Why is Switzerland so suspicious?

Because all rich people store their money there

Switzerland are the Whites who were rejected from every White nation on Earth.

Infastructure will be damaged and shelters don't work when you have ICBM

Fuck you (((swissy)))
Alot of people are on to your kind.
ASK SEAN HROSS!
DISGUSTING SWISSY PIGS!

I find Swiss to be the least rude to me when talking about America. Actually, they are the least rude Europeans period. They can come off as cold to some because they don't waste time with small talk like Americans do, but to them they find it disingenuous from my understanding. They seem pretty nationalist and libertarian. They protect themselves and stay out of other peoples drama. Good chocolate, too. Swiss people are lovely.

No.

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Hahahaha..
Try going to Switzerland, they are the most stuck up Europeans in existence

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBC2FUto8rU

>has a square flag
is this what Jow Forums is like? i'm visiting.

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Euro anons: What are the stereotypes of the typical Swiss person? Weren't they poor until the rest of Europe figured out they could hide stuff there?

Watching Euros ironically (or otherwise) tear each other apart over very slight differences is always amusing.

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all flags are square dumbass

hahaha holy shit

It isn't, though. The stereotyping on here is so shallow, repetitive and boring.

Let me just remind you of a few things: banking secrecy in Switzerland died following the financial crisis of 2008; we are now America's bitch. More of CERN is actually located on French terriotry than in Switzerland. Sweden is an officially neutral country. Switzerland has not been neutral "during all conflicts", only since the Swiss were defeated at the Battle of Marignano in 1515 (but there were still a few cases of participation in foreign wars between then and the founding of the federation in 1848).

can I trust them with my data? I use protonmail.

Now tell us more about the whole solar cult murderimg the anti-christ baby there? Why did you guys have an anti-Christ baby to begin with, that alone seems... Slightly suspicious.

How do you guys make those tiny gears for wrist watches?

How has your country been affected by the migrant crisis?

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I only know stereotypes about Swiss Germans.

>rich
>have stick up their ass
>have rules for every Minor little thing
>retarded language
>very xenophobic, not just towards immigrants but amongst each other as well if you come from the wrong canton
>every Social gathering has to be planned 2 weeks in advance no matter how minor
>impossible to befriend, swiss meet their friends in preschool and have them for life, no additional friends Are needed or wanted

>stuck up
Maybe we've just remained slightly more civilised than you brutes. Since much of the world has degenerated into savagery, our relative modesty is offensive to you. But rest assured, our country is also full of tattooed savages from the Third World and other assorted shitskins, including lots of mudslimes.

I'm pretty sure it's just a bunch of Pajeets who are working at CERN and engaging in weird Hindu rites.
I dunno, but Switzerland's wealth rests far more on precision machinery than on cheese, watches or the like.
No shit. We took in masses of Balkanoids (mostly mudslimes) during the Yugoslav wars. Owing to Switzerland's position in world affairs there are also a shit ton of foreigners here, though to be fair many are high-functioning and wealthy. But we also have significant Nigerian and Eritrean populations. Eritreans are one of the lowest sub-human races in existence, very close to the level of Somalians. We haven't been directly affected by the recent migrant crisis because our immigration policy isn't as bad as some, but we're still affected simply by having borders with France and Germany, being in Schengen (free movement of people).

A few months ago some cunt was arrested for smuggling illegals across the border. She was not found guilty...

Sounds like paradise. Why did my ancestors ever leave

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The solar cult murders? Source?

The Swiss people refused to join the EU. They still don't trust the EU. I like the Swiss.

swissinfo.ch/eng/swiss-eu-relations_neighbouring-regions-urge-eu-understanding-for-switzerland/45206838

Sounds like you answered it despite not knowing somehow. Precision machinery makes sense.

Oh, right nvm. I didn't read your post carefully enough. No, the Solar Temple Order thing was just some fucked up cult that ended in mass suicide, just like Jonestown. I dunno more about it.

And yet, by virtue of being in the Schengen area we have literally been forced to change our gun laws to comply with the EU. We are the EU's bitch nevertheless.

Masonic centre of evil and land of the beast. The land of the pharaohs.

Weren't the Templars supposedly the ones who carried them out? I thought they also had carried out some missions in Canada around the same time, wasn't sure if anything ever came of it but it's a pretty cool part of your guys history that doesn't seem to be talked about much, Knights Templars history there that is. I always assumed that's who the mysterious Swiss bankers are. How does one join them hypothetically speaking

>And yet, by virtue of being in the Schengen area we have literally been forced to change our gun laws to comply with the EU. We are the EU's bitch nevertheless.

Aren’t you preparing to have the immigration referendum again soon? If that passes you’re breaking up the bilateral treaties and essentially cutting up ties with the EU

At this point if the beast is the only side who isn't hellbent on white genocide it would seem rational to at least hear the creature out

Don't forget that the BIS (Bank of International Settlements, the central banks of central banks) is headquartered in Basel Switzerland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_for_International_Settlements

Blue bloods also want u gone. No Jews in European castles. Blue bloods have hated the common man forever.

I'm just not following how they are incorrect here. Half of our people are race traitors or complete idiots and that's being modest.

old joke but still worth a chuckle

>the polish missile expert has arrived

>infamous solar cult murder of the antichrist baby

You know people are going to ask. So why not just elaborate in your post?

>is this what Jow Forums is like? i'm visiting.

Yes. Now let me tell you about the jews.

Since you're importing a bunch of third-worlders too, is there any chance that I could come over and maybe lease an acre of farm land for the rest of my life? I enjoy the idea of being in a country that is heavily armed and constantly prepared for disaster.

Infamous cult compound where everyone got murdered, Knights Templars claimed responsibility and said the baby was the anti-Christ and that the only way to kill it was for several Knights to drive a stake through its heart. Given the nations history with templars I'd assume that there's a lot more wierd shit that goes down there

youtube.com/watch?v=w2KrCctV8V0

We must satisfy the grudges.

>Euro anons: What are the stereotypes of the typical Swiss person? Weren't they poor until the rest of Europe figured out they could hide stuff there?
in Froglands we see mountainjewniggers as very naive, way too rich for their own sake bunch of retards that are shallow and boring, just look at the salary of a spazz working in a supermarket, you'll catch an aneurism.

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she was a nice girl user

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I have been there, hence why I said that.

for redpills on Swiss... check out Michael Tsarion

Brief rundown?

Do you make fun of people who still speak Romansh?

Like get with the fucking times, girlfriend.

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Swiss is the facto NWO capital. Most globalist bureaucracy happens here. Mountains are perfect to hide gold in deep deep tunnels.
Has been using as heard quarters since templers. All the Napoleon stuff, probably was just a play to get neutrality.

because they're bergjuden user

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Don't count on it.
Also, don't count on people voting in their self-interest, when there's incessant pozzed media lying to them and telling them what to think.

>he thinks we sell land by the acre
Oh, user...
Also, most farmers here get government subsidies because otherwise they'd barely be able to live off the land and all the farmers would commit suicide or find work elsewhere.

Indeed.

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>acre of land
lmao prepare to spend 2 million dollars

it will never pass, the people are too afraid about muh eu trade shekels

Bunker busters stupid

Poleposters should get autobanned.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Switzerland

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Because the first aid nation is small and with not a whole lot of natural resources so the only way for them to make money is by being mountain kikes.
They used to make money by being the best mercenaries the world has ever seen, it's a shame.
Many guts were torn apart by based Swiss pikemen.

It was poor us fuck until 19th century, then someone had a bright idea to make it a place where politicians can keep their stolen money.
If everybody has money there nobody will touch it.
Also they have tunnels through the Alps.

I spent a month in Switzerland like 10 years ago, from reading the local newspapers it seemed that all crimes were committed by Albanians.
The most serious crime committed by a Swiss was a dude who was riding the bicycle naked as an "art project" plus a chick got fired from the police for shooting porn.

They'd probably get paid to ride naked and shoot porn these days, desu.

> Bank of International Settlements (BIS)
"Bis" means a devil/demon in Ukrainian.
Polish has a related word (bies) which is prominent in 19th century texts but somehow fell out of use after WW1...
Coincidentally this is when BIS was created in Switzerland.

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des Jues de montanges

>rich
not all of us and it compensates with everything being expensive
>have sticks up their ass
we just want to the job done
>have rules for every Minor thing
no not really
>retarded language
so no one understands us. all part of the plan.
>xenophobic
no we're just paranoid
>2 weeks in advance
yes you dont plan your stuff?
>impossible to befriend
just give it time

There is a reason they are also known as - Mountain Jews

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Nigger have you ever seen pictures of Switzerland? Good luck blowing up mountains with bunker buster

i'm actually interested since i only met one guy that speaks it in military

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But why oh why do you fuck up your nice weapon laws?

>all flags are square dumbass
American education.

cuck politicans that suck EU dick

>protonmail
Protonmail is sending your data to Israel for (((cleaning)))

>cuck politicans that suck EU dick
So, just like all other politicians. Sad

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Mutt people.

>neutral during all conflicts
Plenty of countries are neutral, like Turkmenistan which does not pay much attention to world politics.
I was suprised when some of their forces toon a part in fighting ISIS at one point but I guess that is stomp islamist influences that could seep in their country. Despite them being muslims religion is very strictly monitored.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews

We are neutral in the sense that we work with ALL sides that will ensure that we profit from it.
We will suck the dicks of America, the EU, China, Saudi-Arabia and whatever, as long as that results in investments in Switzerland, and thus more money.
We will pretend to hate foreigners to fool everyone into believing that we're xenophobic, but semi-openly then work together with them attract them here for tax evasion purpose.
We're a good place to seek sanctuary, even for hypocrites. For example, xenophobic lesbian politicians like Alice Weidel from the AfD can shit on foreigners in Germany, and then live here in Einsiedeln, where she licks the cunt of a Sri Lankan (she and her girlfriend were in Biel/Bienne at first).
We are rightfully arrogant, for our form of democracy is better than everybody else's. Swiss Italians distrust Italians, Swiss Germans hate Germans, and Swiss French admire the French.
Money, stability, social security, health and harmony is all that matters.

There arent any squares on that picture

It always amuses me when low-IQ retards think we have banking secrecy any more, or that most of our wealth came from that in the first place and not from high-precision machinery, watches, and big pharma. Nestlé, Roche, Novartis, Adecco, ABB, Rolex, Lindt, Patek Philippe, I could name so many successful Swiss companies - we even produce airplanes and have a pretty good weapons industry. If we lost all our banking industry we'd still be richer than all our neighbours.
Fact is low IQ, lazy Euros like to blame us for their stupid tax policies (like the retarded French taxing the rich 70% and then wondering why they'd rather leave Frogland to settle here). Fun fact: it's also because of retarded anti-Protestantism that we have such a successful watch industry, since French protestant refugees started the whole thing.
We literally owned our neighbours at war until it took a combined French-Italian force with cutting edge technology to defeat us, killing 1% of the Swiss population in a single battle, for us to go "ok maybe we should stick to what we have and stop fighting". Why do you think Italian is a national language? Conquered parts of Lombardy and held onto them.
Anyway since WW2 we managed to get very rich because while all of Europe got destroyed over nothing, we were ready to move forward with intact infrastructure, industries, etc. And we basically have been taking in some of the smartest brains of Europe for over a hundred years. Why do you think our universities are better than any other European country save for the UK? The brain drain is real. We also didn't want to join the EU because we could see its anti-democratic, neoimperialist kikery from miles away.

To summarise:
>fuck low-IQ lazy faggots
>fuck commies
>fuck imperialists dying for Israel
>fuck off we're full
And last but not least
>Unionem Europea delenda est

>ID
Paki shitskin in Switzerland

Jewish paki, please. Get it right, you most despicable thing that could be: A poor person.

You don't worry about the large hardon collider. It's doing sizeable work. Those guys are no stiffs.

You can stop pretending, medipack.
I was in Switzerland and you guys too have shitskins so don't pretend like your country is special.

>you guys too have shitskins
What wrote
>we also have significant Nigerian and Eritrean populations
Sometimes, you Germans really are just that incompetent at everything.

>It is the only cpuntry on Earth that remains neutral during all conflicts
>remains neutral
kek

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Like I said, stop pretending you're any more special than the rest of Europe.

We are by virtue of being rich and better than all our neighbors, especially you double losers.

The only swiss I know is a turbo commie literal antifa (like he tried to pitch them to me to join) communist china supporter. Says american killed hundreds of millions of people and wants to be a teacher and is a camp cousulor to brainwash kids

I can only say what I saw during my visit. People there were generally nice. You on the other hand are just an arrogant fuck, so really not special at all.

its a place where the most insane people live.

>Ça pue en France
We see you as just worthless. Cowards, socialists who cannot into basic hygiene.

>seething this hard
wew

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>Says american killed hundreds of millions of people
That person was not wrong, and you are actually proud of that high kill score, admit it.

Yes, a lot of Germans free of German oppression. I met a lot of great people in Zurich from Hamburg.

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