>actually wearing a cuckbelt
Is there anything more beta?
Actually wearing a cuckbelt
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Yeah, dying.
I keep it clipped behind me. I don't need the government telling me how to stay alive. Fuck the government.
lol do you wear a helmet when you drive too? After all, it will make you safer!
yeah but if i dont wear it the police pull me over and steal my jewbucks
FUCK YEAH! Going through the windshield is so alpha!
No, only you have to do that because the doctor said so.
This. I personally went in and disabled all my airbags, too. I have to commute 4+ hours every day, and hell if I'm going to be driving around a deathtrap with that shit.
>FUCK YEAH! Going through the windshield is so alpha!
only kikes dont go through the windshield
This maybe
>47% of drivers died in car accidents because they were not wearing a seatbelt
The other 53% died because they were wearing one. Checkmate atheists
My dad was a volunteer firefighter for a few decades. He has always been strict about seatbelts; said he's seen too many people killed when they would've survived if they'd worn a seatbelt.
Not at all. A helmet without an appropriate HANS-like device is extremely dangerous if you have a standard seatbelt. Also, seatbelts drastically reduce the injury potential in an accident. I actually crash cars for safety testing for my job
>inb4 you come at me with anecdotal stories about your 4th cousin removed surviving an accident where a seatbelt would've killed him
>boomer posting
go to bed gramps
Does your boyfriend know you are browsing a nazi forum?
fpbp
Should be on busses and trains too.
No, please don't tell him. He beats me with his belt.
Did she survive?
How many of your chink mates died in that bus crash? Oh boo hoo we intercepted this month's meth shipment too. Tough to be a bugman right now
I knew a fat Mexican co-worker that didn't take seat belts serious. Thought his belly would pad him. He crashed into a tree and died.
Side note to this. What's really cucked is the Department of Transportation mandating a survival rating for non-belted collisions. Absolutely retarded that we legally require manufacturers to make sure seatbeltless brainlets survive accidents. You knew the risk not wearing it.
Oh, absolutely not. It's the most pathetic thing imaginable.
You know what's almost as beta? Speed limits. Fuck them. It's just government trying to cuck you into going slowly so you feel weak and powerless.
As you clearly understand, real alphas go at least twice the speed limit and don't use their (((seatbelts)))
Seatbelts only kill when not properly around hipbones.
Unfortunately, they’re never around the fucking hipbones.
Sure you do tick
It doesn't matter if you crash at 70 or 170 you die either way
No. You think there’s enough time to take a picture if there’s a chance she’s alive?
>busses
they say school bus seats are designed to absorb the impact of the flying child from the seat behind
too bad the fuckers also tend to flip over too
Its just an intelligence test user
The Washington State Patrol used to bring this thing to high schools called "The Seat Belt Convincer." It was a sliding seat on pipe frame that they towed around. The seat was mounted on a track that was angled maybe 15 degrees and traveled about 20 feet. You got to choose whether you used the strap to secure yourself in the seat.
They'd let the cart slide down the track and when it abruptly stopped at the bottom of the incline, it was traveling 8 mph. If you weren't belted in and had shitty reaction time, you'd be thrown out of the cart. 8 miles per hour. Even if you used the belt, you'd bump something on the pipe and come away with a bruise or two.
Of course they don't do that kind of stuff anymore; this was around 1979.
Yes, being a carcuck.
Please, please, PLEASE never wear a seatbelt.
Know what else is Alpha? Drinking and driving.
I'd take an improperly worn belt over no belt any day of the week. One of our customers sent us a car with faulty pretensioners that ripped the belts apart in a 35mph event. Basically killed our crash test dummies, which are designed to survive that sort of thing.
I lettered in Marksmanship in High School. We had a shooting range on campus. Graduated in 2009. That shit is all gone, but it didn't end as long ago as you think.
yeah she's fine, just mild concussion
she just had to walk it off
Oh, they still use them, but they're built now so you can't hurt yourself no matter how stupid you choose to be. The one we got could literally flip you onto the trailer mount if you didn't pay attention and wear the belt. Now they put a padded wall in front of the seat higher than the kid's head, and I would assume eliminated the option to not wear the belt.
yeah, waiting a whole ass 10 minutes for the infernal beeping to stop so you can keep driving without the seat belt, yikes
you need to a special kind of stubborn contrarian
passenger: dude... please put the seat belt on, the beeping is annoying as shit and i'm trying to talk on the phone
driver: NO!!! SEATBELT KEK!! I AM STRONK MAN!! I NO NEED BELT!!
at least at 170 you'll most likely be dead before the wreck is even over
yes, low test windshielding
One saved my life in a roll over accident. I was passenger.
Car rolled 3x.
I was not killed or ejected from the vehicle. Pretty good idea. I will be a cuck on this one.
>crash test dummies
fucking flashback
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
not voting yang
Not wearing seat belt is retarded.
FPBP mah nigga.
>dies from someone opening their car door
lol
bikes are peak onions
I use it, I dont want to wreck my car with my head.
BETTER A ALIVE BETA THAN A DEAD CHAD
>Is there anything more beta?
Being ragdolled 20 metres through your windscreen.
maybe all he cares about is preserving his face for an open casket and doesn't care that his neck will look like a slinky when the extra weight leads to an internal decapitation
Yeah
Driving a car instead of a Motorcycle
Ah. The old Earnhardt burial. A very chad way to get put in the ground