Brit/pol/ - Paradigm Shift edition

>Tory MPs in coup to make Boris Johnson boot out hated advisor Dominic Cummings
>EXCLUSIVE: A coup could take place at soon as tomorrow, as group set to approach the chief whip, Mr Johnson’s parliamentary private secretary and the PM himself
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-mps-coup-make-boris-19845342

>In other “this is all perfectly normal” news, former chancellor Philip Hammond is threatening to sue the Tory party....details to come soon....
twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1170441882096349189

>Boris Johnson wants a Supreme Court battle over whether he can defy the rebel law demanding a Brexit extension
twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1170437249072320512

>Nigel Farage tells the Sunday Times the Brexit party will not stand candidates against the 28 Tory Brexiteers who opposed May’s deal - and anyone else who vows not to back any deal
twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1170435422247366657

>Amber Rudd quits the cabinet telling Sunday Times that Johnson’s purge is “political vandalism” and “an assault on decency and democracy”
twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1170429974542770178

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M E L T

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Gay cock bitch BREXIT Tory Boris Where Tim? Is Eddie really that small dirty faced brown girl tv what percentage Cummings dimensional chess Pepe!

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BRACE YOURSELVES FOR LAFFS, BOYS

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>Tories become more and more like the Brexit Party
>purge all remainers
>go up in the polls
Who woulda thunk it?

>melt
maybe it's code for something, some brilliant cummie plan

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Anyway to edit Doms head on this?

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Dating a porn actress must be the only thing more cucked than having a daughter

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he's dumb and boris is a pussy. he'll be gone by wednesday.

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When Whitehall is ashes, then you have my permission to resign.

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This guy is unhinged, planning to liquefy anyone who opposes him.

Based.

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Can Boris refuse to return a comissioner to the EU and get us kicked out?

>Philip Hammond next Wednesday

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>remainers face when

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fucking wat

Based tomorrow paper posting

>neoliberal liquefies anyone opposed to him
And?

No
Soft porn is tolerable
If she does any cock scenes it's over

>The legal advice from
MATRIX
chambers

kek

Cummings is without question the single most interesting man in the UK right now. His name is reverberating through the houses of parliament like he's Voldemort

You do know who works at matrix chambers? Cherie

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>His name is reverberating through the houses of parliament like he's Voldemort
so, not at all?

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*bzzz* *bzzz*

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>Soft porn is tolerable
No it isn’t ya cuck

redpill me on dom cum

The one call tory ministers dont want to recieve

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Is he, dare I say it, more powerful than the Bogs?

T H E
N O R F
R I S E S

its a sign

Mr. Cummings, your work is appreciated.
Please continue to phase 9.

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Graun really going for the brit/pol/ audience

>Carole Cadwalladr on Dominic Cummings
hot

HAPPY

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>the foothills of the chaos

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Where can I volunteer for service?

Will the army be on our side?

brain can barely fit in his head lads.

Oh shit
I can't vote for a lefty comfy Scandi-style democratic socialist party because the fucking Blairites and Liberals continue to infect everything
>Muh people's VOTE
Femi will be cumming everywhere and Milbank Tower will be the epicentre of more careerist liberal wankery strategums

I await seeing them in my departments in the civil service
Bell ends

it's fucking happening

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Gove is literally mobilising them to bash lefties in mate.

they've just been cummed

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I never said she was wife material you unabummer

F
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P U R G E
A L L
T R A I T O R S

CUMM'D

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The civil service must be shitting themselves, as he wants to completely reform it and hire actual competent people. I think it was a secondary reason behind having the leaker escorted out by armed police, he getting them to all fall in line

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paint

>tfw when Cherie tried to argue mortgage tax relief being removed for landlords drunk on credit was unlawful and she didn't even get the case heard

Excellent. If anyone needs me to set up an offshore tax scheme to avoid EU regulations, ect, let me know.

Happy to help the cause in anyway I can

>British union of faragists

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This is your chance
I'm applying as we speak

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Why is the Regent cruise ship I’m on staffed entirely with Philipinos? My maid says she isn’t going home for 8 months. I’m tipping her a fatty 100

BUF
BUF
BUF

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What do you use to edit images? Is paint.net good?

Schizophrenics

Cringe inducing

his brains is so massive it's literally warping the space around him

Into a gif?

Housing user?

Start melting 2ps.

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Imagine if this election shit was one big bluff so labour are not focusing on other shit

what's the present normie consensus? I can't imagine how anyone is blaming Boris for what is clearly irresponsible sabotage by the opposition.

huh?

you can't handle divine providence

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I'M CUMMMINNGGG

>"Hilary was always a disappointment; Ever since he became friends with David, Ralph and I have never forgiven the both of them"

Tony also killed 1 million Iraqis and got Eddie sectioned

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>trying to meme a bunch of liberal civnats as being fascist
Are there any real people here?

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that is absolutely horrendous lad

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He usually posts with a paki flag

Neither did I, also not an argument

BREAKING: Barry Stanton to be appointed to the cabinet to replace Amber Rudd

For what?

js this it? have the Ancients returned in the form of Dom?

Were the Crystal Skulls in Peru his early prototype form?

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based tbqh

Tony Blair
DID IT ALL

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he was a pure class larper unfortunately

so why are all of you buzzing about this news, yet r/ukpol are also buzzing about this news? who is right and who is coping?

>I’m tipping her a fatty 100
that better be your cock

>Schizophrenics
The word you are looking for is apophenia. Explain this then

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>Go out with fit woman
>She works starring in many soft core porn films
>She is one of your girlfriends in rotation.

Can't see a problem

youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M
>The zoomers in this thread will never know the comfiness of the Blair years
Everything was mortgaged on the future but it was comfy.

>imagine if it's one big triple bluff, where Cummo is making the election look like a target because he wants them to think something else is afoot, but really he wants them to do a third, entirely unrelated thing.

Cummings is a neolib cosmopolitan technocrat, dont know everyone here wanks him off so much

That’s because you’re a cuckold.

Civil Service jobs.
Because you wankers don't apply I'm left on my own dealing with absolute dregs of middle-class toff scum in my teams

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brexit papers signed
don't like it you know where the door is