IT'S HERE!!! THE ICE AGE STARTS THIS WINTER!!!

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Good.

FIMBULWINTER

Isnt the sun going into a solar minimum right now?

What's the point of even opening that road? It will be covered by an avalanche.

Bad news. This is real.

As a tow truck driver, this is great news. $$$

Daddy needs a new dirtbike

IS THIS TRUE WINTERCHAN?

Cool.

The grand solar minimum is here.

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>BUT MUH GLOBAL WARMING

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BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ILLEGALS

Great now I have to buy a truck in order to get to work to replace my Jap Cuckmobile

Buy your winter clothes NOW not later.

calm down kyle

Offer your support to Winter-chan, white man!

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Yes. Think river Thames freezing over like back in the 1600's

Full employment.

Am I finally gonna get a decent snow day in West TN? Fucking finally, I can say my day got ruined by a 3"er that isn't my dick!

Wintaz commin'

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Oh fuck gore was right

Yotsubas getting comfy

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Australian harvest 16 percent down on the 10 year average, soon they will eat the insects as this is all caused by evil carbon molecules.

Im not kyle so this implies there are others like me? Others know this pain?

I don't mind snow but I really hope it isn't cold, I'm tired of working outside in -40c.

Gonna have to fire up the old ET and crack a few Busch's

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the virgin mr plow vs the chad plow king

Black people can't handle snow?

obviously, youre not a golfer

Cool!

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Australia used to be a net exporter of food...not any more...US is having worst crops in forever this year. China is triple fucked because of weather, army worms and swine flu. If you're not stocking up on food before the normies realize shit is problematic and researching how to grow next year you're not gonna make it.

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the taxpayers have to pay so the ski resorts get to make their profits

-44f = -44c

Yeah and the Farmers almanac us based off the sun. They predict the weather generally A FUCKING YEAR in advance.

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Gooks buy farms but can't work the land like the farmers with 5 generations of experience, My tomatoes were up 8% on last years total gross income

Had to do the same. Had a van and a Subaru. Subaru does pretty well in snow, van was shit. 4x4 truck user. $100 in gas to fill up, but you laugh at snow as you throw the cash out the window.

good hopefully the shitskins will fuck off

nope enjoy your warm weather

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hello al gore what are you doing in Switzerland?

Weather manipulation is real. Chemtrails contain barium, aluminum and strontium, which are used by devices like HAARP to manipulate the globe. Boats are burning off bunker fuels to cause these events.

youtube.com/watch?v=v4goaiUBzRY

Global warming has always been a myth.

Kek, at least you cant get peroines with a dick that short.

You know I'm just gonna send it

>Once soon a time there was a village known as the North Jow Forums. And inside this village we’re many busy fingers pressing keys and getting ready for the winter happenings. The world was getting colder as the last summer suns were setting and all the while the/pol/acks, as they were known, were getting comfy. They knew, unlike the rest of the world, that the great winter happenings of 2019/2020 would take the world as a winter storm. But they would be prepared. Comfy in their chambers, wrapped in flannels and drinking hot chocolate, they would scan their webs for the moment of the great winter happening.

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I thought it was the "Polar Coaster" this year. Can they at least try and get their normie weather fear terms consolidated I can sell some t-shirts?

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Do Southwest next! Plsssss

He pulls off the Hitler stash so slyly. Fucking send it.

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Well in Trump's America, what do you expect?

Eat all the dicks.

The chad flatbed vs the virgin wrecker

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It's been going into minimum all year

remember folks theres no such thing as bad weather only bad clothing
get yourself these items and you too can be comfy in -20 f
rabbit fur hat
turtle fur balaclava
kinco pig skin gloves/mits
wool socks
gore tex/leather boots
comfy fleece sweatshirt
primaloft jacket
water resistant shell
water resistant snow pants
flannel long johns
sweatpants
total price is gonna be about $500 but its definitely worth it

From snow belt. 120in of snowfall yearly. Give me more.

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this has to be true

Yes. Good. My company gives me paid days off when the roads are closed. I'm gonna Xbox like a motherfucker.

if you do not know how to be comfy in the winter time you are not white

Lefties will give them snowshoes.

It has begun.

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>old farmer's almanac
>old
>boomer book
According to CNN and Salon the world is warming up sweetie. We won't see snow ever again. Screen cap this for when you are roasting in December!

If that is Snoqualmie pass that is how it was 30 years ago.

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Get snow chains for your car.

I'm a delivery driver and tips shoot through the ceiling when you deliver during a blizzard. Usually most of our drivers have to tap out due to road conditions, however.

So I invested in some snow chains.

ZERO sliding when braking
ZERO wheel-spin when accelerating
ZERO loss of traction when turning

Our driver with a Jeep tapped out at 14 inches of snow. Meanwhile I was tearing the streets up in a beater Pontiac Sunfire. It earned the nickname "The Snow Speeder"

for those that want to know astrologically the best time to castrate their animals

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What are you mad about? That Trump gets to be in office when global warming is outed as a lie?

Looks like I'm staying inside and playing classic wow

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Number of sunspots to be precise

haha give bibimbap

There are no EBT cards in the ice age. Most blacks don't even understand where food comes from, much less how to grow it themselves.

I LOVE YOU WINTERCHAN

Why are those niggers walking? Road looks fine.

This reminds me of all of the people who have no idea how to drive in the snow. Like when the southern states get 1/2 an inch of snow and then there are 8 car pileups everywhere

Fuck I hate winter.

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And you call yourself whi-
>Flag
Nevermind

>warmer than normal
>coldest in early Dec/late Jan/early-mid Feb
>above normal rain since not by the Gulf
>best chance of snow mid to late Nov and early Jan

And another Summer with below avg rain in TN... great because this Summer wasn't already dry as fuck.

Winter is fucking trash of course some bean boy that doesn't have to deal with the ground getting covered in a sheet of ice for months on end wouldn't know.

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winter is my favorite season. I love the cold

i love you winter-chan

We've been in a deep minimum for over a year. We'll be coming out of it soon with the start of the 25th solar cycle. Last winter was the coldest in decades and in the top 10 coldest ever (since we've kept accurate records starting in the early 1800s). The first 6 months of 2019 were the wettest on record and contrary to the msm this summer hasn't even been close to hottest on record. The Sierras and the southern Rockies have snow pack more than a standard deviation above the 30 year running average. The number of sunlight hours across the US for 2018 and 2019 are down more than 30% due to cloud coverage. (cloud coverage greatly increases as total solar irradiance declines during minimum. This is, counter intuitively, because of increases in cosmic ray flux during minimum). Clouds at low latitude reflect far more solar radiation than snow and ice at high latitude. Clouds, especially at high altitude, cool the planet much more than snow and ice. The planet is cooling.

Thanks fren

>Winter is fucking trash
You're not going to make it.

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Thinking of starting a Skyrim long play myself. It's been years.

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Thank fucking god I'm sick of Florida summers.

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I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN!! PLEASE COME TO NEW ENGLAND FASTER! I MISS YOU!

Still gunna send it

They wont be able to double back and xwitch to ice age doomsday again. It only worked last time because of the centralization and impermanence of media.

that's bretty interesting, but how does cosmic ray flux increase the cloud cover?

This is when the next ice age starts pal... SUPER VOLCANOES!
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Good Skiing is my favorite pastime.

>looks up lower great lakes region
wtf thats not fimbulwintrr at all.

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>Old Famers Almanac

You can't be serious?

i think all this warming bs is kikes trying to push (((carbon taxes))) and I doubt they'll backpedal even if we have a year without a summer

Why is this not an American Flag?

>basically ohio
kek

It fucking garbage m8.
There's a reason everybody in Finland kills themselves.

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*snowmobile