>AN ASTEROID which came crashing into Earth and NASA had no idea it was coming reiterates the need to keep a closer eye on the sky in case a massive space rock comes hurtling towards our planet.
All this asteroid shit is Predictive Programming. I'm afraid the Big One is coming soon, bros.
the big one came in your ass last night faggot
no u
i pray one falls into my yard so i can sell it for millions and live that neet life
oh he got you nigger
As long as it wipes out Israel too I'll die happy
the big one was the one i gave you mom last night faggot
i hope you like sloppy seconds faggot fucker
you know what? im outta here.
A fucking little meteor. Nasa didn't pay attention because it wasn't any threat.
Got eem
How can an asteroid move at only 15 kilometers per hour? A feather falls faster than that. ???
So what you tell grug is sky stone cause hurricane?
fpbp
Can we just admit now that England's colonialism was an attempt to establish the best shitposting country which is why they stopped at Australia?
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Good. Some mass panic might make things less gay for a while, I hope we get fucked by space rocks
Probably meant per second.
They cannot possibly observe and track all incoming asteroids.
Literally any second of any day we could be blind sided by an object the size of fucking texas.
Whatever man, if some big ass ooga booga nigga rock hits the planet what the fuck are you gonna do about it? What will anyone do, eh? Stop fretting, let your anxiety go. Live, love your family, and be merry. You can die at any time from anything, being worried won't help you.
BAN HIGH CAPACITY TACTICAL ASSAULT ASTEROID BUMP STOCKS!
come back bro
Stop believing space propaganda.
I lurve assroids.
>israel holds all the nonwhites in africa
more like causes mass migrations
FPBP
If they miss 3m ones who the fuck cares? Dozens of smaller ones make landfall every day.
Wake me when they miss a 300m one.