G'day lads, what ya drinkin'?
>NSW bushfires burning out of control, schools in Tenterfield evacuated
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>'Depraved and abhorrent' father Richard Haynes, who raped daughter, sentenced to 45 years in prison
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>Dare I say it, /OurGuy/?
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what the fuck is happening in melbourne?
last night there was a gang shootout with one death in roxburgh park.
now about 2 hours ago there is an apparent vehicular suicide about 100 meters away from the scene of the shooting (someone drove directly into a pole at 160kph).
Based
>what the fuck is happening in melbourne?
Its Melbourne...
>Blair Cottrell
fair enough.
60 Minutes under fire for interviewing Katie Hopkins as part of ‘witch hunt’ Meghan Markle segment
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Boy, 12, dead after being trapped beneath car in Hurstville, Sydney
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holy shit. the melbourne northern suburbs crash was also right outside a school at around 3pm..
like he literally crashed into a pole on school property.
the pole actually stopped it from crashing into some students.
this also happened in the biggest muslim area of melbourne.....
sounds like a planned terror attack to me.
Melbourne is the safest city in the world.
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what the fuck does 'liveable' mean?
there is fucking cartel tier murders and bombings happening here on a daily basis now.
>Legalises abortion
>Bushfire destroys their land
What did God mean by this?
Does not affect politicians and boomers. And those in the city.
someone posted this in another thread but just in case you goys didnt see it
dr (((silver))) and dr (((goldstein)))
Based Melbournian
The Economist Intelligence Unit's (EIU) publishes an annual Global Liveability Ranking, which ranks 140 cities for their urban quality of life based on assessments of their stability, healthcare, culture, environment, education and infrastructure.[3]
It doesn't even take into account crime, job opportunity, or affordability kek
>Man who murdered party host during restaurant brawl gets 20 years' jail
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20 years for murder.
>Canberra cafe owner Brendan Baker jailed for 13 years over drug offences
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13 years for drug trafficking. Inderdasting.
>Six teens charged with five robberies in one hour on Melbourne street
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WE
every single time
Say sorry, you cunts
((((((((teens)))))))))
Not many shootings.
Remember when that guy blew up the Australian Christian Lobby in Canberra and then literally nothing happened?
Like clockwork.
WUZ
KANGZ
the mugabe threads that way mate
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Anyone in Syd wanna grab a drink tonight?
SHIET
something seems wrong with this thread. is everyone too busy shitposting in the mugabe sticky?
Reee it's still 27 degrees and it was 35 before can't see thru smoke all gonna die thanks firechan
Based
Fuck jannies too
>We want to help people get off welfare and into work so they can get their lives back on track. Our plan to introduce drug testing for welfare recipients means we’ll be able to help them get off drugs and into jobs.
>The plan is to run the trial for 5000 Newstart and Youth Allowance recipients in Mandurah, Logan and Canterbury-Bankstown.
>neets get drug tested
>lose their centrelink
>interview for a job
>pass
>drug tested
>fail
>???
>Meanwhile Adelaide and Perth are totally fucked and dragging down the nation's economy
why aren't the melbourne stormfags fixing it
ignore this faggot kike
You lads swallowed the gympill yet?
wtf
its 5*c in Canberra and 29*c degrees in Sydney right now.
>tfw no gf
found the ladsoc fag
real question, why aren't you doing anything?
Bomb scene 'forensically gathered' before dawn when it takes hours to clear a simple traffic crash.
Compare to when a WA ex-copper was bombed in Perth when it took 4-5days to pick up all the evidence.
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> =totally not covered up
Suicidal poofter with aids just happens to choose ACL carpark to set fire to his van full of lpg bottles, still alive so sent for psych care
>only altrighters can be terrorists, pooves and dagheads are mentally disturbed and need hugs.
Started again last night after recovering from a ribcage injury, delts are feeling it
im broke so im drinking goon mixed with lime cordial it looks like shrek's piss lol
sloppy job desu
The 'suicidal poofter' was a Sri Lankan national, I'm guessing a Tamil Muslim migrant
>delts are feeling it
Rears?
What did you do to your rib mate?
>cheap wine mixed with sugar
this is going to end well
I'm all for this. Fucking accelerate! Deny the poor any entertainment at all! The Boganwaffen will rise to take back their rights to smoke meth on the dole on day. Fuck treatment, that's way too hard. Let's see that crime rate soar. Oh, they gonna test refugees in welfare? Lemme guess, there's going to be exemptions.
ive tried this before. when i was broke and drinking this shit i just ended up drinking goon straight, adding anything to it made it harder to drink i m o
No actually. What the hell? Memoryhole and half there mate.
Course. Gotta make sure I'm ready to 1v1 million Chang and his friends in a few years.
Yeahnah, you cant expect a söy&cum-guzzling innercity poofter to know how to make a decent vbied.
Same as the Glasgow Airport taxi ragheads who thought setting fire to lpg bottles would make a movie-explosion
>hundreds of ptsd ex-adf diggs commit suicide after getting fucked by dva
Now I'm only surprised that some of those boys dont decide to drive a proper van-ied down to Canberra just like they learned all about in predeployment...
Mids and rears, yeah.
Costochondritis m8, couple of ribs partially separated from the sternum, kept popping out of place, and tearing the connective ligaments. Been out of exercising since May, now easing back into it
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>gay activist
>J Duong
> dong+dung
>mudtunnelling fudgepacking arsebandit
Keks
That's no good, do you know what set it off? Hope you have a speedy recovery mate
someone gets murdered every week, there are 5 million people living there
what brand?
is it really so bad that you need to mix with cordial?
from my experience cheap wine is not that different from expensive one.
Lmao, wow. Can't believe I forgot that. Yeah, no investigation though. No stories about the horrors of gay azn terror squads.
>there are 5 million people living there
Only 1.7m in my entire state
No idea, I hypothesise that it happened when I slept on my stomach on top of a mound of clothes, which pushed my ribs all out of whack.
I've had it for years desu, it comes and goes. I just have to keep stretching and 'popping' out my ribs every few hours to keep the pain away. But Basically cannot train chest at all.
Ayy... I railed and screamed at auspol when it happened... feds don't care cause they covered it up.
sugar free diet rite m8
Jimberoo valley crisp dry white 4.5 litres
The bomb scene only a few hours later.
Not even any scene tape or forensic gridding marks left behind.
>probably because they just scooped the van up in the dark without any actual forensics
The feds don't care because it's only the Christians who were attacked. "They" don't care about Christians.
The burnt Duong-puncher out on bail despite being allegedly suicidal and needing psych care
>oops he suicides so AFP have to close the case
A genuine flaming faggot
Have you had your daily dose of sodium and cancer?
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>domestic terrorism
>welp, better let him out on bail
wew
Didn't he die in hospital? How could be walking out on bail if he were hospitalised?
Nice
Whole empty carpark to 'just suicide' in
Drives right up to door of only building
>totally not deliberate
>high quality AFP investigation
No wonder they suckstart their Glocks so often
The suicide is a tertiary consequence.
My heart breaks if they were white.
cassie d tonight lads
thats the fuckin way bruv u from tassie?
Even the cash ban bill has a clause so that it excludes politicians.
The exemption youtu.be
>excludes politicians...
Gee I wonder why?
yeah boi
Can I ask you guys a question, somewhat unrelated to Jow Forums but related to Aus. I’ve noticed a lot of parings like my parents in Australia, wmaf. I’m genuinely curious as to what drives a white man to seek outside his race. I only ever see 50+ white men with 20ish asian woman (mums 22 to dads 54 when they married).
To cut a long story short, I have a genetic disorder that’s going to be my demise I’ve made peace with that but not with my biological parents. I understand my mum, she’s non-white seeking whiteness, I hate her and don’t speak to her but whatever understandable she wants whiter. But my dad I don’t get, does anyone understand why?
I don’t want replies that say ‘have you seen white women, disgusting’ that’s not a reason to betray your race and my white side accepted me and helped me moreso then my japanese side so no off the fucking cuff remarks on white woman, my white Granny and cousins have kept me feeling alive. I want to understand why my dad before I leave, my Granny says he’s a good man but I don’t see it, I want to know why he thought it was okay to create me, in my agony.
Having chinese tonight cant decide whether I should get honey chicken or sweet n sour pork.
Wat do you reckon lads
>69
Nice. Sweet and sour it is.
Pretty sure Melbourne is China's problem.
Turn off your VPN cunt.
It's because no sane women will fuck them.
They are filthy unwashed animals, if you said "bathe in antiseptic" to them they'd have no fucking idea and it would potentially traumatize them.
Australian white women are mostly shit, that's all there really is to it.
>Now I'm only surprised that some of those boys dont decide to drive a proper van-ied down to Canberra just like they learned all about in predeployment...
It's truly a wonder isn't it.
Probably tunnel vision on the ex rather than the enabler.
CHEAP
PUSSY.
Of course you have no problem with what your mother did.
Not her fault she was a whore that wanted more material goods, right?
Yeah, must be your dad because he saw a cheap deal, far better than the sorry excuses for women over here.
You're shit. Most of them are normal and need good men to take their attention away from social media.
not a vpn
Anyway sending atom energy Melbourne's way
Yes, most of them are normal, but the 'normal' in Australia is shit. Your isolated personal anecdote doesn't refute the wider Australian trend. It doesn't help that most Australian men are shit too and perpetuate the shitness in the women.
dans do a litre of mcguigan black label for like 9 buck. tastes fucking great also what im drinking
It is pretty shit here we should petition the government to add Brandon-Fraseroplasty to the Medicare list.
Unironically looks like our IT guy.
Washedup middleaged boomers either never had a decent aussie misso or got screwed in the divorce, so they went off to Bangkok or Manila to suck cheap piss and fuck cheap gook sluts
>1. They fall in luuurve with some desperate washedup bar-whore who gives them the gf experience fuck to get a citizenship ticket
>2. They deliberately pick an ugly one to be sure it isnt a tarted-up ladyboy with a tucked in dick
Where's that user who banged a tranny and is planning to go overseas?
>fucking saved
kek