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Liam King
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Jonathan Stewart
Can someone moribund a poor yank on the recent happenings? As I understand it the no-deal blocker bill was passed so brexit is 100% delayed until 31 Jan? And therefore looking very likely a 2nd ref will happen?
John Torres
Daniel Collins
This thread is the opposite of moribund, or burgeoning if you will
Dylan Mitchell
Nascent
Christian Morris
Could you say nascent?
Jaxon Walker
moribund as
Luis Hall
incipient even
Jose Morales
Alright bruv?
One second apart
Gavin Bell
I really don’t like people who have tattoos
They always seem really anxious all the time. I can’t trust people like that.
Jose Wright
i need to some some cop-killer action in the next few days in the UK hit the news
Dominic Bailey
>Starting uni again later this month
Daniel Lee
In much debt lad?
Parker Thomas
>tattoos
How vulgar.
Not in my neighbourhood, thankyou.
Ryan Hall
Yes but I don't give a shit.
Camden Adams
We''ll be ready m8.
Leo Sanchez
>cop-killer
Thats probably a GCHQ trigger word. There are sirens and flashing lights going off all over Cheltenham at the moment. Youre foooked now brah
Grayson Gonzalez
The UK has the best kind of uni
Lincoln King
Zachary Mitchell
Its now , and HAS BEEN FORVEER Brit/pol/
FUCK eddie ,, liars and aw taht .. speak to ME WITHOUT CHECKS
fine ..
FINE ..
cock lol
Elijah Roberts
Connor Howard
Gavin Thomas
You will do
Benjamin Kelly
Give me some documentaries to watch, preferably something from BBC4. I've gotten into a habit of watching them while falling asleep, pretty comfy.
Easton Lee
we are in the list already, dont fool yourself
Lincoln Cruz
Reminder Ireland's average IQ is 92, ignore.
#God save the Queen
#Long Live Britain
Austin Flores
Hello Hello Hello
Evan Young
I know someone who looks like that.
Kevin Turner
Nah, I'm a mature student lad, 26 lol. I'm okay with getting into student debt, my life wasn't going anywhere anyway.
Carson Perry
His videos on the Irish might interest you
Evan Diaz
mair knows where they keep timmy
Chase Russell
>my life wasn't going anywhere anyway.
:(
Jack Diaz
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is that they never wink back
Carson Kelly
Interested in any school clubs?
Jonathan Phillips
spill it bitch
Logan Flores
Where do you go? Live it up mate. Best time of your life.
Kayden Miller
John Anderson
nice, saved.
Michael White
Might have some cheese before bed lads
I have proper good dreams as a result
Jacob Gutierrez
Should have made it larger tbqh
Isaac Morales
Ayden Murphy
Ive got above average IQ. Thats what my mum says.
Lucas Butler
I'm eating pancakes, lemon and squirty cream
Adrian Mitchell
Ive seen them. Ive watch all his stuff.
Nolan Thompson
Ulster, you can probably guess where I am from
Brayden Richardson
cheddar I trust?
Benjamin Gutierrez
:)
Jaxson Parker
What is like in Northern Ireland? Do they take kindly to Englishmen?
Evan Kelly
Cracking
Jacob Evans
I recently watched the 24 ep BBC Cold War documentary, loved it. People complain it's biased towards the West, but I thought it was rather evenhanded given how batshit Stalin was. I especially liked the episodes where they cover the internal turmoil in US/UK when everyone was being labeled a commie for jaywalking or not buying war bonds.
Another cold war would be pretty comfy as a straight white male desu, just think about it. Trump/BoJo would lead us into a whole new realm of commie hating hitherto unseen. We would round up and witchhunt all the feminists, faggots, and furries for being commies, just like we did back in the 50s to half the Hollywood industry and thousands of others. Of course the Jews would find ways to slip through the cracks unfortunately, the snakes always do. But still, I can't wait to see movies about CIA/MI6 operatives being forced to go undercover as trannies to expose New-Soviet sympathizers
Xavier Evans
>Do they take kindly to Englishmen?
Sure, nobody cares if you are English tbqh
Cooper Mitchell
Enough with the (((parliamentary maneuvers))). How long until they shut up and vote to hold the GE?
Ian Collins
squeezey branston pickle, feel like the Queen
Noah Jenkins
Connor Brown
Sandniggers are smart enough to set up a car bomb m8.
Ethan Martin
Yes, cathedral cheddar. Making a toastie.
Jonathan Moore
Aaron Wood
Ah nice. Always wanted to visit.
Brayden Gomez
>that larpy accent
does anyone actually speak like that. i mean his real one not the sillyness.
Eli Cruz
Who watched question time earlier? Richard and Iain were top notch on blasting BLACKEDford and thornberry
Carson Hall
Anthony Powell
I mean they might if you go into rough council estates in certain areas but they are shitholes everywhere, otherwise nobody gives a shit
Logan Collins
Smarter than you then.
I know you are Irish, so pack in the fag flag retard
Lucas Anderson
>That cheap ikea wardrobe
Blake Walker
not happening, unified opposition to block no-deal by preventing a GE. I wasnt sure before but I think boris could do something mad like not ask for the extension, he looks like hes going mental
Carson Young
Nathan Anderson
is that lib dem cunt an actual mp?
she looks and sounds like daddy has a bob or two and with a big enough donation to the party, daddy will make sure his princess becomes an mp.
if you want to remain, then abstain. brexit has fuck all to do with her.
Austin Taylor
So why did they hold a referendum on Brexit if they never intended on honoring it?
Elijah Russell
mate, you werent in Eire/pol last night by any chance?
Tyler Gonzalez
>As I understand it the no-deal blocker bill was passed so brexit is 100% delayed until 31 Jan?
It was passed by the Commons but still has to pass the Lords (the upper house - a bit like your Senate, except that our Lords are unelected, they're appointed over time by successive governments, which is shit if you ask me). The Lords have said it should pass that house by Friday. Then on Monday the Commons will consider any Lords amendments. But the government has said that the bill will get the royal assent that it needs to become law.
bbc.co.uk
>brexit is 100% delayed until 31 Jan?
Boris is trying to avoid this by trying to call an election. But Labour are saying they'll only vote for a new election once the no-deal-blocking bill has become law. It looks very possible that the bill will become law and then we will have an election before the end of the year, which Boris has proposed for mid-October. If we had an election and Boris won, AND if he gets a parliament which will vote for a no deal Brexit or for a particular deal Brexit by the 19th October (since that is what the bill is demanding), then we leave on Oct 31st. This is definitely not a certain thing by any stretch of the imagination. But no, it's not 100% delayed until 31st Jan.
>And therefore looking very likely a 2nd ref will happen?
I think that would only happen if a new parliament votes for a 2nd ref. So we'd have to see who wins / what kind of parliament we get from the election which is probably going to soon happen, after the no-deal-blocking bill becomes law.
Samuel Cooper
Shamrocks and leprechauns I've been exposed.
How will a mick such as myself become president now?
Michael Myers
Nobody actually expected leave would win so there was no actual planning involved tbqh
Nah wasn't me
Landon Baker
but they are honouring it burger user.
yes we said we'd leave but we never said we'd leave without a deal.
Levi Richardson
Chase Scott
They didnt believe people would vote to leave.
It was a way to get rid of Nige and UKip. Back fired big style.
Mason Richardson
>Nah wasn't me
k
Oliver Ortiz
can't work it out right now it's to fucking ridiculous
Isaac Cooper
kek at the helmet stand
William Williams
Owen Lopez
Brexit date pushed back until Jan or whatever, general election happens in time between now and then, Tories no longer have to rely on DUP propping them up, exit deal is agreed with border for goods in the Irish sea.
Screencap this
Isaac Powell
Does Boris hold the sole power to either request or not request an extension, or could someone else from UK request that of Brussels? If I remember correctly Boris does have a veto at the EU table so he can block that from happening. Still he's all in at this point. Might as well just double down again, pretend he's going along with everything and then on 17 Oct just refuse to request an extension. What are they gonna do, fire him?
Kevin Wood
>digits
what have you done with Tim?
Evan White
Nice. Avoid the shank hill road?
Gavin Richardson
I had no idea how she was elected must of been uni students. Her and thornberry remind me of a teacher who would target you because you threaten their authority in class by simplying existing
Charles Anderson
Screencap This
Kevin hart was not involved in a car accident in Calabasas/Malibu. This is a media stunt. He has no serious back injuries. He is fine and well
Zachary Price
None of you have given a good answer why this solution doesn't work:
1) Leave EU (thus delivering ref result)
2) Leave the customs union (so we can sign those trade deals that Brexiteers are apparently desperate to sign)
3) Stay in the single market (thus protecting British industry and jobs from being decimated)
Brexiteers want to deliver Brexit, right? Well here's a package which parliament is willing to support. It delivers the referendum result. But it prevents too much damage to the British economy, which is what MPs are interested in.
If Brexiteers want Brexit, why wouldn't they support this? Do they not want to deliver the referendum result or something? Or perhaps it's that they're anti-democratic and won't respect democratically elected MPs?
Camden Green
feel like pure shit just want him back x
Christopher Sullivan
He should do SOMETHING insane, since the rest of Parliament has been insane to him, in turn. This has turned into a high-stakes game of poker, everyone's wheeling out the big guns. Might as well up the ante once again.
Josiah Perry
screencap this.
Landon Hernandez
im sorry but i have to say this because it's starting to annoy me, bigly...
>go to /ptg/
>playful banter, just takin the piss
>POST INSTANTLY DELETED
>INSTANTLY WARNED
how come you can say shit and be so relaxed in brit/pol/
but in /ptg/ it is like the janitor literally has alarm bells go off whenever anyone says anything
i just want to know why the double standard
i know for a fact one of the jannies likes to post in brit/pol/ and is likely british, so i know theres a presences
yet its not strict here at all
but in /ptg/ if you're literally not sucking trumps cock or another pede's cock you get your post deleted and warned and frankly im getting a little sick of it
Ryan Roberts
Show rabbit foot and pot of gold first m8.
Isaiah Phillips
Americans have no sense of humour and probably mass report any posts making fun of Trump
Eli Foster
"Dwayne Johnson 'cuts honeymoon short' to help injured Kevin Hart after crash"
YAWN
Christian Walker
We can handle tha bantz lid.
Aaron Richardson
Unlike us refined comic geniuses.
Carson Campbell
Can't sleep lads, went straight edge a few days ago as I'd been on the sauce and devils lettuce every day for 11 years... Just want to numb my brain, sober anons how do you cope?
I already work out, eat healthy, read/study, bang slags etc, thinking of going inna woods tbqh
Kevin Gray
I smell an American behind this post
Gabriel Brown
He'll be released soon, dangerous fucking nutjobs usually are, it's the normal people with right wing political opinions that they want to bang up, not the Tims
Samuel Long
>Does Boris hold the sole power to either request or not request an extension, or could someone else from UK request that of Brussels?
queen too i think. not that she would but its the leader of the gov and head or head of state.
>If I remember correctly Boris does have a veto at the EU table so he can block that from happening.
The Gov does but i think they put some bullshit in about not being able to veto thats why theres talk of getting viktor to do it
>Still he's all in at this point. Might as well just double down again, pretend he's going along with everything and then on 17 Oct just refuse to request an extension. What are they gonna do, fire him?
vote of no conf and put jeremy in charge to extend the deadline followed by a 2nd ref.
Connor Wood
Deal with it. It will get better in time.