He's an ADDICT

>All drugs are bad except my favorite

Reduce caffeine intake. Stop making it so strong. Stop drinking it all day. You were healthier back before, when you didn't do this.

stimulants make you see more clearly you fucking faggot. its why they drug test for Mensa IQ tests

>caffeine is based
yikes

>spidurrrr ar uhffected by chemcal the same waey ass humonz

dumbass retarded stupid retard

It's brain cancer, you're going to die.

Coffee is the muslim drink

White men consume chocolate milk in the morning

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>human and spider anatomy, neuro-chemistry, and cognition is in any way similar

Okay.

dairy industry propaganda

It probably is. I smoke and drink an energy drink a day. Getting the same thing. I have to work almost everyday though. Without this boost, it's hard to keep up.

Thank you webmd.

>muh dairy industry

In france, everything about dairy products is legit

not my fault you got cucked by big industries

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This is true, humans do not move via hydraulics the way a spider does,

Lol literally all of the smartest people in the world drank coffee and it increases cognitive function, you guys are such fucking faggots it blows the mind. I'm sorry you're a child and grossed out by the taste of bean water

caffeine has a positive effect if you know how to use it properly

>Caffeine is good for you

it is healthy in some ways, some times. but there is a price.

the price is unrealistically optimistic picture of the world (complacency) and higher stress levels + higher blood pressure.

war is coming soon. if you can't perceive it because of caffeine-induced complacency, that's bad. if you're already stressed out on caffeine, then additional stress of the war will make it even worse. plus, in a time of social breakdown, caffeine supply will dry up. now you have to endure caffeine withdrawal at the same time you're worrying about how to survive.

drop the crutch, free your mind

>t. unweaned fully-grown adult mammal

can you do one on heroin and the rest of the common drugs?

>t. lactose intolerant shitskin

>ignorant of the global dairy industry propaganda boom post world war

>weed makes a better web than caffeine

I tolerate it fine, I eat cheerios w/ milk like every day.

Dogs die if they eat macadamia nuts.
Certain birds eat highly poisonous bugs and secrete the poison.
Bears hibernate.
Scorpions eat their young if they fall off their back.
What does it all mean?
We aren't spiders brainlet.

> be me
> drink coffee sometimes to take lunch taste off my mouth
> feel no difference whatsoever
I never understood how people can get more "awake" by drinking caffeine
Do you need to drink a gallon of the stuff to see the difference?

This. Fucking slide thread.

Caffeine web is more efficient but looks worse

billions of shitskins around the world are not lactose intolerant

you have bought industry memes

>it also produces an unrealistically optimistic picture of the world, because of dopamine/serotonin
t. person who doesn't drink coffee. I'm as blackpilled as I always am whenever I drink coffee.

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>produces an unrealistically optimistic picture of the world
im fucked

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wrong. dopamine/serotonin give you an unrealistically rosy picture of the world. seeing clearly requires no chemical adulteration

this and the fact that our brains are nothing at all like spider brains.

milk is for babies. cow milk is for baby cows

>drinking coffee as a palette cleanser
It always leaves this goop in my mouth that tastes like piss.
But yeah, the only time I've ever been woken up by caffeine is from energy drinks.

>It always leaves this goop in my mouth that tastes like piss.
because you put cream in your coffee like a dumbass

>anti-coffee shitposter is back
Can you please kill yourself?

I drink it black

>White men consume sugarized bovine lactate.
Uh, no.

oh, then youre probably drinking piss, not coffee

>can you walk without a crutch, user?
You can walk instead of owning a car and driving. Doesn't mean that ewould be preferable.
>caffeine addiction prevents you from seeing the world clearly.
It doesn't.

>all these caffeine addicts rationalizing their crutch

I drank caffeine once upon a time. there is a time/place for it, but not forever and especially not before a war.

also, tea > coffee

lmao

see

I really hate feeling better about the work ahead of me each morning when I have a coffee. It's so much better to be miserable throughout the whole day

Complacency but also the optimism that your plans might actually work and the motivation to start working towards them.

>I'm going to just stay addicted and slowly kill myself because nobody will give me a hug

Yeah so these drugs don't have the same effect on insects as people. Insey actually use dopamine to trigger traumatic memories (i.e. fire hot) for starters. Even if they did work the same way, these stimulants would literally make them feel so bad they'd never touch the substance again .

Spiders? Spiders are for babby. The water is conscience
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