Metal straws are made to kill environmentalists. A woman Died From falling on one.
Turbo STRAWS
William Baker
David Jones
Know why we stopped using metal cups?
(it makes everything taste like SHIT)
Jacob Campbell
I use them, they work pretty good.
Adrian Russell
Enjoy your botulism poisoning
Evan Ward
Im on a whole nother level and I use a zero-waste system utilizing 100% pure beef hotdogs. Ill take one of my wifes boyfriends power drill, hollow out a small hole inside each of the hotdogs, throw them in the fridge/freezer, and then use plop one in my drink whenever I need a straw (Alternatively, carry along a frozen hotdog from the freezer to whatever restaurant/family outing Im going to)
Dylan Reyes
how do I wash them??
Juan Brooks
based and redpilled
James Sanders
Great thread.
Joshua Mitchell
I would use on cocaine
Jose Cook
leaf can't figure out running water
Robert Reyes
Nice try. I call them party straws
Cameron Parker
it is impossible to look manly using a straw
just stop doing it faggots
Xavier Taylor
I don't give a fuck
Caleb Hill
U peepee in it
Kayden Smith
Dude, if you do this, here's a tip. Dab just a little water at the tip, on the inside. Then after you snort, take a lighter to the stuff that stuck on the tip of the metal straw and inhale.
It should all vaporize pretty quickly. Make sure not to suck the flame or hot gases into the straw and into your lungs.
Eli Torres
>my wifes boyfriends power dril
Asher Cox
Finally, you caught up to our peak tech.
>Bombilla
Henry Gomez
Who the fuck uses straws after they're 5 years old?
Robert Campbell
Wow, one dumb ass died and now you want to ban all assault straws. You sound like a cringey leftist.
Elijah Butler
>needing a straw to drink a beverage
brain dead.
>buying a hybrid for ecological reasons to drive on a road of petroleum tar
retarded
>crying about the environment being littered with plastic, being too hot, and animals dying off while you pull kilowatts of energy to power your green technology, drinking organic imported coffee, and promoting veganism for diets that require international commerce to sustain
Absolute mongoloid.
Michael Reyes
Surely straws could be made from paper or cardboard. Whatever cups are made from.
Jonathan Adams
People still use straws? Just drink your drink normally dumb fucks.
Charles Mitchell
when's the last time you went outside? you'd know the answer if you have gone out recently.
Matthew Campbell
I use a straw fashioned from the bones of my neighbours deceased female toddler. She used to love raspberry cordial too. Now she still can.
I drink the fluid through her remains.
Nathaniel Ross
I do this too but I don't have a wife so I just take the hot dogs to home depot and have them do it
Noah Brooks
>ceramic straws
Nolan Allen
That can stain your teeth
Parker Murphy
Exept beer
Jeremiah Torres
Facts. Copper cups are better for alcohol.
Ian Young
Only drink water and milk. Problem solved.
Jordan Wood
If you are refering to metal cans, they have a layer of plastic in them.
Before the plastic was added they did infact taint the taste of whatever was in them and that is why there is still a stigma around drinking beer from a can. Only poor people who couldn't afford a glass bottled beer would drink the filthy canned beer.
Also probably why shit beer like budweiser still exists and is so popular. You could drink for taste, or to get fucked up. Poor people wouldn't waste the money on taste when you could get more for less in a can. This lead to a drinking to get fucked up culture, would also explain the irrational resentment a lot of people I know have for people who drink craft or imported beer.
Dylan Cox
Based and LimpBizkitpilled. Chocolate Starfish when?