How many times did he practice this in the mirror?

>"You're so photogenic, Carl"
>"The kids will love this, Carl"

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Damn you look presidential Carl.

Kek

How’s Carl make his money these days? Is he still married to Lucy, or did she leave him when his hipster welfare ran out?

low effort bong
>in all fields

Is there a pic of the wench he's married to?

Who the fuck is this and why should I care?

Reminder to sage e-celeb shilling threads

no im going to bump it. always do the opposite of what kikes say

Dont smash your oun testicles with a hammer

Seconded, although you shouldn't put to much emphasis on looks as some of the best based natural motherly women I've been with are 5 out of 10. Currently with a 6,2 ginger Irish girl, we have 2 kids and she is obedient and loyal. She knows her place cos she deleted faceberg and all social media and only does things wen she has permission especially when it comes to our kids. God over man, man over women, women over child. I've honestly never seen someone so dedicated and hard working but I got lucky I suppose. You just have to exert dominance early on and if they are not willing to except it then they aren't a true woman but a product of this sick and twisted society fren

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i dont own a hammer or i would have done it

you guys have already used that trick on the trannies

Don't stop breething until you sufocate goy that would realy hurt israel

Stop copying us

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>changed flag to nazi flag
you literally cant die from holding your breath. i thought kikes were trying to give the appearance of having non-sandnigger IQ levels?

I hope you treat her nice tho... Mine is conservative, and mildly obedient but only in a sensible manner. There's no reason for us to go sharia.

Sharia is just the natural In all honesty m8. Although I think as my grandfather always told me (the only good Arab is a dead one) we should have our own version just like we used to in the west cos women are getting beyond their station. Islam is great as long as it stays within its borders and so was western society b4 it became inflamed by foreign opinion and retoric which our children believe to be the norm cos its all they've known hence its become negrified

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based black man

This OP strikes me as a form of sargon derangement syndrome.

>weird speculations about what's happening in his daily life
>speculations about his state of mind
>hyperfocus on a single, relatively uneventful moment of his life for seemingly no reason

I don't watch his videos, but calling journalists smear merchants to their faces was great

Holy fuck she is a smokeshow

Checked and yh pilled I wouldn't go so far as to attribute a name to it like tds but he does get under the nose of some cunts even if he is controlled op, search his YouTube vids by mention of Israel or jews...... Nout

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>Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Republic of Great Britain, Mr. Carl Benjamin!

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