insider here >drinking sugary pop spikes your blood sugar >insulin is released to bring your blood sugar back down >do this too much too often with spikes too big and congrats you're diabetic >sugar and the spikes it causes also trigger your body to store fat developing obesity dementia alzheimers etc and sugar feeds cancer cells >paper straws require you to chug your drink faster >normally your sugary drink would be consumed over a 10-20 minute meal >lower spikes plus more time for saturated fat in the meal to help lower the intensity of spikes >now consume the same sugar in 1 minute before your straw dissolves >massive sugar bomb dropped into your system like a sugary hiroshima >blood sugar spiking into the heavens >insulin goes crazy >body stores full meal as fat >intense blood sugar drop makes you crave more food and sugary pop >another paper straw sugar bomb >rinse repeat >entire population swamped with health problems >everyone finally votes in universal health care the grasshopper and bug burgers will enhance this by ensuring you stay too weak and brain fogged to see all of this and rebel
It really seems like everything being pushed right now is just being done to piss people off. As if the global kike order is collapsing and all they can do is double down. Putting 20+ years of programming into 3 since Trump got elected.
Before you know it, it would be illegal for white men to talk to single females. The jew overlord will designate trannies for us to fuck while jews, niggers, and muslims will be designated females to reproduce with them.
>Going to McDonald's >Drinking fizzy sugar water WHY?
Luis Edwards
Don't drink soda/pop.
Samuel Perry
>drinking soda in the first place
This is the future you chose. Water, tea, and coffee are the only acceptable drinks.
Caffinated beverages should be limited to one per day, only in the morning, so as to prevent caffeine addiction and ensure that they do not interfere with sleep.
Little changes add up, Jow Forums. Cease consumption of sugared beverages and you will notice a difference.
"Disposable" plastics never should've been allowed to be introduced in the first place and paper isn't any better. If you want to use a straw for whatever gods forsaken reason get a glass or metal one and bring it with you
Cameron Stewart
I’ve been saying this to my friends since he got elected. They’re trying to accelerate their timeline and now people are finally noticing.
Jayden Young
most Jow Forums don't even goto mcdonalds let alone drink that shit...
seems like there should be a way to make a plant based, biodegradable, tube that is flexible enough to not impale you when you final destination your face.
Justin Peterson
>accelerate Agreed. That's why they came up with the false flag and pushed the term "Accelerationism". Shills pretend what he did was a good thing because to them accelerating the Zionist plan is a good thing.
I agree. This ran through my mind as well. I say fuck them and boycott all things kike. Its pretty rewarding when you stick by what you believe even if it means making sacrifices.
Xavier Foster
maybe you human garbage disposals should stop chugging 3 liters of sugar water with every meal
Evan Flores
I thought this was more of their own retardation. > OY VEY! We have to save the trees! Think of the lungs of the earth! Go buy plastic > OY VEY! Plastic is bad and we keep throwing it in the ocean! We need to switch to paper. > OY VEY! Think of the trees the lungs of the earth are burning under evil Balsonaro! Pay more for your bags
Dylan Russell
It's more about what it'll do to the population of the west at large. We are but a small fragment of that population, numerous we appear.
Caleb Davis
Don't drink coke all together you retarded fat fuck. Jesus Christ if you are drinking coke on 2019 you deserve to be culled out of the gene pool.
Justin Adams
>everything is a conspiracy
Fuck off retard
Brandon Johnson
This
Parker Wright
>his mcstraw doesnt last 40 mins the fuck are you doing fellating it? sure they are low quality pulp but they last nearly 1 hour here. those hipster shops that sell more expensive paper straws stay solid till you throw them away.
mc coronarys aint gonna waste profit margins buying good straws are they?
Cameron Morris
imagine being so disgustingly fat and american and not being able to drink a beverage without a straw like a toddler. USE UR FUCKING MOUTH U MOUTHBREATHER RETARDS
Ryder Jenkins
Just drink from the edge of the cup. Or pour your drink into a hydro flask.
Jacob Miller
>not just drinking from the cup user, you must be canadian.
>just being done to piss people off. just one group. white men, the group that's getting attacked daily in the media while still going to work as wagies being yelled at by their bosses all day, slaving away while being blamed for all the world's problems just trying to earn a paycheck to pay taxes to support everyone else and everyone else's social programs.. and all that guy wants at the end of his shitty work day is his treat meal, his one little indulgence on his way home.. and then he's shamed for wanting a straw like a normal human being and the straw he has melts because he didn't drink his pop fast enough.. melts like the career aspirations he had as a child that he can never chase because he's saddled with the world's debt and his ex is demanding alimony and child support for kids that it turns out weren't even his, melts like the dreams of settling down with a loyal sane woman to raise kids in a nice house playing catch in the backyard mowing the lawn and coming home to a warm homecooked meal as he gets reported to HR for smiling at a coworker who didn't think he was attractive, melts like the country he once knew and loved and felt safe in as he sits now in that mcdonald's looking around and realizing he's the only white man in the entire building before he accidentally catches eye contact with some ghetto tyrone dealing drugs in a corner booth who says "AYO SUP U GOT A PROBLEM NIGGA?"
no it's still bad, but faster drinking is even worse. same as alcohol, drinking a bottle of vodka isn't good, but chugging a bottle of vodka in 5 minutes is worse. the faster sugar bombing also triggers cravings for more so you may drink 2 drinks instead of 1 and/or order more food
Arent the straws coated in wax? The cups are paper too and they don't dissolve.
Henry Morris
>I’ve been saying this to my friends since he got elected. They’re trying to accelerate their timeline and now people are finally noticing. this. if hillary had won, securing democratic rule for eternity, and this had all unfolded over a couple generations, no one would have noticed. but they're desperately pushing it all at once >most Jow Forums don't even goto mcdonalds let alone drink that shit... I know and it's good to see all the "wtf are you drinking sugar water for in the first place" common sense that I expected from everyone here, but: >It's more about what it'll do to the population of the west at large. We are but a small fragment of that population, numerous we appear. this is what I'm talking about. obviously most of us are rejecting a lot of these traps, but I'm talking about the overall population. every single user could never spend another dime at mcdonalds for life and they wouldn't even notice
Jaxson Thompson
I was already obese at age ten because my father would let me drink these all day. I didn’t discover “water” until adulthood.
Boomers gonna boom.
Kayden Thomas
How about stop drinking that sugary bullshit with every meal
>water >black coffee >red wine >beer if you drink shit other than that you deserve what you have coming to you. if you eat at these shit food places more than once every 2 months, you deserve what you have coming to you. pic related. a healthy, filling dinner that cost less than a mcDouble
>I thought this was more of their own retardation. that's how it's supposed to look, it's a gish-gallop to keep you always in panic mode and never being able to catch your breath long enough to realize it's intentional. same thing as when you finally escape a crazy ex and you look back and realize that they kept the emotional drama going so high and low over and over that you were always too busy trying to appease them or fix things for them, to realize you were just being abused >Fuck off retard well we all know you bongs are the master of detecting conspiracies and all.. how many tears did you shed when your country threw your hero here the biggest funeral in history after an entire lifetime of having no idea the man in pic related could possibly be a pedophile?
if only they made an artificial sweetener that didnt actually have sugar in it... oh wait they do but popular belief is that diet coke is "even worse for you" bc people will believe anything theyre told. id rather get whatever unknown cancer aspartame causes then be fat and diabetic from sugar. keep in mind the prez drinks diet coke like mothers milk
Jeremiah Peterson
why are people so opposed to drinking water? i buy a gallon of purified drinking water every single morning for 1 dollar and I consume it throughout my day. water is the best beverage.
Nathan Phillips
thanks for using your brain based user
Anthony Morales
i got dietary rules i live by and i have immense self control, so i'll be fine but thanks for the post, maple bro
Michael Stewart
when i drink a big diet coke i always follow it up with water, water is absolutely necessary for health. but god dammit people have a right to drink sweet bubbly drinks that dont give them diabetes without retards telling them "durr aspartame is poison" i promise im not karl rove or whoever it was that got aspartame approved by the fda
Jacob Gonzalez
I literally can't believe how angry morons like you are getting over straws.
Joseph Campbell
>Is this a rant against paper straws or sugary drinks? yes. >How would diet drinks fit in to your green text? they're fine. but diet drinks aren't what most people buy. >Um sorry sweaty but metal straws are dangerous. >give everyone a metal stabbing weapon what could go wrong? >if you eat at these shit food places more than once every 2 months, you deserve what you have coming to you.
>oh wait they do but popular belief is that diet coke is "even worse for you" bc people will believe anything theyre told >don't drink diet coke it's worse for you than normal sugary coke >also consume it as fast as possible with these straws that will also make you crave more of it hmm
Joshua Morales
Based leaf?
Jose Price
>not drinking the refreshing beverage that is unsweet ice tea
Chase Ward
So buy an aluminum straw you fucking poor nigger My parents never gave me soda/pop so i never developed a taste for fizz. Sorry your parents were inattentive turbo niggers and now you’re a diabetes risk.
James Edwards
just take the top off
Zachary Ross
got a little dark there sorry, it's been a long day and my straw melted in my drink
Jordan Brooks
Do you drink alkaline water? Bottled water and tap water are not free of taint
Easton Jenkins
>This new plastic is biogradeable! It dissolves easily! >So put it in your mouth and drinks! This has cancer-spike written all over it
Brandon Lee
diet drinks have been known to ruin the effectiveness of fasting.
>retard dies after falling face first into metal straw >oh no i am falling, better hold onto this dangerous object rather than mitigate damage to myself >METAL STRAWS ARE BAD!!! >1 post by this ID
Anthony Perry
this, another leaf absolutely btfo
Jeremiah Allen
Read the article the retard posted. An old retard tripped and fell onto their cup with a metal straw
Just don’t be a retard you poorfag
Ryder Bennett
I’m sorry for my country. I wish we didnt have stupid people here.
Cameron Russell
Don't drink sugary crap then
Wyatt Campbell
>eating mcdonalds >drinking soda failure
Joshua Baker
>retard dies after falling face first into metal straw just imagine fast food places everywhere full of low IQ ghetto fodder who ALREADY fight constantly, now they're all armed with metal spikes to stab eachother with. all part of the plan goy
Lincoln Bennett
He’s ‘having a treat’
Jordan Thompson
You have to buy aluminum/metal straws They’re about $2 here in canada Don’t worry, you and you gang probably cant afford them
Brayden Cook
>dumb leaf thinks niggers will use metal straws as weapons when a negro knife is just a piece of scrap metal wrapped in tape or a cloth
Jordan Brown
fuck that's one strange redpill but very plausible. Fuck jews
Brody White
>believing the (((US Government))) nutritional recommendations Nigga, obesity wasn't even a thing until the government started telling us what is healthy. Telling us to consume hundreds of grams a day of carbohydrates
carbs make you fat and cause heart disease not fat
Camden Martinez
One more reason to go to Chick-fil-A
Benjamin Parker
why do you need a fuckin straw to drink out a cup, unless you're retarded
Gabriel Turner
>You have to buy aluminum/metal straws >They’re about $2 here in canada >Don’t worry, you and you gang probably cant afford them quit noticing you're a slave, just work extra hard and you won't get whipped as bad duh
you've so completely accepted your conditioning that it doesn't even occur to you to question the system, all that you're concerned with is how to be the best slave inside the system they gave you.
Ayden Sullivan
>the virgin straw >sucking on a little dick in public >employee probly forgot to give a straw, forcing them to beg >keeps head down while drinking
>the chad sippy cup >like sucking on a tit >brought your own cup, but paid for the volume you’re getting >chug it up in the air so everyone can see
Jackson Rivera
>sugar feeds cancer cells
kill yourself retard
Luis Peterson
>it's the material of the straw that causes me to be a fucking fat useless diabetic faggot! How about stop eating fast food you fat fuck
