YELLOWSTONE TO EXPLODE SOON!!!
LEAVE THE FLYOVERS NOW!!!
Lucas Gomez
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Evan Lee
oh no not yellowstone again
Luis Anderson
Maybe all of the underground pressure will somehow be rerouted to Seattle and San Francisco... after which the SA fault goes off and mother nature leads us to a glorious ecofash future. Checkum
Bentley Evans
i thought you only need to worry if the geyser stops
Angel Foster
>erupted 34 times today
Just short of my personal best
Sebastian Torres
So all the Good People of the Flyover States are supposed to migrate to San Francisco to watch their Betters shit in the streets?
Fuck that. Yellowstone-chan can't cleanse this decadent, Godless land soon enough.
Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God, neets!
Brody Young
Sept 23
Grayson Perez
fpbp
Ethan Wood
Everything just flew over my house.
EVERYTHING
Nolan Martin
have a (you) my nigger
David Bennett
But it's the wrong spot :(
Cooper Hughes
Some of you are alright. Don't be on earth tomorrow.
Dominic Russell
Is something gonna happen...or?
Jaxson Evans
If Yellowstone goes, you can be San Andreas will at the same time.
Yellowstone is just too much energy to not set San Andreas off and fuck over California.
Isaiah Lee
>I’ll be alone each and every night
>While you’re away don’t forget to write
>Bye bye so long farewell
>See you in September
>See you when the summers through
Lincoln Sanders
OH SHIT, ROB, GRAMPA FELL DOWN, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Jonathan Martinez
1/730,000 chance of a happening
Andrew Nelson
>Beating "steamboat" at beating it
So if that's Steamboat, what's your nickname?
Isaiah Butler
DISCORD GASSED
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Nicholas Gonzalez
Samuel Ross
Matthew Morgan
This shit again.
Now post shit about the next asteroid thats going to hit earth.. fucking lol
Gavin Hall
fuck man always a monday
Carter Powell
Yellowstone just flew over my house.
David Campbell
Ayy first. Then asteroid and THEN jellystone
Wyatt Brown
If it does go you're probably fucked no matter where you live.
Wyatt Cruz
Based Harper Mercer poster
Jaxon Wilson
Dogs are going crazy at yellowtone!!!1
Brandon Sanders
Tugboat
Austin Ross
splooge boat
budum tsssss
Jacob Sanchez
>tfw Wyoming
Carter Adams
I have been charting near misses for 20 years - we gone from 2 to 5 a year to 3 a month - why do you think the ancients obsessed with charting the stars?
Because hell fire and destruction came from the sky - the increased impact episodes last for a hundred year then abate for several thousand / where there now - it’s why the elites want moon colonies and their own rocket ships to get there / it’s why google has a huge livable blimp at the ready in a hanger in Palo Alto - it’s why the long now foundation has built a massive clock in solid granite that rings every 10,000 years and also microscopically etched all human history onto platinum disks
Camden Thomas
OH LOOK! Another Yellowstone scare thread. Summer fag shills proving that fall is still a few weeks away.
Jason Baker
I live in WY. Sitting right on top of that motherfucker.
Bring it, supervolcano faggot.
Luis Miller
Jace Powell
NOT San Andreas. Cascadia, Juan de Fuca, and GARLOCK. San Andreas moves up and down ( north and south) the others are gonna do the movie type damage then the water....then the disease.
Cooper Turner
>it’s why google has a huge livable blimp at the ready
And I do hope based patriots shoot that fucker out of the sky.
Christopher White
>long now foundation
Checked and jeff bezos donated 42 M$ and a piece of land for mass production