Say something nice about India's rocket crashing

all the competent people moved to the USA

Or Brampton

Brief me please

Checked the landing live stream and I'm not 100% sure it crashed..."the data is being analyzed" live stream chat of poos is half and half successful / crashed.

youtube.com/watch?v=7iqNTeZAq-c

the other live stream at the top right has the live chat. No speeke poo tho...

Sorry poos...looks like some good pics tho. Try try again. Don't give up!

I mean, if the goal was to turn the moon into a designated shitting celestial body, then I'de call this a win.

These guys say success

youtube.com/watch?v=lqQe7WsFVQg

but on first live stream someone is speaking poo and I have no clue what he's saying.

Why no indians in this thread?

Well, if you hadn't bought parts from Schlomo ben Shekelstein - it might have worked.

Sorry.

Watching the press conference and I am blown away at how polite all the Indian kids are to Modi. Holy shit the USA sucks donkey balls. Our kids are fucking monsters in comparison.

They might not poo in loo but they're polite.

FUKINA how long has it been since I've heard any American adult addressed as "Sir".

>d I am blown away at how polite all the Indian kids are
>They
>t.Pajeet

remember, superpower by 2020.

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The moon stays white.

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They tried!

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>memefag is below nigger level

I think it got btfo long ago, or maybe there never even was a moon lander from the start.

>poos trying to fake their very own moon landing.

That's a tough one OP.

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Reincarnation of the satellite when?

Sounds familiar!

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youtube.com/watch?v=lqQe7WsFVQg

in this stream is the Modi press conference. Tune in to see how respectful people are. I'm more shocked about seeing that than a poo tried to moon the moon.

Americans are way more polite. You need over 9000 politeness not laugh at this retard openly

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WANT TO PUT POO ON MOON, YOU GET FUCKED IN ASS

Did poo get stuck in the fuel tank again?

If you were an Indian satellite you'd kill yourself the first chance you had, too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WANT TO BUILD UTOPIA ON EARTH, YOU GET SHOT IN HEAD

No shit, had one of those robo spam calls where you can press 1 to be transferred to an actual call center over there where they try to collect all your credit card info and had the guy convinced I was looking for my card for 15 minutes before his supervisor came over, realized what was going on, and said "fuck you, sir" and hung up.

Apparently one of the maintenance staff left one of the hatches on the rocket open when it launched and it exploded half way up.

>the rest of the world
Dude like a dozen countries out of hundreds could have a space program. Shitskins can't even build a car, let alone a space ship

Yet India is 4th largest car producer before Germany

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I bet it was Indian assembly of those parts

>If not for all these countries better than India, India would be the best
You don't say.

Learn to code.

Is it true, Jow Forums?
Did Pakistan shoot down the Indian space cruiser?

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Thanks to their sacrifice, we now know how shit splats on the moon.

Aliens did this

> Be Indian
> Be poo in loo all life
> Grow up to 40+ yo
> Be part of SCATSAT mission, in charge of descent algorithms and control
> Be on mission control, happy for your country
> Needs to take a poo in loo, trying to look like a civilized person and go to the bathroom instead of pooing in front of mission control desk
> Code fails and while you let your shit our, your country goes to shit
> Get back from bathroom, see that mission failed
> Big poo boss still gives you a high five, because you achieved the first piece of garbage in moon, in order it to become the next Ganges river
> Go home and take another shit, looking up to the sky and see the moon as a big white piece of poo
> Cry in silence while your family cow takes a shit by your side

Being a poo is sad

Anyone one that has ever worked with poos knew something like this would eventually happen. They think that they are great programmers that are only capable of writing spectacular code, so they only do two shitty tests and send their spaghetti to a production environment. Then the crap appears and the company has to send the SWAT to clean all their mess

wait... it really crashed?
ROFL
I thought Jow Forums was just shit posting and trolling.

Officially they've just "lost contact."

They're living up to expectations

Why of course I poo in the loo, Im white like you. ;^)

The last speed recording, at about 2km away from the surface, was of 220 miles per hour.
F

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I physically can't. They are too poo in loo.

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This

I noticed that too, they were quite prolific on these threads trying to dab on the USA then when the mission failed they all disappeared.

Also, I hope you guys get some more spacecraft up and running. Space is lonely without you Ivan.

>US proved its possible to land on the moon with pre-gameboy tech
How the fuck do you crash in this day and age?

Try again Pajeet. It's alright.

>Indians littering in space

>"sir"
lol go to biz thats how they all talk. its how you distinguis a shitskin shilling a scam.

>"hello sir, are you interested in investing bitcoins 10% a day profit trading sir?"
>"helo? pls answer sir thank you"

You'll get em next time. I was rooting for you guys like hell.

Tricky business, moon landings! No worries! You guys got this!

Every poo is sad today. We've managed to build toilets for everyone and we'll build one on moon, no matter how many times we fail.

This. Thanks man

I can never like Indians after I found out theyre the same blood as pakis.

You don't have to like us pasta nigger. Sandocan Master race.

Patajeetism will rule the world

>We managed to build toilets for everyone
You lie, poo.

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MISSION FAILED: WELL GET EM NEXT TIME

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_and_union_territories_ranked_by_prevalence_of_open_defecation

That's outdated my cumskin friend. We've learned to shit institutionally.

>Imagine being newly potty-trained by UNICEF in the year two-thousand-and-nineteen.

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It sure was nice that rocket crashed

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Oh no! Somebody call tech support!

Indians have succeeded in polluting both Earth and Moon.
Shitskins are a moronic horde, who allowed them to shoot anything into the atmosphere?

Shouldn’t have outsourced the software to the 737MAX developers

Hello, My Name Is Jeff.

Surely they asked your space center, Ghypponistan

UNICEF dindu shit. We had to spend Billions of our own money. Well no shit, what else do you expect from a third world shit hole.
At least we are trying to make it less shitty every day.
Don't even try to imagine how difficult it is to be a poo, it's like playing Vice City without any cheats.
And that Vice City is full of people who are 1 Gene away from turning into apes.
And both Muzzrats and Chinks wants to kill us, and anyone who's been on Internet thinks that we are low IQ, disgusting shitskins who rape a girl as soon as they see her.
And when we try to do something good and it fails, we are reminded that we can never achieve anything because we are low iq disgusting shitskins.
Another Sad day in the life of poo.

>le moon landing conspiracy
Literally flat earth tier

Completed its mission

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Leave space to the USA

Hello sir, we are call today, due to the system is needing your credit card number, for the Windows Company operation, sir