So anons, i just tried to apply at NSA & CIA. Shit asks for you to log on to their system to do so. Im kinda freaked out a bit. How do you apply for something you're not a part of yet if you need a login and pw to their systems? Should I give up? Should I be scared? Any advise on exactly how I apply for a position where you already need to be a part of it? I have NO security clearance. But, spent a good 1,000+ hours going through the 2016-17 wikileaks dumps...it's fun to me, I went through over 13,000 emails, by myself, and I HAVE to know if I have what it takes...or even if they are interested. Please help a pepe out. Positions im interested in are analyst and psyops. How the fuck do I apply for something...without a login or pw to do so?
Applying at NSA/CIA problems
Connor Ramirez
Luis Peterson
could it be you were at the wrong site for a general application? maybe you ended up on a site that is meant for existing employees to apply for another position inside the agency.
Austin Cooper
No
cia.gov
I could teach them a thing or 2 about methodology as well...
Oliver Lee
>posts on pol
>can't figure out a login page
How have you supported yourself this far in life without working for the CIA?
Dominic Davis
Bartending. Will say though comparative to the money they make...I was making more as a bartender. It's not about the money
>Avg 65k+/year MINUMUM...bartending
Bentley Sullivan
*minimum
Andrew Nguyen
sorry user but you are too retarded for the CIA
there is literally a video explaining step by step how to apply for the job
Jace Jones
Ohhhhh??? Here...you teach me.
cia.gov
>This is the portal the app page takes you to
cia.gov
Let me know how that works out for you...
Josiah Parker
Here you go
the page has a "how to apply tab" that redirects you to an index of instructional videos:
cia.gov
including this one:
m.youtube.com
Matthew Robinson
Aiden Jackson
Thank you :^) See, that wasn't so complicated was it?
Jack Fisher
I think the problem is, you have to CREATE a login/pw to even apply. I see now. Still freaks me out a bit, but whatever...I have to know
Logan Green
I'm not the one that had problems with it sooo...
William Harris
Good luck and make sure to not post the results. We’re watching.
Justin Baker
Didn't know you had to create a profile...just to apply.
>Advise #2
Should I put im from Jow Forums? Also, the larp name? I mean, I KNOW they already know EVERYTHING about me. I refuse to lie ESPECIALLY to them, you gotta go through a poly and psych
>which both, they 'may' be confused about a few things...but I'd like the chance to clarify a few things.
Im just not sure if I should include either the troll name...or Jow Forums on the resume. I DO hear it will help a bit, especially the amount of time i've been here.
I know. I wouldn't. And you'd never know the results anyway...i don't feel like dying anytime soon ;)
Juan Gomez
I dont think they care about you being active on some political forum
wouldn't mention it if they dont ask because the hr will defo not hire you though
Dylan Ortiz
I imagine you working for the CIA.
>time spent on /pol 15 hours a day
>push "democratic values" (left wing propaganda)
>demonstrations in HK or Russia are about to start
>profit
William Myers
They want you to hack your way in to prove how badass you are. Government types love that sort of initiative. After your prison sentence, you will probably be first in line.
Anthony Fisher
Thank you again. Your advise is helpful. But, im 100% positive when they review my REAL name...they're going to be like oooooooohhhh shid, Hitler is applying XDDD I know they have a profile with sooooo much incorrect shit on it waiting lol. In a weird way, I hope I get the chance to at least answer a few questions they may have for me. Even if I don't get hired, just for clarity, they 'may' view things differently after hearing my side and understand that that profile is 100% 'inaccurate'. Truth is, people see what they seek to see...I just exploit that *shrugs*. If you want to see a rayciss, you will. If you want to see intelligence, you will. It's ALL a troll XDDD
Sounds like fun, as long as they'd let me troll people at the same time. I do it for free right now. Just, not the democrat bullshit. But, i'd do it...as long as I knew the result was going to be a positive shift away from the bulllllllshit.
Lulz
>Haxxor the CIA/NSA
>A: Not happening
>B: Die within 30 seconds, brain microwaved
>C: Can't get a job if ded
Good job user. Showing that analytical thinking again I see...
Lucas Campbell
In my country people believe the left wing media from overseas (Euronews, CNN, BBC, etc). I know it sounds awful b-but it works.
Everyone wants "liberty"especially those people who live in shitholes.
Robert Price
And i'd donate my left nut (the smaller one) to be a part of what destroys that. And, I could too ;)