT at the level of the rest of animal kingdom
100% incorrect. We wipe our ass because we're bipedal which requires large flabby butts that house muscles used for walking. It has nothing to do with your sky fairy thinking we're "above the animal kingdom" or some shit. How the fuck does that even make sense to you?
>You're better than all the other creatures... so YOU have to wipe your ass. No, I'm not going to invent toilet paper for you. For thousands of years you will wipe your ass with a bare hand, then you'll figure out that doing that causes you to get sick so you'll start using leaves, grass, etc. EVENTUALLY you'll figure out how to mass produce a paper that allows you to wipe your ass properly. Thank me later, bros!
Seriously.. how much crack have you done in your life?

I stopped reading there because you're obviously retarded.

Not a jesusfag, but tbf cats have to lick themselves clean

Not typically. I have 4 cats. I have never seen one of my cats (to include ALL of the cats I've ever had in my life) step out of the litter box and lick it's ass. It's not a common thing they do. Get a cat. Stop using google as a source.

Fuck Catholics and fuck you.

This is off-topic.

You mean burning bush? I think that is copper... so it likelty needs a GOOD polishing. Look at the statue of liberty. She originally was a shiny copper. You wouldn't recognize from what it is today

Not My Pope

It looks cool

Not at all. Politics are welcomed as long as they embrace the Catholic faith. and are not contrary to the faith

Reminder that Catholicism is anti-White and Catholics deserve to be exterminated.

>Reminder that Protestantism is Anti salvation and they need to repent

FTFY

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I have two cats. They don't necessarily do it straight away but they have to do it eventually. If you have a really furry cat then their fur will end up being matted and full of dried shit if they don't do it.
t. used to have a retarded cat who couldn't clean herself properly

All Christians are trash. But Catholics are dogmatically trash, so they're the worst.

Pic related is the future for all Catholics.

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we ARE above the animal kingdom. We have a soul. unlike them

It looks fucking satanic

Then you're not talking about
>they shit on themselves so they HAVE to lick it off.
You're talking about GROOMING, which is something they do often. Most of the time they don't get anywhere near their ass when grooming. To say
>They do it because they shit on themselves
is a bit stupid. They groom for reasons OUTSIDE of that. Again, stop using google as a source.

>We have a soul
prove it.

hi communist Jew.

That is a white man laughing at a dead Jewish Catholic nun

I'm not, you spaz, I'm telling you what happened to my cat. Yes, cleaning your ass falls under grooming. And cats do clean their asses. Get a cat with really long hair and get back to me. They literally have to do it, or you have to do it for them.

You posted some dago wops singing, and asked people to join your religion.

This is no different than some Muslim faggot posting a Middle Eastern song and asking people to convert to Islam.

It's off-topic you fucking retard.

Let me know when you see a cat jump out of the litter box and scream
>OY VEY, I NEED TO CLEAN MY ASS!
Until then, it's just normal grooming that they do for OTHER reasons. I'm not sure how the fuck this makes any sense to you at all
>Gosh, I just took a shit. I should wait HOURS before I clean myself.
UNLESS that cleaning is NOT necessary... thus NO, they do NOT need to do anything in regards to wiping their ass.

I could go on a metaphysical sermon on it. But I'd like to here your metaphysical proof that refutes the existence of the soul. there are FEW atheists. I was "one" most believe in God. But reject him out of spite. I have yet to meet an atheist who does not practice religious dogma. I will ask you this user: are you rejecting God existence of God honestly or are you being Dishonest? are you Truly incapable of understanding God out of honesty? Or are you being dishonest with yourself? If the latter then your judgement cannot be relied on as it is biased. Sorry

>Prove this thing that I've not proven exists doesn't exist!
Prove there isn't a dragon in my garage.

>dago wops

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also people are free to join us in politics. Catholicism is the ultimate political belief. It TRANSCENDS muh left and right and Answers the better question of whether something is GOOD or EVIL. Feel free to join without adding secular trolling

more proof for Christ than dragons user. He is a recorded figure Tacitus recorded trials and looked through roman records and found existence of Christ

>Let me know when a cat speaks
You're retarded
The cleaning literally is necessary. They lick their asses to get rid of the shit and they even lick each other's asses. You are simply wrong, and that's that.

>This person exists, therefore he performed miracles!
Tacitus only mentioned Christ as the "mesiah" like once, and it wasn't in the context of saying he WAS the mesiah. A person who literally wrote down EVERYTHING only spoke of him a few times. No one is saying a person named "Jesus Christ" didn't exist (except that his name was NOT "Jesus Christ", but that's beside the point).

Now try proving your DEITY exists. That's not a person, remember?

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I was a catholic but I quit because of our kike pope

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>Cleaning of their ass is so necessary that they do it HOURS AFTER SHITTING.
>You called me a retard, so I'll call you a retard.. because I'm not original!
It's obvious that you just copy shit you see online. If you actually had a cat, you'd know that they don't clean their ass out of necessity. If it WAS a necessity they wouldn't do it hours later.

Seriously, google is shit. YOU don't learn anything by typing a few words in it.

You don't have faith in Christ.
See:

>I haven’t gone to Mass for months bc I haven’t gone to confession.
Feels bad.

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West coast liberal catholic churches are getting replaced with hard right Nigerians. white boomers are assblasted that their rainbow flag got taken down along with making mass keep to the Catholic doctrine.

The sooner the boomers die the better

>anti-racist globalism is the ultimate political position

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Christ has died and you and your fellow kikes have taken over the church . Fuck if fag lover

Jesus Christ was orally raped on the cross by a black goat. The thrashing of the saviour of men was ended with a large cumshot.

Praise Moloch.

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I didn't you retard, I already explained this to you. If cleaning their ass wasn't necessary they wouldn't do it at all, you absolute mong. Since you are being such a retard about this, here you go:
>stuffcatswant.com/cats-butt-dirty
Note in particular what they say about long haired cats.

he was. people witnessed it. It was recorded by those who were there and saw it. People who were tortured to death and refused to give in or deny Christ.Jesus said if you love me people will hate you. So I accept that you might want me dead or worse. i will still forgive you

Rabbi Yeshua never existed.

Repent, douchebag.

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Do it man. It is WELL worth it.

I didn't say Globalism. Globalism is anti Christian in EVERY way. Classic manipulation of those who seek to destroy what they can't kill

>It was recorded by those who were there and saw it.
False
>People who were tortured to death and refused to give in or deny Christ.
False

not you people again.

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> doesn't read history

St peter was tortured that is a verified FACT. It is clear you are being dishonest with yourself and let hatred taint your heart. You are not in a position to judge others.

>catholic
>uses Christian girl oc
K already seen enough I'm out of here

We will exist long after everyone alive here is dead and beyond that. WE are the church of Christ, the Catholicism outlasted Napoleon Hitler, USSR, Prussia. Why? because it is the kingdom of GOD. NOT the kingdom of man

>tfw confessing to watching porn again every sunday since i got baptized in april

Catholicism is globalism, low IQ retard.

vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s1c2a2.htm
>1911 Human interdependence is increasing and gradually spreading throughout the world. The unity of the human family, embracing people who enjoy equal natural dignity, implies a universal common good. This good calls for an organization of the community of nations able to "provide for the different needs of men; this will involve the sphere of social life to which belong questions of food, hygiene, education, . . . and certain situations arising here and there, as for example . . . alleviating the miseries of refugees dispersed throughout the world, and assisting migrants and their families."29

vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s1c2a3.htm
>1935 The equality of men rests essentially on their dignity as persons and the rights that flow from it:
>Every form of social or cultural discrimination in fundamental personal rights on the grounds of sex, race, color, social conditions, language, or religion must be curbed and eradicated as incompatible with God's design.40

There is literally no difference between political Catholicism and political liberalism.

I’m gonna do an extensive examination of conscience and write it down so I don’t forget when I’m in the confessional. After waiting for such a long time it’d be silly to have an awful confession. I’m planning on attending the local TLM but I’m a bit nervous.

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>St peter was tortured that is a verified FACT
No it isn't

She is using an Aspergillum. WHICH is Catholic.
She is ours now. Not the prots

retarded beaner general? dont you fags have your own chan?

user, I advise you to abandon yourself to God. THAT is what I did. And its changed everything

>Catholicism outlasted Napoleon Hitler, USSR, Prussia. Why?
Because hundreds of years of dysgenic breeding practices have produced an overabundance of low IQ retards, who sustain low IQ religions such as Catholicism.

t. doesn't eat enough fiber
Not God's fault you eat like shite.

>church thing looks biblical

Dude. Cats lick their ass all the time, you fucking retard.

Absolute rubbish. Trad caths are socially conservative. Secular Globalism is HERESY.

Pope is pro Lula therefore a comunist and deserving of death

kek. The Church has been around for more than a millennia and will be here after you die.

Catholicism believes in localism. Neck yourself.

Yes it is. Explain why there is a st peters cross near the pope? Don't say antichrist. It has only RECENTLY associated by edgy atheist after millennia of reverence

SEETHING

Don't be nervous. It is a Joy to do. People are vERY friendly and loving. We want the best for you user. Jesus cares and we do, too

Become Orthodox for based philosophy and no gay pedophile gang rapes after the service

it appears the only fool is you. You can't accept that the church will outlast your dream government. If it cam to fruition

It's meant to be jesus though