Never forget the 6 gorillion cookies

He left out that it takes about 2 hours to bake each cookie.

At the temps needed to operate those ovens, they would have needed to replace the bricks every 3000 uses, essentially having to rebuild the whole oven.

How many is a "batch"? Without this number the question is impossible

It takes quite a bit to bake a cookie, basically they would use coal which was in limited supply and the records of all coal supply/movements in Sesame Street survived the war.

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you guys know that nobody has ever claimed thar 6 million people were cremated. please stop misrepresenting holocaust "consensus". youve all seen the pictures of mass graves and open air burnings. this was not a scientific operation, it was a desperate mass murder before the whole war ended and allies showed up. consider that modern cremations literally burn bodies and bones to ash which takes a long time. the victims of the holocaust were cremated as fast as possible, not long enough to burn the bones which were crushed in a mill. and i know some retard will be like hurr u expect us to believe a bone crushing machine? yes i do theres photos of it and its a really simple piece of industrial machinery, basically a gravel crusher. i know this post isnt going to stop the retardation here but please try to learn facts before you go out and embarrass yourself.

holocaust? this is about cookies, bro

>3,153,600
That explains why the number has been revised to 4 then 5 and then 6.
But still, for that you'd need to get cookies shoa'd right from the begining in 1939.

>victims of the holocaust
Stopped reading right there

any human being that doesnt have their head up their asses is an antisemite. KIKE

>KIKE
stopped reading right there

>as fast as possible

That sort of medium rare cremation is not possible as a time saving method since the bulk of the time in cremation is burning off the water. So not finishing from 90% dehydrated corpse makes no sense.

At that rate fill in an abandoned quarry with bodies and put a landfill on top of it.

never forget the six gorillion cookies

ooooooo you said kike

It's Friday evening, shouldn't you be drunk at a Taco Party in Bodo?

Can you stop talking about your religion in my baking thread?

just read it "those killed in german-run camps between 1941-45" you stupid faggot. most of the dead went to mass graves, some mass graves were burnt in open air burnings, sometime crematoria was used. you fucking retards saying "6 million werent cremated" is arguing against something nobody ever said was true. i know the holocaust is used as a cheap emotional tool like every other mass casualty event (see 9/11) but you have to look past the 1-sentence summaries to find the actual facts. people always say "omg 3000 dead on 9/11" are you going to accuse them of fabricating 9/11 because the actual death toll was slightly less than 3000 and people just round up because people are dumb and lazy?

You get banned for this but you can literally write all white people should die.

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they did make landfills of bodies, which is why there are so many pictures of piles of pale dead bodies and only a few of crematoria etc. mass graves was 100% the preferred way, esp in shithole areas german went to to round people up like the balkans. they still find old mass graves all the time. such is life *le sigh*

I’ve never seen cookie monsters oven, nor have a seen a single piece of evidence that Cookie Monster bakes them himself!
Sure... he dunked a few here and there and put them in his cookie jar, away from the Strudel and Pferrnuse but he kept them none the less

Based bro

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what if it was lots of little baby cookies because he's especially evil?

Yeah those cookies have been found to be Russian not Cookie Monster Cookies

Hey man, you might be new but this is a Christian Baking thread. Please go to /b/ if you’re going to troll. I’d hate to see you get banned for something this silly

There'll be tacos, but no Bodo, burgerfrien

Don't forget the amount of cookies claimed also assumes peak oven performance with no downtime, which given the circumstances is virtually impossible.

Dude no one is talking about the fucking hall of cost

Have you ever been to Hammerfest? I kinda want to go there before I die.

Most of those photos were allies disposing of the prisoners of war they abused to death.

Totally worth it

On the Eastern fronts not Western. Those are newer ones that you are talking about not the ones surrounding the death camps

This is so fucking retarded, not all of the 6 millions Jews were pushed to the ovens, millions were killed by Eizengrupen in Eastern Europe, some were buried, some were burned and some were cremated, the Holocaust did happen get over it you brainlets

No, but everyone that has been there says it's depressing and boring. Why do you want to go there?

Death camps?! For Cookies???
What are you on about. There’s only evidence that Cookie Monster had his ovens in the east. His cookies jars were in the west— it’s a well known fact

Jews?
I’m sorry user but you’re reading into this, maybe some Jewish shame for cutting the tips of little boys penises off?

ah?

I have a fetish for the Nordic Arctic Circle.

Sounds like a band: Death Camp for Cookies

go away grover

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If you don't know, you need to report back to your supervisor for further training.

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Darkness 24/7 in winter is complete aids desu

Because smart phones killed OC

Based

>Darkness 24/7 in winter is complete aids desu
That's actually my idea of heaven, fren.

You fucking anticookiemetic asshole..

You realize how many citizens of Sesame Street had lampshades make of cookies? Or how many cookies had their chocolate chips forcibly removed and melted down into bars of chocolate?

You deserve your fucking ban. I can't even with you right now.

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Do you guys have any good recipes with wooden ovens? Everything I try to make does not work since the heat escapes rather easily.

15x4x24x365x5= 6 million

So yes.

>Nazis killed innocent people during war, therefor Hitler wanted to exterminate the Jews.
You have no power here JIDF.

About half of the 6 million died in camps. The other half died to various causes like summary execution, starvation, or disease outside the camp.

So what you're saying is that they didnt take 6 years to kill 6 million in concentration camps but did most of it as a last ditch effort when the country was absolutely wrecked. Youre trying to convince us that they had the manpower and resources to do this and fight on 2 fronts.
GTFO with this bullshit.

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Ok Im sold, how do I send money to Israel?

for years and years, that was the story, now you are changing it because you are finally accepting that the numbers don't work. when will you accept that many of these photos of piles of dead bodies are people dying from disease and starvation due to the total destruction of infrastructure due to the bombing campaign. it was war, evil shit happens!

>Math is hate speech

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True story

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I thought it was illegal to test the grounds for graves because of some religious thing

Your leaders lie to you. They do it constantly, they believe its a good thing. That if they lie to you because the effect of you believing the lie is beneficial to them, is a moral and just thing. They make no guarantees and offer no concessions when wrong, they are only looking out for themselves and the international banks they work for.
The elites realized that people under national socialism would have real power and agency and would resist a globalist one world communist slave government.
They knew people wouldnt want to serve Zog for its greed alone, so they came up with a disgusting lie to force public opinion and later legislature to frame Nazis as comic book villain evil. The people running this deception dont care about jews or saving the world, they care about money and power, thats it. Emotional manipulation through blood libel white guilt mass hysteria mass hypnosis to debt slave western civilization into degenerate destruction is just business to these psychopaths.

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>open air burnings and graves
They were burning the bodies of typhus and startvation victims(caused by allied bombing) and anyways we're talking about cookies not kikes