What's the worse thing you've done to a woman bros?

Made her feel like a retard until she had to ask for forgiveness but she didn't do anything. I felt kind of bad, but fuck it I only saw her once and she oneitised me. That's what you get for not fucking me after 3 hours of meeting me.

I kidnapped this woman that lived around me. I placed her in a hole and starved her for week while jerked off into a bottle of lotion to the sound of her cries. Then I skinned her alive so I could use her to help assist in my transition.

I fucked one against her will into her arse

This thread was slid. Why, anons?

That's some next level cringe shit. What did she say? "Eww gross"?

Cringe and yikespilled

Looked at her. Then she said, “don’t look if you don’t mean it.” So I don’t look anymore. I don’t want to break 7/10 roastie hearts on the metro.

I used to be a little sadistic, like making girls call me God and things like that. But with this one I was just a dick. Like, I would pretend to be offended just to push her buttons, call her a pig, things of that nature. She was so fucking insecure, she was just asking for it.

Don't cheat . That's bad.

cheated on her.

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Fuck off retard everyone knows how to use the catalog

Based

r9k tranny shills are getting really aggressive

agreed. actually I told her after we got in a big fight and she wasn't mad about it, but cheating made me a worse person and I paid the price for it later.

Ass to mouth then back to ass, started to nut then finished in her throat.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

You should’ve made her use the “lotion”

Ass to mouth
she loved it

a 5/10 asked me to be her bf and for some reason i accepted even though i wasn't even interested in being friends with her let alone dating, I think it was anxiety or autism or something i dont know. we hung out a couple times and i even met her mom, then i dumped her like a week later and she of course started crying her eyes out and that was that

I shutter just thinking about it

I said I felt bad, retard

Treated it as an equal

BASED. Did she say yes?

this

Showed up to take her to prom in a slightly unkempt tux.

Pretend I don't see her utterly romantic motives.

Nice pasta

You’re a jerk

Get syphillis and die you crotch pheasant

convinced her to abort our child. God forgive me.

You wanna come in and talk about it, I've got some tea on the stove...

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I choke a girl during sex so bad she had bruises and looked like a domestic abuse victim but she liked it. Also came inside a girl once when she told me not to. Idk if thats really that bad though.

A few friends and I started a Fight Club in high school. It was the time the movie came out and we really went for it hard. It started with fighting each other then got to be as much as a dozen people. We wanted to expand and do hardcore anti-establishment/nihilistic shit but it ended up only being the original four of us going that route. Mostly elaborate vandalism, fucking with people, graffiti, theft etc.

I had a surge of confidence and started hooking up with girls like crazy. I would do not-so-nice things to them, basically degrade them, as a calling card and to prove I didn't give a fuck.

One girl was a virgin and sort of a goody-good type.One night we were going to have sex for her first time and I went straight for anal. She didn't know what to do but keep quiet. I then went to her pussy, I was rock hard thinking about ass-to-pussy being her first time. I ended up cumming in her ass and left my dick in there until I got soft, then I pissed in her ass.

I never said anything and she just ran to the bathroom. I eventually left and she avoided me afterwards. I of course told everyone I pissfucked her ass and was pretty cruel about it, to this day I can't explain my actions and mentality back then.

I am now in finances with a wife and two kids and that's all behind me. But I saw this girl just three months ago and she was married and pregnant. It was awkward as fuck and her husband left the line we were in to grab something and she simply told me she never wants to see me again and that I was a piece of shit. All I did was nod and say "I know".

I have dozens of fucked up stories from that period of my life. I'm basically numb to it but the things we did are unexplainable. Oddly enough, of the other three friends, one is a doctor, one is an engineer with his own lucrative firm, and the other is a high school teacher. We still see each other whenever we are all back home, which isn't often.

Wasted her time and dumped her during a tough time

Rude, Bill. Don't do it again though

told her the truth: That she was a dirty whore.

did she put the lotion on her skin?

Vocally criticized her way of life. It doesn't sound like much but to a histrionic person that was apparently worse than rape.

Same, but the girl I was cheating on her with gave me chlamydia that I gave to my to good for me girlfriend. But now she's been ruined by years of college indoctrination anyway

Chad

I told her I was sorry. Besides, I've settled down now and have a cute gf who I don't cheat on. I'm a better man than you.

cummed and brapped over a sleeping friend of my sister because I was a horny teenager and she was both hot and annoying

Why you nortcunts are so infidels

Kek, okay user

You should call an exterminator for all these moths

What the fuck user

managed a milf escort for 2 years

If you haven’t possibly killed someone a few times in a savage beating and didn’t stick around you aren’t a true American male.

Subtly told her she was fat
I should've been more direct

1.
Made first one atheist.
Got another one pregnant. She got an abortion.
Cheated on the current one (LDR).
2.
Because I'm selfish. I've improved though.

went to japan and shot my load into at least 5 prostitutes. while they were bent over i just took the condom off and pumped them full of my seeds. when they stood up and saw cum dripping out i just told them the condom broke and left. they literally just laughed about it lmfao
japanese women are fucking pathetic

I was born a man

self defense rape

Ignore her

You are a sociopath and so are your friends. It's not really a mystery

She turned on the waterworks. I told her I don't feel bad for her and she made her own bed. She cried even harder. It was work related. I've never had a relationship.

I threw up in a chicks mouth while I was kissing her because I drank too much pepermint schnapps. It wasnt on purpose but then she started puking too and my buddy thought it was hilarious.

Fuck off this is Jow Forums and not pedo hunters United

I dont know nothing too bad, this chick was being a total cunt one time, like rude, i can be turned down, thats not a problem but she was just someone that would drive to me murder someone, so she was wearing thie stupid headband, i took it off her head and threw it in the street, she was like very mature, i said youre not gonna do anything and she didnt but she deserved that, but yeah i shouldnt have gotten so hot headed. I kinda wish i grabbed her purse and thrw that in the street. But that headband thing was retarded looking. I honestly never did top wrong by a woman, i did say i was gonna be somewhere and i didnt. Broken promises. But nothing major. Nothing that keeps me up at night. I try not to go overboard on anything.

That is fucking funny. I made a few girls puke because i would push their heads down while they were sucking my dick.

I was fingering this one girl pretty deep and I felt something hard. I don't know what is was so I immediately stopped and got scared. I broke up with her two weeks later. What the hell was it?

It's been archived already you faggot

I think mine is the worst. I dated a girl when I was younger. She ended up getting pregnant with my son. I was about to leave her before that. We don't see eye to eye on anything. We don't have anything in common. She's not very interesting, but I was not going to let my son grow up alone without a father. So I bit the bullet and got a job making good money so she could stay home. I do everything for our family. I work hard, treat her well, take care of us, but I don't think I really love her. She could be with someone who really loves her but I'm just pretending and she has no idea. I work all the time and do everything I can but it's really just so my son can grow up with a normal family. It's been right years and I decided long ago that I wouldn't give up on him. I long for a different life but I must take responsibility for the one I created.

I cheated with her sister and in turn I cheated on both with their friend.

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Her penis

Her cervix retard

fuck i was waiting for the ending when she went into the street to get headband and got wiped out by a semi

Fucked my first gfs sister because it was easy as shit
Came in some chick i met just hours earlier at the 4th of july fireworks, never saw her again
Jammed my fingers down this one cunts throat who thought shed get cute and bite my fingers in bed
Dumped 2 LTR girls for the next one
Fucked around on my wife
Fucked the chick i was cheating on my wife with like an hour before i fucked my wife, both unprotected and unwashed
Pissed a little into my ex's opened wine bottles
Rolled my ex's dildos around in the litter box and put them back (still had keys)

That's about all I can remember for now.

Eight* years.

>What have you done and why?

A woman is an accessory to a man's life. Nothing more.

her cervix its like a little squid beak

Well then, sorry I fucking took up so much of you time, prick.

Emotionally manipulated, cheated on her and took all her money. And I'm still doing it

This is actually rather noble in its own way. Shame you made that mistake but I admire you being there for your son user.

brown tie

Pushed one out of a car.

Is she ok?

So you're basically an anti-nigger? Better not tell anyone else. The lefties would have you put in jail for life.

You're a real man, user. Good for you. Good luck to you and your family.

And do you still get hard on sex?

I'm sure this isn't as depraved as what some of you guys do on a regular basis, but..

>Be in bed with the wife.
>She refuses my advances and turns her back to me.
>Jack off, splooge all over back.
hfw
>Next time she was more receptive

that's a skeleton wearing a flesh suit
you're lucky you made it out alive

I once farted on my girlfriends pillow

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>my buddy thought it was hilarious
because it was.

you are a monster

dawg you are genuinly not a good person i feel bad for the women in your life

Ate her

It was probably her vaginal teeth. You doged a bullet there user. Thank god you never put your dick in it.

This is why transitions should be provided for free by the government.

GOODBYE HOOORSES
IM FLYIN OVER YOOOU

Lol yeah i think i would have won the title for most fucked up if that happened. But she didnt go into a busy street to put a now dirty headband on her head. but i never cheated or did anything too crazy sexually. Like stick it in her ass without warning. Lol.