>be me >530 Lbs of mummy's golden child >sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day >finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP >look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the M6 >"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!" >mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key for emergencies >proudly point at the toilet bowl >wow! You've done so well, and it's all in the bowl too! That's 10 good boy points >clap my hands because I've been saving my good boy points for weeks, finally at 150 >cash them all in for a special hour with my catgirl >mummy phones up the people who send the catgirl and talks with them >hear girl arrive at the door and sit on the end of my bed and take off my pants for the first time in 2 days >can hear them talking downstairs >"God, it's not him again is it? He's getting too large for me to do anything" >hear mummy say "Please, we have a system and it's the only way I can get him to do anything" >girl sighs and says "I have the catears headband too, I'll be wearing it again?" >clap my hands because I can tell special time is about to begin >girl comes into my room and meows and purrs >have special fun time, she makes my peepee feel good >the next 50 minutes are spent while I tell her about my comics and my video games >she's really impressed >eventually leaves after the hour is up >mummy comes up with my snack of tendies for being such a good boy >"enjoy your tendies, snookums, I have to leave now for my nightshift" >eat my tendies in bed and dream about my waifu Mikasa-san afterwards
How can anyone diss the NEET life? Enjoy your long hours and ungrateful wives, wageslaves.
I man needs purpose in life. For some shoveling shit is their purpose. You are just stealing everyone’s fresh air, and you’ll be the first to get the rope. Save this post, faggot.
That life sounds like a subtle kind of hell, one you don't notice the danger of til you're in too deep to ever escape from. No thanks, I'll take wagecucking over that NEET bullshit any day.
Carson Perry
>Be me, working on my minecraft pony world >mummy comes in, hands up in submission >"a-user... It's time for your doctors appointment..." >look her dead in the face >"if you make me go to that jew Doctor I'm going to shit in your fucking bed." >"now user, if you behave... I'll give you a triple Tendie meal from anywhere you want." >sold, but resolve to give her as hard a time as possible to punish her for not just GIVING me the triple tendies for being her perfect little baby boy >get in the car >"oh boy mommy, I really do need to go to the docy docs! I am feeling so... Sick!" >shit my big boy pants >she screams at me to get out of the car so she can clean it, say no, docy docs now! >she reluctantly drives me over, go inside office and wipe my shit on the Windows >she apologizes, pays for damages and we wait for the doctor >mommys shoe starts to dangle off her heel >start jerking off >mommy sees me and desperately whispers at me to stop before someone notices >moan as loud as I can >she's in tears now >look her in the eye >"Touch my cock, whore." I say loud enough for the whole room to hear >she sobs loudly and shakes her head no >pinch her nipple and twist until she agrees to gives me cummies >Doctor calls me, immediately call him a kike >spend whole checkup farting, pissing, and belching strategically to ruin the doctors day >checkup finally ends, mom is still sobbing >"triple Tendie time now mummy!" >lets out a louder sob and rushes to the car, me in pursuit >"wh-where do you want tendies from, user?" >tell her I want wendies tendies >she takes me to wendies, and we discover, to her horror, that they only have nuggets now. >REEEEEEEEE at her while pissing and punching myself >she rushes me home and leaves me there, saying she'll be back soon with as many tendies as I can eat >comes home 20 minutes later with 7 orders of Popeyes tendies >smile and thank her >she sighs with relief and decides to take a nap after her ordeal >Left a surprise in her bed
I just don't understand normies. Don't they know there are video games? What more could they possibly want from life? God will just take it away he loves to punish the greedy. Just stop working and come home white man. Salvation is always possible.
Julian Wilson
I wouldn't mind being a neet. But unfortunately the benefits of being a normie are too great.
Noah Bailey
Loli shit is just too disgusting. You need proper hentai WOMEN to cure your ails. Leave the toddlers in the playroom homo
I got work tomorrow early. Guaranteed neets make a lot more than I do since neets get paid in 1st world currency. Any neets here have any words for me?
Joshua Thompson
>be a 27 year old NEET >wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed >piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie >waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey >lights off, nobody there >there is a note on the refrigerator >"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders, just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom" >fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy >and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will fucking learn today >change out of my cloth diaper into a disposable one and hit the road >spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo >arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo >brace myself and enter the lobby >let loose my battle cry >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE" >pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random >staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery >entire venue is being evacuated >navigate my way to Jumanji >mummy and new daddy are in the front row >covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand >mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror >walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..." >our eyes are locked >as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-" >cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head >bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers >her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo >say very slowly and clearly >"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again"
And the best part is the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points
I weigh around 150kgs, and even I’m overweight. You’re another 2/3rd of my weight added on. Go keto user, this isn’t sustainable.
Asher Torres
One could make the case, in all seriousness, If a single mother-whore decides to bring a male child into this world, Bastardized and without a father to guide him, That this is the exact correction that she deserves in life. Of course, both lives are wasted, but, There were good times also.
Absolute degeneracy. 15 is as young as you should go user.
Angel James
right in time for classic wow
Parker Stewart
>Stepdad Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to >Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role >It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant >I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow >I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered >I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat >It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 500lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery >Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car >As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters >Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls >"Order me my tendies", I told Chad >Chad said he would also order me a beer too since I was over 30 but I said "no, choccy milk". >He told me the don't have choccy milk so i reee'd a weak little reeee cause I was extremely famished and anyway they had Mountain Dew. Maybe this place wasn't too bad. >WRONG. >The tendies promised weren't tendies at all. THEY HAD BONES! >I flung the nasty bonies and began to reeee and reeee harder than I had ever ree'd that night >"I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES!" >"TAKE ME TO WENDY'S NOW OR I'LL TELL MOMMY YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB!" >Someone said "Get him out of here. He stinks like shit and he's not wearing any shoes" >They were talking about Chad, but Chad was wearing shoes. Even the people at this restaurant were stupid >Chad put me in the back seat and took me home, but not before going through the Wendy's drive through >Checkmate. eating my tendies right now as I type this and I can hear mommy and Chad yelling at each other upstairs
>sisters birthday last week >her and her friends are having a party downstairs >she begged my mum to let her do it somewhere else, but my mum said that she would make sure I wouldnt bother her and her friends >she is 15 and her friends are around the same age >all her friends are vapid cunts and I dont want to risk losing my virginity to anyone but my 10/10 virgin dream girl so I decide to stay in my room >just finished watching a couple episodes of mlp >those qt ponies always make me parched >sneak past mother and go downstairs into the kitchen to grab another two liter mountain dew >I crawl on the floor like a snake so I can slither by them without them see me >their slut senses must have picked up on the fact that Im only wearing my semen stained undies >they start to leave the kitchen revolted >out of the corner of my eye I see the most beautiful semen demon you an imagine >pig tails >short shorts >no make up >she couldnt have been older than 12 >literally perfect >I run over to her and grab her to take her into my room >she starts screaming when i put my hands on that soft pale skin >all the girls seem really scared >lol. like I would be tainted by their gaping cunts >i hiss at them and drag this beute up the stairs by the root of her hair >stepdad Chad must have heard the screaming and came to see what was happening >right before I get into my room he hits me in the back of my head with a closed fist >"user bad!" he screams >i drop the girl, turn and hiss at him. >barely make it into my room with my life
Didnt get any sweet loli puss, but mum and stepdad got a visit from the police with the girls parents. kek. those sluts wont be coming back anytime soon
