Brit/pol/: Vile Cowards Edition

>Make supermarket booze more expensive, says think tank
bbc.co.uk/news/business-49598977

>PM moves political battleground to Scotland
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49599334

>Daily Big Bazza
youtu.be/YyCoAACZMcI

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Just had a shit and its left such a streak down the bowl lads

>>Daily Big Bazza
>youtu.be/YyCoAACZMcI
Caught slinging coke in the wrong club by looks of it

Clean it you tart

>BBC News - Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe ex-president, dies aged 95
bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49604152

Bastard is dead, watch how he's mourned and adored as a hero whilst the horrors of his regime will be sugar coated through out the media, It's a true shame that nothing will change, especially so in Africa
And now what's left? His successor is also a tinpot dictator following the same policies and making a country so bountiful in resources and potential nothing more than a child's plaything for him to act like the hard man.
God Help Zimbabwe, but then again God has clearly Abandoned it so long ago.

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Also that link about Scotland shows how much of a dick Ian Blackford is.
>£160 million for scottish farms
>hurr but it should have been given 3 years ago!!

ThE wIlL oF tHe ScOtTisH PeePlE!
What a fucking insufferable condom filled with mashed potato

Don't understand how Labour think getting an election past Oct 31st means they are guaranteed to win? Boris can just brush it off and say that parliament forced him, it's them against us, very easy win with leavers, as for Labour, Thornberry last night said it all, trying to please southern remainers and northern leavers at the same time, they'll lose, Big Nige will surely step aside this election too, they are having their moment in the sun right now (Labour), it'll all come crashing down I think.

>refuse to use toilet seat
>this happens every time I poo

no regrets

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Hurry up and call the GE already, bongs. I need new election night coverage injected into my veins to survive and the fucking Iowa Caucuses is like half a year away.

Boring post

Soul | Souless

Could the whole exit problem be solved if they just changed the deal to a Northern Ireland-only backstop and put a customs border in the Irish Sea? I know NI unionists would be very upset at needing to pass checks to travel "within their own country" to get to the mainland, but I'm sure they will get used to it and there aren't very many of them relative to the whole UK population anyway. Nobody in England cares what they think.
Here in Malaysia, you do need to pass immigration to get from the "mainland" Peninsular part of Malaysia to the Borneo states across the South China Sea even as a Malaysian citizen, as Borneo states have special privileges relating to the historical agreement that formed the federation. This hasn't caused any problems, even those in Borneo states who support the union and reject separatism don't argue that it should be otherwise.

Fuck off Sturgeon

Like we're going to look at Malaysis for inspiration on what to do. Pfft keep dreaming kiddo

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You guys are gonna have a presidential system soon.

Favourite Crywank song lads?

Its the EU's fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the EU's fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the EU's fault my rents gone up again

It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the EU's fault I’ll never own a home

It's the EU's fault my eldest still live at home past their teens

It's the EU's fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the EU's fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the EU's fault I cant find them good social care

it's the EU's fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the EU's fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

Labour will campaign against their own deal

what did Labour mean by this

Reach for the stars - S Club 7

'ate commies
'ate walkin'
'ate salads

love burgers
love walmart
love karts

>Its
>It's
>it's
Well which one is it?
The fucking state of you.

You eat communists, walking, and you eat salads?

Liar

If the IRA restart the troubles then who will lead Ulster?

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I went to the pub monday night, £4 for a pint of beer.
Place was empty, they used to have pool tables and dartboards, now its gone all trendy with old books in shelves decor.

Pubs were killed not by smoking ban but by removing English bloke pub games like darts.?

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Too many slavs answers most of them questions, Mr copypasta

You helped write our Constitution famalam, the concept of Malaysia was partly your idea.

The crackdown on drinking and driving killed the pub

Daily reminder ;


UK wide By 2030 50% of youth will be invaders.

35% of all people will be invaders.

It's already over.

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BBC are memory holing Rhodesia even existing, they are trying to make it seem like he took over from some other black leader when he drove zim to the ground, and not a white leader

>What happened to prorogation? Thought anything that didnt make it through by today was fucked?

Prorogation is any day between Monday and Thursday next week.

Unironically this kek

>Could the whole exit problem be solved if they just changed the deal to a Northern Ireland-only backstop and put a customs border in the Irish Sea?
It is the most common sense solution but the DUP won't allow it

simple as

What if the EU wanted to make London mart of the free trade area instead of Nireland, which is an economic blackhole. Would you still be fine?

The traditional pub died due to boomers and gen xers failing to continue traditions. They outlawed smoking, raised taxes to subsidise their own standard of living that hit booze. That killed pub games like snooker and darts but also cheap ale and even things like the piano in the corner that people would gather around to sing folk songs. The boomers prefer wine bars where they, men and women, sit around gossiping. The Gen Xers preferred nightclubs and now they go to chain pubs like Wetherspoons.

I noticed this too, and in the 'key dates' it says how white farmers were ousted but fails to mention the grovelling desperation for the return lol

Timmy will never be the same.
The poor guy will barely get off the couch, let alone leave the house now.

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Pubs here you didn't need to drive we had about 15 through town, we now have a spoons and a couple of others .
But the drink culture still died .

Nearly everybody is some kind of health freak now, work is more important than leisure

Youve never met a fucking bogtrotter have you mate. Absolute subhumans, we should just turn the whole shitpile over to porton down for biowarfare experiments imho.

Fuck off Timmy is a mentally ill retard and needs to be in care for his own safety and that of the public.

>And that's a good thing!

Why would they want that? The only reason NI needs to be in the single market is for the GFA to work. It's not an economic land grab, it's a cooperative mutual compromise to keep the Irish peace.

Anglos are trash tier pathetic

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I don't even care about brexit that much, it's so inconsequential to everything really, pakis won't stop pouring in

Into The Oven

Morning lads.
Plans for today?

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You're talking like no deal brexit will inevitably lead to the troubles.

Are you really condoning people blowing up schools again because of a no deal brexit?

lot don't even go out and drink, notice the supermarket drink selection has boomed. Natives and isolated, atomised kulaks waiting for slaughter by Afrocommunists and jihadis. Most don't been know their neighbour let alone capable of any group action. Native ethnic associations are banned in law and we have no ethnofaith to go toe to toe with other tribes. The largest groups we form are immediate families and loose work based social circles.

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Got a dartboard in my house. Great fun.

Work at my well paid job as I'm a wage click. 1 hour commute.

More Boris cringe and LBC.

Also nothing about the massacres between the zipra/zanla factions over power or the fact they were trained/backed by soviets and chicoms respectively. Almost like it wasnt a communist insurgency...

Boris and the rest of the torymongs actually believe in the good Friday agreement though, it's hardly just him

You envy him for having sex

Free Timmy
youtube.com/watch?v=8m646e98-o8

do you guys need a loicense to view these titties?

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Nice strawman, I don't condone any violence, but you're mad if you haven't noticed that NI is still the only place in the UK where the regular police have to be armed.

They did talk about how him and the north Korean army slaughtered the matebes

God politics is boring

Tesco here has 4 aisles dedicated to alcohol sales, in the 80s they had a ciggy and booze booth only.

Gold!
Free Timmy!

£4! A pint of John Smiths is £2

That's why there need to be perpetual election campaigns. Elections are the only fun part about politics until your side's in government with a solid majority so you can dunk on the opposition for years on end by fucking them with legislation.

Destroying local pubs on the estates to stop men meeting and plotting- instead buy it at Tescos and chew the cud in your animal pen, I mean, watch TV at home being emasculated by the missus

You're from Sainsbury's aren't you?

Why do loads of you fucks move to England, then?

FUCK OFF. Its bad enough that Brits worship Timmy let alone having some queer Canuck shitting up threads.

A government isn't worth a walk. Hitler was right about that. They can never legislate, praliemnt paralyses itself over party politicking. Its just the compromise of the six hundred odd. Belgium didn't have a government for a year, the state went on as usual.

He's just having a moment. It'll pass.

Fuck this poster. He's probably a dentist.

Are you brain dead? What the fuck are you on about

One round of three drinks cost me £12 and something..
Won't go there again, it used to be rough and ready with live bands and games.

Now its just sanitised and expensive , why did going out become so shit? If you're a kid or an oap there's loads to do, but aged say 30 to 50 there's really sod all aimed at you.
Probably a huge untapped market there?

Where does Boris go from here? It seems as if he's fucked himself honestly, he's running an election campaign despite there not being an election and trying to force the call for an election through Parliament yet again despite Parliament obviously voting against it, reminds me of May.

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Cheese and pickle, or chicken and sweetcorn?

Most people that age have families now. Used to be they could afford a night at the pub as well. Can't any more with the way wages and prices are.

The only thing I can see him doing is just ignoring the law, or not giving it assent unless labour promise an election

Loads don't though, many genx never had families.
I couldn't afford it every night, well I could but its such a waste of money.

cheese and pickle.

Unlikely, the Queen not giving assent would be unprecedented in all of modern parliamentary history and would spell the end of the monarchy, especially for a controversial bill like this when there's already a discussion around it talking about the end of democracy. And isn't ignoring the bill literally illegal? What'd happen to Boris in that case?

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Why wouldn't he ignore it? What are they gonna do, call an election?

Have you ever known of a privately educated girl (top 10-20 schools) dating, or even marrying, a guy from a working class background?

Legalise guns

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Yeah footballers

I think its illegal

Yes her dad was a teacher at a private school in Europe, she went there my mate went with her for a while, then left her to go back to his white working class exgf.

Posh gf tried to suicide over it, sad affair.

The queen can refuse assent if the PM tells her too, Blair had did the same

>Boy hair

The law doesn't actually proscribe any punishment so fuck knows what would happen

Boris seems severely depressed, ever since the 21 MPs were sacked he hasnt been right and now he brother fobbed him off. He could do something strange, not that it wouldnt backfire spectacularly.

My gf is pretty posh but I wouldn't really call myself working class all though where I grew up was Very working class I have a posh Southeastern accent for some reason

That's what reading books and watching too much QI does to you

Where did you grow up lad?

That was Queen's Consent, not Royal Assent. Queen's Consent only applies to stuff that affects the Royal prerogative, while Royal Assent is the last part of any bill that's given before it passes into law.

Boris getting fined or prison-time for this would be weird.

Boris shooting up parliament when?

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Oh oh oh
She's a posh girl
She likes to spoon after anal
(oh yes she does)
Oh oh oh

You freaks STILL up?
Go to bed.