PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME COME BACK TO THE MOTHERLAND. MY GREAT, GREAT GRANDFATHER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING BY LEAVING. HE'S SORRY. I'M SORRY. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH ALL THESE NIGGERS. CAN I COME HOME? I STILL HAVE HIS LAST NAME AND NO BLACK/MEXICAN GENES.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME COME BACK TO THE MOTHERLAND. MY GREAT...
Michael Nelson
Adrian Lewis
What's your last name nigger? Johannesen? Andersen? Petersen? You sound like a desperate mutt to me.
Juan Jackson
IT'S THE MOST COMMON LAST NAME IN THE MOTHERLAND. I CAN'T TURN OFF CAPS. I WANT MY BROTHERS TO SEE ME. I NEED TO BE RESCUED.
Leo Morris
But why would you want that? Our main cities are being overrun, you'd have to run for the small towns, and they don't take kindly to strangers.
Brayden Green
SORRY MUTT WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
Mason Lee
you can never leave man. they don't want you. they wont take you. we're you're only friends now.
Leo Myers
I'm not a stranger, brother. 35% of you still lives on inside of me! I'm not a mutt. I'm no monster. I'm your own blood! Copenhagen has fallen??? That's okay, we'll deport the muzzies together. I ATE LAKRIDS LICORICE AND I LIKE IT. I REALLY, REALLY DO.
Joshua Ortiz
Don't temp me! You're nothing but savages. You're the ones they meme about. I'm not a monster. OH GOD PLEASE I'M NOT.
Camden Flores
>I ATE LAKRIDS LICORICE AND I LIKE IT.
I can't argue with that, I've met a few dozen americans who moved here. It's really not that amazing tho. Most people here are socialists with the notion that you have to work hard. You will probably not live a wealthy life here however. It's all about being content. America is a great country don't forget that. If you are okay with that I think you can pass.
Jaxson Sullivan
you really think a based country like denmark would want you back?
i'm going to enjoy seeing you marry a filthy spic forever dooming your family lineage permanent muttage
Ryder Parker
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Nicholas Ross
>35%
what is the rest?
Grayson Brooks
You're one of us
Isaac Reyes
It's actually 33% if you count Norway and Sweden is Denmark as far as the DNA results go. It's too small to be counted by itself as a reference for Ancestry DNA. Oh and that uhhh bottom one.... Don't worry about it. It's nothing.
Connor Reed
Me too help. Danish aristocratic family left when they couldn’t cope with the global trade economy in the 1800s. We’re so ducked here Dane friends. Mexicans everywhere. Only a few danish cultiral remnants left. Kringle shops and stuff.
Luis Gomez
That bottom one is just the Jews fucking w you
Anthony Hernandez
Thomas Fisher
I'd rather be content, happy, and healthy. Immigration to Denmark isn't all that easy though, I'll need to use one of your women to bere my progeny first. I have money, but not a lot. Maybe not enough, but it should start me out alright.
Justin Harris
Hello fellow Dane. My family moved away from the Midwest where so many of our ancestors migrated to. It's uncommon for me to hear a Danish last name in my region of the US.
Kevin Brown
More women here than men, it's a nonissue. They like fit guys tho.
Thomas Gray
sounds like is right
Gabriel Green
Carson Jenkins
Extinction. For some reason Aryans and their naivety and altruistic tendancey falls hard for jewish tricks. Minnesota WI and other places are Somalian now
Cooper Watson
It’s worse than I thought
Leo Cox
oh lmao that's not bad
Luis Perry
I don't know where it came from. I'm a snow nigger.
Adam Hall
It's that bad here, but it's true our kind is dwindling.
>Inb4 Amerimutt
All my ancestors came here from Denmark and Germany.
David Morgan
That's pretty similar to mine. You're more Nordic than I am. My grandfather was the last one with blonde hair and blue eyes. I think I could squirt another one out if I had the right partner though.
Nathaniel Hall
I'm mostly Danish and some German, so I look Danish. Probably, going to end up having a kid in the future with my gf of Slovenian background.
Evan Diaz
Come home to America Greenland.
Wyatt Robinson
Dont ruin slovenian genes, not cool.
Cooper Baker
fuck off tyrone.
Ayden Butler
Why?
Jack Long
what the fuck is that 1%
Justin Parker
See
Eli Robinson
Camden Morales
Jeremiah Jones
3 of the most common names in Nebraska
Come home anons
Charles Clark
That's where my ancestors migrated to actually. Dannebrog.
Colton Powell
FUCKIN BASED
my family use to take our cattle to the private locker/butcher their
Colton Myers
Hej, Hr. Jensen. Jeg beklager, deres anmodning om statsborgerskab ell. ophold i Danmark er blevet afvist.
Parker Rodriguez
>Tfw my father has extended family somewhere in the US
Never met them but I know they write each other from time to time, also a complete coincidence that they even began writing each other.
Christopher Flores
How do you start communicating with your family across the pond by coincidence? Do you send out a million letters, just randomly, and then get a reponse from your lost family?
Oliver Reed
They put a notice in our local newspaper where they had tracked their ancestry down to leaving from back when, and my father saw it.
Asher Sanchez
Hvorfor? Don't fail me now Google translate.
Henry Hall
My dad grew up in Arnold. I've never been to Nebraska, actually. I'd like to visit the graves of my ancestors someday.
Ethan Adams
Itll be good for your soul. My folks are resting in Wolbach
You never hear about the natural disasters that befall the state because old farmers take care of their own. And theres no nigs outside omaha and lincoln
Camden Thomas
That doesnt make you enough danish lol. My great grandfather came from Denmark in the 1600ths, and i still have his name. Doesnt mean shit
Mason Robinson
HAHAHAHA my dad tells me the same thing. It must be nice. There are far too many on the East coast. Tornados would scare the shit out of me though. As far as I know, mine are resting in Dannebrog. My great great grandfather, who came from Denmark, died in 1921. So he's been resting for quite a while.
Adam Allen
Fair warning. It’s humid as hell but we all suffer through it together. As for tornadoes, youll see them coming for the most part
Nathan Diaz
Maybe they can send back a Muslim or two and make room for both of us. Sweden is even worse off than we are. You guys are being absolutely blacked.
Chase Miller
no
Ryan Sanders
Im used to the humidity, but I would be the first person to wreck my car in snow. I have never driven in it and have no idea how to. I'd have to visit Nebraska in the Summer.
Nathan Morales
>My great great grandfather, who came from Denmark, died in 1921.
My family was from Copenhagen and came over to Alaska in the late 1700's, the fished and grew fox. I love this place and will never leave.