PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GAFFE MACHINE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Jerry West 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?464009-1/
>VP Pence @Lord Mayor's Intl Trade Dinner 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?464015-1/
>VP Pence/2ndLady Karen arrive @Lord Mayor's Intl Trade Dinner 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?464015-101/
>VP Pence bilat w/bong PM Boris 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?464011-1/
>VP Pence arrives @10 Downing Street 9/5/19
youtu.be/Lr46umUBP0M
>JCSChair USMCGen Dunford @CFR on US Def Strat 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?463991-1/
>DepSoS Sullivan/Ivanka visit Argentina 9/5/19
youtu.be/adp3EvLDpNo (Female Entrepreneurs)
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 9/5/19
youtu.be/0I_SsvoqlbY
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/LtCol Tony Shaffer(Ret'd) (Bondi) 9/5/19
youtu.be/NPERSQL66LA
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Dr Alveda King (Diamond&Silk) 9/5/19
youtu.be/JSEFnMCopds
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Steve Moore (Diamond&Silk) 9/5/19
youtu.be/_-7FS_BGHA4
>AFDepCoS4SIR LtGen Fay @AFA on Resources &Tech 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?463992-1/
>IC Members @AFCEA/INSA Intel &NatlSec Summit 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?463993-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?463993-2/ (pt2)
c-span.org/video/?463993-3/ (pt3)
>Cybersecurity Officers @Billington CyberSecurity Summit 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?463994-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?463994-2/ (pt2)
c-span.org/video/?463994-3/ (pt3)
c-span.org/video/?463994-4/ (pt4)

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twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1169784005094465539
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Bernardino_County,_California#Politics
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk
archive.fo/51r0I
archive.fo/zkzHn
hannity.com/media-room/joes-greatest-gaffes-vote-for-your-favorite-biden-blunder-now/
youtube.com/watch?v=cMBNJ1A_CjI
uk.reuters.com/article/us-usa-shooting-tech/8ch~an-owner-vows-changes-in-house-testimony-over-links-to-mass-shootings-idUKKCN1VQ2DU
c-span.org/video/?90857-1/national-rifle-association-future
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

MAGA

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Didn't Joe just bust a blood vessel in his eye? Could be a stroke.

BOOMER BATTLE
Rick Wifeson CALLED OUT
twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1169784005094465539

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Nobody has said a thing about it.

Kill a huwite mod on your way to work today.

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MIGA

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Tariffs are not harming Americans. Only the chinese.
This is the price they pay for sending their poorly engineered garbage to our land!

MAGA!

My guess is he is on blood thinners and had a spontaneous conjunctiva bleed.

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>even if you take off your mom jeans

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SHITTING ON JOE THREE OH THREE THREE OH

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MAGA

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>blood thinners cause your blood vessels to weaken
Dilate

>Tariffs are not harming Americans. Only the chinese

Go to be bed Donald.

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And yet San Bernardino and the majority of non-college white calicucks voted Democrat in 2016

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Bernardino_County,_California#Politics

These people are non-savalgeable.

Weird huh?

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It’s honestly amazing just how weak people are
Not willing to suffer a little pain just for cheap chinese shit

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Spontaneous bleeding is a well known side effect retard

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「I love Trump and I hate gun control」
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
archive.fo/51r0I

#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
archive.fo/zkzHn

>if someone pays you tariffs they win

hello Turdeau

>President COPE

Hahahahahaha
Saved!

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>tfw you warp time just to hit 300 exactly
and that's why they call me best baker

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maga

yeah people will fucking die, you can beat on that

i took a greyhound down from montreal to boston to visit the museum of natural history at harvard and i really had to take a shit but all the bathrooms weren't working and basically i had to go out to the corner of on of the brick buildings and shit in the corner.

some obviously kike bitch with a huge nose and long brunette hair seen me shitting from the 3rd window an must have called the cops. i rounded the corner and the cop busted me in the jaw as hard as he could with a baton thing, nearly broke my jaw clean off my face. they are real pricks there

A E S T H E T I C

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Who is "they"?

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>Biden leading the polls in spite of all this because niggers don't care
>warren is the next runner-up
>bernie in 3rd
>kamala in 4th
>biden is literally the 'best' out of the four

2020 is going to be a disaster for democrats

its cool if you are Nazi or Libertarian, but those autists need to realize that the only way you can get shit done in politics is if you are a democrat or republican, plain and simple.

iirc the "price hikes" amounted to about $800/year even under the worst projections. That's not much for any normal working person, especially if we can wean ourselves off of cheap plastic shit, you'd think these people, who claim to be environmentalists, would back such an idea.

>Congressnigger
Fucking LOL

hannity.com/media-room/joes-greatest-gaffes-vote-for-your-favorite-biden-blunder-now/
hannity.com/media-room/joes-greatest-gaffes-vote-for-your-favorite-biden-blunder-now/
hannity.com/media-room/joes-greatest-gaffes-vote-for-your-favorite-biden-blunder-now/
hannity.com/media-room/joes-greatest-gaffes-vote-for-your-favorite-biden-blunder-now/

VOTE NAO

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Even my most liberal friends are calling it, Biden's cancelled

Based

Haha. Yes Richard! Very humorous Anti Trump Meme. I'm gonna post this on my Facebook and Instagram right away!

The DNC won’t get the memo until he’s literally pulseless

>nearly broke my jaw
What kind of pussy ass cop doesn't know how to break a jaw? I do that with my bare hands

As much fun as it has been to laugh at gaffes and whatnot, I'm getting tired of seeing it, why are these faggots even allowed to speak in the first place? How do we possibly stop it without killing them all?

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The Nightly Roundup
6th September, 2019
A Presidential Look! EDITION

MORNING
>In last nights CNN town hall on climate change, Joe Biden’s eye fills with blood as he suffers a a subconjuctival hemorrhage, which can be caused by several things, including high blood pressure, bleeding disorders, blood thinners, or excessive straining.
>The seven hour town hall did not provide much in the way of useful information, but rather candidates trying to one up each other on environmental questions, or just talk about generally bizarre scenarios, e.g Harris wanting to ban plastic straws, while also hating paper straws, or Beto saying Texas will soon be uninhabitable due to climate change.
>The Human Rights Campaign Foundation announces that it’s partnering with CNN to host a 2020 Democratic presidential town hall focused on issues affecting the LGBTQ community. The event, named “Power of Our Pride,” is set to take place at the Novo, a Los Angeles venue, on Oct. 10.

1/3

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AFTERNOON
>British PM Boris Johnson’s brother quits parliament, citing national interests as the reason for his departure, “It’s been an honour to represent Orpington for 9 years & to serve as a minister under three PMs. In recent weeks I’ve been torn between family loyalty and the national interest - it’s an unresolvable tension & time for others to take on my roles as MP & Minister.”
>Taliban suicide blast in the center of Kabul killed at least 10 civilians and two NATO soldiers, attack was in an area near the headquarters of Afghanistan’s international military force and the U.S. embassy. The attack comes as a peace / withdrawal treaty heads towards a close.
>Trade talks back on between the U.S and China, with China’s Vice Premier Liu He, U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer, and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin agreeing over the phone and to a plan to meet in early October.
>Stocks surge to the news of a de-escalation in trade tensions, with the S&P 500 largely recovering over recent trade war worries and is now less than 2% short of its July 26 record high close. The benchmark index has climbed 2.4% in the past two sessions.

2/3

Kek it just occurred to me that he absolutely will try to sniff people even with that eye situation

EVENING
>Jason Greenblatt, U.S. President Donald Trump's top envoy for talks between Israel and the Palestinians, say he will leave soon leave the Trump Administration. Release of the U.S led peace plan for the region is still being held off until after the Israel elections.
>President Donald Trump awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom to basketball legend Jerry West. Trump praised West as an "extraordinary American" for his achievements on and off the court, saying the nation's highest civilian honor was a "richly deserved" award.
>Infinity Chan to resurrect, with a lawyer representing Jim Watkins, the owner of otherchan, says in an interview that the site could be back online as soon as next week. “The goal is within the next week or so to come back.” The timing hinges on finding a replacement for Cloudflare, according to Barr.
>South Carolina begins to feel the force of Hurricane Dorian, with the now category 3 hurricane causing flooding and extreme weather in the area, stay safe!

3/3

Sources and archive as usual up at TheNightlyRoundup.com

Caused by global warming, no doubt.

>it's 2019
>Trump still hasn't killed all coyotes

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i'm not going nuts! just ask my brain surgeon!

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What you say boy, now fall into my genjutsu.
>I'm the only one running who can beat Trump

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>2020 is going to be a disaster for democrats

Could it be worse than the present disaster?

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I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.

I'm here on the boards of Jow Forums at Jow Forums.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves chuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fables sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitors sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Janny... you're a nigger.

AHHHH
AUUUUGHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF
gaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh
You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen
ooooooowwwwwww
aaahhhhh

That's it for us here on Brave Wilderness

we can't, 48% of the country thinks they are based, 49% support Trump, and 3% are pussies that don't vote.

>without killing them all

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Go Back To El Salvador, you scumbag

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You seem like you smell good, kido.

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Yes. Trump is leagues ahead of George Bush and Obama. have you already forgotten?

I thought Biden, Bernie, and Pocohantas were all tied?

Stay cool bro, I gotcha.

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Wait a second, are you faggots watching tonight's Dim climate debates? Is that what I'm missing out on?

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Why is Trump OBSESSED with this Alabama hurricane thing?

More than 3% didn't vote in 2016.

I want to believe.

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Dammit you faggots needed to edit Biden like this, thank me later.

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I’m honestly just tired of you kikes at this point

literally no one cares about that
faggot

you're a week too early

maga

yeah, a lot of people are gonna die, no matter what you do

youtube.com/watch?v=cMBNJ1A_CjI

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR BLOODY EYE JOE
I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO
WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO
WHERE DID YA COME FROM BLOODY EYE JOE

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Nigger what?

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Trump running unopposed in 2020 isn't unrealistic at this point, as there is no other viable DNC nominee. The artificial push for Harris has failed, Yang has never been a considerable factor, and Bernie has floundered most of the support he had in 2016. Warren could be second to Biden.

I know, but you know more people than ever will vote in 2020. But Kek has returned, I can feel it. Trump will win 2020

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Breaking a man's jaw is such an amazing experience

No it's the dims LGBTQUITTIPUSSY debate.

These numbers are literally just fabricated with every post

stop taking the bait

>9 tweets
>had a press conference about it
>just dragged a Fox News reporter in to explain himself again
the guy is obsessed

I think you meant...

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Somebody post that pic of all the shooters at him.

no one cares, dude, stop
this is getting pathetic
stop bringing it up

he isn't. the only people that are obsessed are the normies and media jews.

>STOP BOYCOTTING ISRAEL!
STOP BOYCOTTING ISRAEL!

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Do it yourself like Rick Perry did.

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Trump cares, brainlet. Or are you just in full denial mode?

this. be a man, take action!

The mere fact Trump has slashed all that funding for (((programs))) that teach Estonian and other East European girls the wonders of black dick makes him superior to all other options and all previous presidents this century. This is also not speaking of the fact he's the only president who has been truly conservative in the sense he's tried to ROLL BACK change instead of slow it down since Calvin fucking Coolidge.

Not even worried about Trump losing at this point. I'm worried about what will be done about limiting retards from having a platform with which to spout lies and convince other retards of their drivel.

> yeah, a lot of people are gonna die
honestly. do. not. give. a. fuck.

NO ONE CARES
IDIOT

>“If 8ch~an comes back online, it will be done when 8ch~an develops additional tools to counter illegal content under United States law,” Watkins said in the statement released by his lawyer.

>“If 8ch~an returns, staff would implement a way to restrict certain parts of the website during a state of emergency, in which case any board in question would be put in a read-only mode until it would be deemed safe enough to enable posting again,” it said.“If 8ch~an returns, staff would implement a way to restrict certain parts of the website during a state of emergency, in which case any board in question would be put in a read-only mode until it would be deemed safe enough to enable posting again,” it said.

>“If 8ch~an comes back online, it will be done when...
>“If 8ch~an returns,
uk.reuters.com/article/us-usa-shooting-tech/8ch~an-owner-vows-changes-in-house-testimony-over-links-to-mass-shootings-idUKKCN1VQ2DU

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He had 2 previous surgeries on his brain. We probably witnessed that fossil having an anyeurism live on tv.

you are the only person here who cares

>Trump is leagues ahead of George Bush and Obama. have you already forgotten?

I miss Bush and Obama, don't you? Dubya has a special place in my heart.
Guess the gop really wanted to go out with a bang with Trump though. Will Trump be the last "republican" president?

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Even if that was true, all the more reason to let white people do what they want. It'll be best for everyone

KAG
I love Kellyanne!
MAGA/MIGA
Tenshi eating a dogcorn!
You need to go back
Tucker is off tonight folks.
baking, worry not

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They are leftists. If they knew how to scrimp and save and realize they don't need the newest I-Shit then they wouldn't be leftists in the first place.

There was memes last night, you're late

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One of the most underrated speeches for conservative thought in the last century:

c-span.org/video/?90857-1/national-rifle-association-future

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ISRAEL IS THE *ONLY* """"DEMOCRACY"""" IN THE MIDDLE EAST
SURE, THEY HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS PROBLEMS AND XENOPHOBIA AND RACISM, BUT THEY ARE STILL A """""DEMOCRACY"""""

what about the two balls part
you gotta say the two balls part
it isn't funny without that.