Why is the alt right gardening now?

Stupid J no one is a bot, stop detracting from the question you kike

It's both a return to nature and tradition as well as establishing the basis of self-reliance, as many on the right increasingly pursue the Benedict option as a way to defend ourselves both culturally, and perhaps physically if the current dark clouds continue to gather.

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real nigga christian anarchist libertarians been doing it since before your grandpa was a seed in his grandpa's sack you little bitch pussies

>one post by this id
>Alt right
Faggot

I've been gardening since i was a toddler.

Sneed?

What’s the best way to get into gardening and growing vegetables? I want to start something soon and grow like tomatoes and things of that sort.

>t. South Florida resident so I need to take into account humidity, heat, at times torrential rains, and extreme sunlight

well when a country falls to socialists food becomes scarce
the smart people see this coming
the dumb people don't see shit until their plate is empty and when they look up they see the smart people with the food they grew
"you are eating all our food" the idiots shout as they kill and destroy farmer and farm
tens of millions of deaths from resulting famine

You can grow basically anything.
1- Turn the dirt
2- Plant your favorite vegetables.
3- ???
4- Profit

Planting stuff and watching it grow and turn into food is shockingly enjoyable. Even taking care of houseplants is fun.

Protip though, your first year harvest is probably gonna be shit so get started and get your topsoil ready early.

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Because I refuse to eat food that mexicans have touched

Because ashes make great plant food. I'm DEAD serious, just bury the ashes you need to get rid of in a field. It makes not difference if the field is in Poland or Germany.

t. alt-right gardener

Start with peas and/or beans. The more you harvest, the more grows back.

I am growing

Carrots
lettuce
rubarb
cucumber
pumpkin
tomato
peppers
broccoli
cauliflower
apples
plums
pears
peaches
and 5 kinds of herbs

Harvested 600lbs of food this year already, should more then double that by years end. Tell me Jow Forums why aren't you green-pilled yet? Enjoy your bi-weekly trips to Walmart?

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>you live in a state where coconuts grow on the road side
If I were you I'd learn HVAC before farming, seeing as its harder to get food to not grow where you live.

I hear foreskin ashes make potatoes taste more briney. Have your findings been similar?

Because we are ecofascists now.

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Turning the soil... does that mean going deep and bringing up the bottom soil?

Any type of ashes? Always see them burning the corn after a harvest and the crops grow back stronger than ever

Do you have a video to understand what you mean by “they come back more and more”

Ain't nobody got time for that

We're only 2 meals and 24 hours away from barbarism.

Plan accordingly.

SIEG HEIL!

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because its greenpilled af

bitchute.com/video/lRb1WyB6v0I/

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It's free baby

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>not hamburder
Gay

anyone got any other guides on small scale farming like this?

That's a labor of love right there, beautiful setup

Oh shit, what if we took up the mantel of pushing really hard for fighting against climate change? Associate climate change with the alt right. Blame it on the chinese and indians. Then al gore wont know what to think

Probably hundreds of books on homesteading, even videos now for sure.

Grow fruit trees you mong. I'd kill to have an orange or lemon tree. Also Seminole pumpkins are literally made for your climate

Theres quite a bit of wasted space there that you could easily fit in a goat or two, or sheep. Provides milk too, one of the most nutritious foods there is. You could eliminate most of the veggies grown there as they provide far less nutrition that goats milk would provide. Just a carrot and potato bed would be more than enough.

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Climatofaggots don't even care about actual pollution, they ignore all the most important issues and focus on a cyclical change we have just about no impact on.
All these cultists live in dirty trash ridden urban shitholes, yet preach environmentalism?

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It's a possibility.

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Those are gardens of hate

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I am growing dude weed lmao
Selling this shit to subvert society and accelerate the crash
Come on, be a good goy. Weeds good for you.

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Indeed

i just really like the comfy pictures

I was going to till a bit of my yard when the weather cools in prep for planting in spring. I live in Upstate SC. You guys know any good books or other resources to learn about growing food? Any advice?

They're not. The south basically revolves around wal-mart and other big box stores. Local gardens, farms, etc. are only really prevalent in liberal enclaves.

stay delusional Jow Forums

anyone ever kept a buffalo for milk? Get that mozzarella

We need to make gardens a hate symbol

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youtube.com/watch?v=K1luk5APTCI&ab_channel=Adapt2030

Being self sufficient, at worst, means you have better food and a way lower grocery bill. At best, you're eating while your commie neighbors starve when the dollar devalues.

I live in a shoebox apartment

We're starting slow. An apple tree, basil, hot peppers, and cucumbers. All have grown pretty well in the hot Texas summer though I need to build a greenhouse to keep bugs away.

gardening will soon be illegal so I fail to see the point

despite what lefty loonies believe, food does not grow in the hippiemart. dont tell em.

>GROW MY FOOD, BIGOT!

>all the plants outdoors, lawn furniture in the green house
wut

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>anyone ever kept a buffalo for milk?
Are you fucking retarded

Sure. Here ya go.
youtube.com/watch?v=EIhvlXB9jjs

how the fuck are you going to criticize the government when they're handing out your grain ration?

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Look up roots and refuge farm, roastie gone trad and her lummocks husband grow shit and talk about Jesus and have a a shit load of what I can only assume are white kids

Dude this guy is a fag post a better fag like red gardens, he is actually useful. This guy has a dumpy wife and sucks dicks

what do you suppose he has on the ground around his raised garden to keep the grass from growing? it looks like straw

are you?

The ashes I use are composed of 0% foreskins

Wood ash is a popular organic soil amendment. I live in the ag capital of the US and have NEVER seen farmers burn a corn field because the corn stocks are ground up into silage to feed to cattle... I have no clue why they're burning corn in your area... it's perfectly good livestock food.

Yuck. I'd garden if I could grow steaks, but that's significantly more involved

The rice war isn’t going to fight itself

Because of Styxhexenhammer
youtube.com/watch?v=stYya9Jf2ww

I"m planning to plant a giant redwood.
But turns out, it's kinda hard to find them in Hungary

I take it you have first hand experience? Also, post links.

Buffalo are so much more dangerous than goats or cows, that would be actually retarded

Why not be self sustaining and rely on coprorations for as little as possible. I want my own property with solar chickens and crops and three dogs, away from spics faggots and nigs and live my life in nature

If that’s an alt-right farm then it looks pretty comfy honestly.

you live around niggers and you're worried about danger?

>mfw bees are the white people of insects

Why can't you mind your fucking business.

and you do realize that people farm them, right?
agrifutures.com.au/farm-diversity/buffalo/

I don't go to the ghetto on purpose, and I'm not gonna try to milk a fucking buffalo

>solar chickens

Does attaching the solar panels onto the chicken generate more energy?

you sound like a pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=fSIIEn1abc8

This guy isn't a pussy about composting, if you look at gardening forums they advise you to hardly compost anything and here's this canadian weirdo putting all sorts in there and getting results even though he needs to kill rats he doesn't shy away.
I'd compost human shit if I had enough land

no potato?
i could life off that garbage alone

because food is expensive. now fuck off.

Till it. Just break it up. Use a hoe or a tiller, shovel in a pinch. If you keep it fluffy it's also harder for weeds to take root (rake the dirt six inches or so around the crops whenevver you see weeds sprouting/a day or two after it rains).

Gardening is for alt right racists.

Maybe these have a different temperament than the ones here, but in Yellowstone more people get killed by Buffalo than bears and shit

(you)s

There is nothing more rewarding than harvesting your toil for the behest of the well being of your family.

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Also for ashes, i use whatever leaves fall in autumn. Just pile em up, most of your crop should be harvested by then, burn the patch.

I'm letting shit lay fallow to really preserve the nutrients. All these plebs out there using their nutrients in advance are going to be lining their twink asses up for that primo topsoil when the troubles start. And what will they have to trade? Food? Everybody who thinks they're hot shit will have food to trade. Fuck off with that gay shit. You'd better have a sports car -- a luxury vehicle.

You know why they need to pull cilantro or greens from your store shelves periodically? it's because mexicans flood the fields with unproccesed waste to cut corners. E Coli only comes from human shit

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"soooo yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?"

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>I live in a shoebox apartment
So? Just take what thousands of people have learned growing weed over the last couple decades and apply it to tomatoes.

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>I'm letting shit lay fallow

You are fucking stupid, you only do that if you have animals grazing on it and shitting and pissing in the process. Otherwise you aren't preserving shit

Maybe it’s sugar cane then

>not amending soil new nutrients and minerals, making the soil progressively better while you farm it.

Never gonna make it.