/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL– LANDFALL EDITION

Aerial footage of destruction in Bahamas
[YouTube] 9-3-2019 Grand Abaco, Bahamas Helicopter Video shows total destruction of Island From Hurricane Dori (embed)
[YouTube] 9-3-2019 Abaco, Bahamas Dorian devastation from chopper, boats washed ashore, people stranded (embed)

>LiveCams:
***THE FAMOUS FRYING PAN TOWER CAM:
[YouTube] Frying Pan Ocean Cam powered by EXPLORE.org (embed)
[YouTube] LIVE TRACKING DORIAN HURRICANE - SEGUIMIENTO LIVE STREAM HURACÁN CYCLONE (embed)

>NOAA Hurricaine Dorian: Current Advisories, Key Messages and Forecasts
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian

>Models and Info
emc.ncep.noaa.gov/gc_wmb/vxt/HWRF/index.php
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2019/tropical-storm-Dorian
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
spaghettimodels.com/
ndbc.noaa.gov/

>Sat Images and Feeds
weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-Florida-14-96-1-50-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
weather.gov/safety/hurricane
ready.gov/hurricanes

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
twitter.com/hurricanetrack
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/RyanMaue
twitter.com/NWS

You Can’t fix stupid (Todd the Jeep)
washingtonexaminer.com/news/abandoned-jeep-stuck-on-myrtle-beach-becomes-tourist-trap-as-hurricane-dorian-hits
wpde.com/news/local/people-are-selling-the-jeep-on-facebook-marketplace

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STOP SLIDING THE BOARD WITH THESE FISH STORM THREADS FAGGOTS

calm your panties down, change that pad out and take a breather.

>complaining about 300 reply threads that concentrate our autism in one place
You really ought to be spamming this in racebaiting threads, you leftie/pol/ shill

Hurricane so boring everyone turns tranny in the last thread

I have no clue what's going on, just trying to see what is going on in camp lejeune please help

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What are the chances RDU gets closed? I have a flight tomorrow

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Why would someone drive there kek

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fucking kek sums up this horricane killing niggers

Grunts picking up tree branches tomorrow.
There was a broken window at the PX.
And.........that's it.

What's the projected outlook for this storm hitting anywhere in the northeast? I say it's going to be near Halifax come Christmastime by how slowly it's moving.

Well its gonna hit the tip of NC but will come close to Leafland as well.

Post an image that describes the current state of the Bahamas

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>it's not gonna make a 90 degree turn you delusional faggots, HABBENING
>nothing HABBENS

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You suck and blow.

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood
Cries out, "My God, they killed them all!"
Here comes the story of the Hurricane
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world

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lots of people have died and probably have in the US already.
Here, have your daily dong user.

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Corny but saved.

>DORIAN
>CHESAPEAKE
Guess where it's going?

>dead niggers
That's a culling not a happening.

Ironically, if it had been a real jeep it would have have worked fine.
>youtube.com/watch?v=kOgQOHaW8KY

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dead Americans as well.
Shut your stank hole cunt.

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well sure If my fathers hondur has a snorkel it would be fine as well.

shes back

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F

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Is the Bahamas really mad max right now or are people exagerating?

Bye Dorian, you couldn't even keep the power off for a full day. You won't be missed.

t. Charleston

There's already looters in NC and the biggest part of the hurricane hasn't even hit yet

Epic

>Looting
No, they're evacuating shoes, you fucking bigot.

I haven't heard anything about it to suggest that it's any kind of reasonable condition. 200MPH for two days straight + crazy storm surge is not going to be pretty. That's going to fuck up infrastructure very bigly, even if not all the structures got btfo.

An island full of nogs and Haitian refugees who got pounded by a Cat 5 storm for 40 hours. No food or water stored...do the math. At night it is just eyes and teeth trying to rob you.

eye wall getting really close

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ONLY 23 DEAD THOUGH

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It looks fucking fine faggot

>it's no longer

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kek

user... I...

>"....just bodies".
Tomorrow the death toll will spike by a hundred.
This weekend it will be in the thousands.
Total missing will be 5 digits.
Bodies will be washing ashore on the mainland before next weekend.

It's not washed away is it?

You know what salt water does to metal ya, let alone an engine?

Meh still got something to tow out and sell at used car lot for 12k or more

*grabs mic*
Americans are so lazy...
They don't just drive to the beach, they drive ON the beach.
*thunderous cheering and applauding*

kek, that will be totaled out by ins. you mean sold at an auction?

It'll probably be an endless nightmare of corroded electrical connections and sensor malfunctions after that, but I don't think the actual engine internals shouldn't care too much unless they managed to drive into a wave and hydrolock it somehow.

Straight up the pooper.

i've inspected many many cars from Katrina. They don't make it that far. Ins wont pay to replace every control module in the car, its far to expensive. We just give them an estimate, the adjuster comes down and totals it. Probably will be sold for parts.

more like 5k, but even then it's just about good for jack shit because all the parts will begin to have serious corrosion.

It's the fact metal corrodes when it encounters salt water. The engine block, the piston heads, everything will begin to corrode. Especially with the waves forcing salt water into all the little cracks it could. If it isn't dead now, it will be in a few months if not weeks.

Salt water is to cars as radioactive graphite is to humans.

Mine didnt even go out

No doubt. I wouldn't touch a flood case with a barge pole except to push it back out to sea where it belongs. I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if the long block would soldier on pretty good after an oil change.

it depends on how long it sits. Any block in the NE looks like its been sitting on the bottom of the ocean. We occasionally get cars in from snowbirds up here for the summer and underneath looks brand new. I had a Katrina car that sat for a year, had 8in of mold in the truck, was disgusting.

>thumpy rap beats
>peace nigga

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thinking back now of a funny story. We had a dude that bough an S8 at auction from Katrina, put a 12,000 trans in it and sent i back on the flatbed. Had no idea what happened to that car.

Yeah, I'm from the salt-the-earth section of the NE. I worry about seized bolts and suspension points rotting out. Engine not so much.

I figured trans were cheaper in Thailand. That seems very expensive.

anytime you do work on anything just put on anti-seize. Also get a few bottles of PB blaster. We usually soak the shit out of it. Then let it sit, come back and put some more on and light it up with a lighter. The heat helps the penetrating oil get farther up the threads.

Audi S8 everything is expensive. I think a full electrical harness for the car is like 8 grand because its all hand made to order at the factory.

I got my first auction car the other year. For the most part it looks to be in ridiculously good shape, although every so often I see something that clearly was conveniently omitted from the carfax. And every so often something will wear out that makes me wonder what on earth happened to it in its previous life, and if I should be scared of catastrophic failure doing 85 through the middle of nowhere.

Yep, I'm an anti-seize fiend, and I learned that a torch is my best friend. One of the things I dislike about letting other people do work on my car is that they never use anti-seize.

I was making a tranny joke. True though, I had a BMW 550 a few years back and it cost me over $1000 to replace a little plastic coolant valve.

God I hope this just plows though florida and wipes all those aging boomers of the earth

>I got my first auction car the other year
lol I know. Its never good when you see single stage paint on the roof. Usually means it was rolled.
>Yep, I'm an anti-seize fiend
most people are terrified of it, they think it means the bolt wont lock down.
We got a hand me down car from my brother in law, fucking asshole never tightened down the lower brake caliper bolt after he did the brakes. Also snapped a lug (no fucking clue how you do that)

10-4 nazi cars are a bit over engineered. I remember when laser guided cruise control came out. Anytime an alignment was done it was an exta 4 hours to align the cruise control system. So people were paying for 7 1/2 hours of labor on an alignment.

Jesus, mine was an '07, glad I have a basic bitch manual Chevrolet now.

>fucking asshole never tightened down the lower brake caliper bolt
kek I did that once. So then I'm driving up this cobblestone road the next day and I hear
>*tink!* ting ting ting!
And I'm just wondering wtf did something just fall off of my car, but everything's still working. The entire front caliber had come off and was just holding on by friction and not having a lot of room to move with the wheel still on. It didn't even noticeably pull or anything.

honestly its getting more and more ridiculous with stuff. Just in one front door there is a door control module, airbag and roll sensors, side radar sensor module.

I agree. So my last truck was a rubber floors, roll up window, manual lock, manual transmission Silverado and I paid $12k for it brand new. I was shopping around for a new truck, I basically wanted the same thing but with a crew cab and it was going to be $32kish depending on the deal. It's filled to the brim with all of that bullshit. I think I'm just done with cars at this point, I don't want any of the crap that they put in them now.

lol I hear ya. Its scary when you hear noises like that.
we were on the highway, was the first cooler day since we got the car. Kept hearing thud thud thud thud. Get out and look, you could hear the scraping of the pad jammed against the rotor but in the car it was loud as fuck. Got home and yup it was loose. The pad wore down a little funny but I think it will be okay.

I don't know what im gonna do when I need a new truck, I have a 2011 titan, it really only has rear radar as an option, everything else is just basic. I work on these things all day and I still hate the technology they come with.
Let me tell you the weirdest thing, when the new diesels came out one of the services was to fill the diesel exhaust fluid. It was injected into the exhaust to keep emissions down. The shit smelled like piss and when it dried on the floor it looked like dried jizz. I swear when we went to diesel class they said it was made from modified chicken piss or something. The active ingredient is urea.

My current DD is about 10 years old. Seems to fall in to a bit of a sweet spot where it's not like you can run it on liquor and fix it with bailing wire and a flat head screwdriver, but also they couldn't afford to stuff it full of silly gizmos and still keep the price down. Newish car reliability without just getting stupid about everything. That's where I'm at, until they force me to buy an exempt antique and keep spare parts and supplies in the trunk for long trips.

Local weather thots have been straining their beef flaps all day trying to make this bigger than it is. I saw one acting like she was trying to hold her hoodie down, while the epileptic camera guy shook the camera around like a fucking star trek episode, when you could clearly see her hoodie wasn't even catching wind and the trees behind her were stationary. I wish I could have teleported all of them to the Bahamas to get raped and eaten by feral hordes of starving hurricaniggers.

hurricane thots

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Yeah, I was full in to getting a new truck a few weeks ago, had a dealer on the hook and everything until I realized that It had $20k of federally mandated safety bullshit baked in on the cheapest model. I don't know what I'm going to do. Well, if one of the Democrats wins in 2020 gasoline cars will be banned anyway so I guess I'll just Uber everywhere and let some chump pay the repair bills. My one thing that was a must have on my next truck was a manual transmission and since they don't make those anymore I was even willing to compromise on that but I'm not paying for a plastic covered piece of garbage that costs a fortune to fix.

my brother in law (the dumb one) just got a new ram with literally everything possible on it.
I said, nice truck (then laughed on the way home)

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What did he pay, $80k for it or something insane like that? I knew something was up when the dealer's page defaulted to a 72 month payment when I wanted the cash price!

over 55k with the big horn package. Ridiculous.

kek

Bet you he got leather seats with ass chillers. Just like you need in a truck you aren't going to need a bedliner in.

Still disappointed that this thing didn't turn Orlando into an oceanic park. Oh well, we'll get ours soon.

he did kek and the sport appearance package.

>sport appearance
Did it look like an SRT-10? That's the only truck I would buy for sport purposes.

What are those trough things they're leaning over?

nope not even close. Looks like this. I told him to do himself a favor and clear bra the front. I just plasti dipped my bumper and grill, with all the chips it looks like someone shot it up with a shotgun.

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I have no idea honestly. It looks like gutters.

I don't think bridges need walls with gutters. Maybe I should open a bridge wall gutter business and then pay some politicians to make them mandatory.

That's not a bad looking truck to be honest. I'm just not willing to drop $60k on something that gets me from a to b. I'm sure all of the gizmos are fun but this is a what I used to have, except I just had the delco am/fm radio, not the aftermarket screen thing. Still got me to work and back and house projects on the weekends.

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very nice user. I miss not having a center console.

had a nice big ashtray too, I suppose it was a different time.

No you don't lol. It sucked, but I got a brand new truck for $12k. Not what I'm driving now though, just waxing nostalgic.

you like having a center console? I find it annoying a lot.