How would you handle this situation, then? Would you continue shopping...

Haha this is fucking grand

>How would you handle this situation, then?
"""Accidentally""" drop a gallon of milk on the floor.

I would roll my cart over all of them, park that cart on one of them and continue to shop.

"accidentally" kick them as I walk over them. Also step on their hands and shins. Complain to the manager about a bunch of non-paying customers laying on the floor and tell him to use a mop and bucket of water to get rid of them.

>indifference to gun violence
They came there to shop. What did you think they were going to do, drop their produce and clap or lay down on the ground with you?

Indifference to gun violence? The irony is that they (and David) are indifferent to the color of actual gun violence.

If they actually cared about gun violence they would be fighting to do something about blacks, not guns.

Can literally be perfect? I’m not Harvard level smart, just grammatically curious

I would step over them and keep shopping.

Toss a mentos in a bottle of coke and place it in the middle of them all.

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>Awkwardly move around them to shop.
>Take long enough that I could believably and absent-mindedly "forget" they were there.
>Turn around and trip over them, trying to awkwardly elbow one or two of them as I go down.
>Make a big scene and demand to see management complaining about how I could have broken my neck
>Management kicks them out for endangering customers

What's with liberals and protesting in stores? The same shit happens here at Plaza las Americas (our largest mall) whenever there's a fucking protest people go there to chant and harass people that just want to shop or work in peace.

Because they are literally retarded and think they can annoy people into agreeing with them

Why should a store tolerate this shit in the first place?

Lol

I’d tell my toddler to point and laugh at them.

Teabag them.

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Kek

People who lay on the floor want to be stepped on. I'd be doing them a favor.

Also not returning to this store afterwards.

"Literally" is an adverb modifying "perfect."

Put on my sunglasses, grab a stick, and pretend to be blind as I walk on them, and jab them with my stick.

Agree

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>sue the store
Most of the time when people decide to protest in the middle of a grocery store, it is without the store's permission. On many cases, they get away with it because it's rather difficult for the store to get rid of them.

It's probably in shitattle or portland

Honestly, laugh at them. It’s a ridiculous situation, protesting gun violence at a grocery store? Really?

Laugh in their faces and outline the absurdity of it to them. Laughing at them is so much more effective than arguing or name calling. Both of those validate their opinion to them. Laughing and mocking them stings. Reminds them of high school, and tells them that you believe their opinion is so stupid it’s not even worth discussing

>Forced against their will to do their job
Pharmacists aren't being forced to do anything. They are more than free to quit if pharmacology isn't for them. Otherwise though, the pharmacy is paying you for a job. Either you dispense the drugs the customer is prescribed, or you don't get paid.

You could trip over one carrying a 1 gallon glass bottle of white vinegar and it'll shatter on the floor, cutting them with glass shards and infusing their wounds with acid.
Then sue the store.
Then sue the individual you tripped over.
???
Start a far-right political party with the winnings.

more like indifference to retarded fucks lying on the floor

Gassed and asspilled

>literally perfect symbolism of America's indifference to brainless protests that seek to deprive American's of their natural human rights

hogg wants to be a journalist? he should work on his writing. it's abysmal.

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Thank God there are still enough down-to-earth normal people out there who see those idiots on the ground and roll their eyes at them. Don't engage retards,

Hahahaha I love it.

>#publixDieIn
>none of them are actually dead
I really hate these retarded "catchy" slogan these zogbrains use to try and gain notoriety.

Nice. Call the cops on just the black one.

>push cart past
>look back at them
>laugh and say "buncha fags" as I continue moving
then I come back in 10 minutes and shoot them with my gun

Beep beep motherfucker

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This but fox piss instead of milk.

Step over one of ‘em, realize I need to tie my shoe, squat down and teabag them.

Actually worked with a NIGGERian pharm that wouldn't dispense abortificants citing religious values probably kept her job cause she's a nigger tho

kick them
I would kick them hard and stomp on David Hogg's ugly fucking face

I'd probably just try and ignore them like these people because I don't need the hassle. If they make it more of a problem them I'd probably give them a friendly "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY". If it escalates from there I'd just shoot them.

Wrong, it's publix in South FL
aka the most cucked, spic-nogged part of FL
I dont care how bad the Puerto Shitcans are in Orlando when you have the entirety of New York, Haiti, and Latin America invading your goddamn part
You Central, North, Panhandle, Keys, and West coast have it so good

Also this

Oh yes, and I forgot
FUCKING JEWS

Toss a handful of pocket fentanyl on the people laying down.

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I'm assuming they invited them, because if it were my store I'd be calling the fucking cops.

Publix is pricey anyway. Chicken breast is literally double the cost of Walmart and Winn-Dixie

I'd be more against giving out opiates desu.

And having used to work there the stores just keep hiring niggers

>living in a neighborhood that has niggers
Lmao

I would make a quick stop in the restroom to procure a beefy turd from my anus so I could throw it into their midst like a stinky grenade.

Based and mart shart pilled

>Like I had a choice in that

No, but your parents and grandparents did.

Based

laughing, lots of laughing. kiss my carry gun when I get back in my car. followed by more laughing.

>My father was a Chicago Democrat
>my mother is Venezuelan
I HAD NO CHOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DIDN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO SOUTH FL
AND NOW LAKE COUNTY IS RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I don't understand, what should they do? Stand around and clap to retards on floor? They came to buy stuff, not to clap, I know that's america and they like to clap but food comes first

Because Publix employees are trained to kiss the ground stepped on by it's customers. They wouldn't dare say something rude to the customers. I worked there for a year, it was fucking hell. Even if some asshole brings their dog inside, the manager can only ask them to leave if a customer complains

An alternative would be to wait for an monstrously fat person to be near them. This would not take long. Once the fatty is in position I would trip them so they fall on the protestors. I bet if they landed hard enough they would shit themselves.

Based Dad scoring that sweet Venezuelan bunda. I cleaned up with the Venezuelan and Colombian girls when I lived in SoFlo

>"some people don't agree with me!"
>"that has to stop!"

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this
I mean being nice and all is ok but Publix enforces being a kiss ass

My mother is a daughter of spanish immigrants to Venezuela
no nigger/indian blood mate

Why do you think these people want a NWO? Someone out there somewhere, isn't following their program and it NEEDS to stop!

Doesn't matter, the hottest Latinas are the ones with the most Med genes anyway

I'd probably take photos and make memes. Dank memes.

So true. Venezuelan girls are so hot and they LOVE white men. They have the best bunda and are total anal queens. Fucking a Venezuelan girl from behind will change your life.

half of them are shitskins

Pull out my open carry and start shooting in the air

You boys want some Venezuelan girls?
Come to Doral, FL
it's a fucking clearance sale there

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>Walmart chicken breast

Disgusting. Shop local.

Man, why couldn't that goblino have shot Hogg?

i like that but holy fuck are you jewish ?

Okay, seriously now, what honstly do they expect? Like, do they want us to clap? What use is there in lying down in a store? What exactly does it achieve? And why should i waste my time on it? These """"people""""" have the same voting rights as you or me

have you done a dna test bro?

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Look closer. Black dude is actually laying under the watermelon

Hey there rabbi

Ignore them like the people in the picture. Don't give them the attention they want.

Because Hogg stayed home from school that day.

This is the kind of practical jewery I can get behind.

I would just fill shopping carts with heavy shit like dogfood and roll it at them

If Boss Hogg was lying on the floor I would squat over his face and drop my sweaty balls right onto his gigantic forehead. At the first sign of complaining or movement I would unleash a putrid fart right into his tiny mouth.

>attention whores don't get attention
>THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF AMERICA'S IGNORANCE

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loling at the thought of a cart filled with dog food zooming out of the end of an aisle and running over several niggers

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>bowling for chinks
My god it amazes me how these retards manage a society

Milk jug prank but its the expensive glass carboys

I'd keep walking with my cane and keep jabbing them "accidentally" in the stomach. Anyone complains, sue under ADA.

I would probs step on their hands and act like it's an accident.

Lived in Westonzuela for 2 years. 5/5 bredy gud

Hmmm probably fucking laugh at them. They look stupid as hell doing this kind of thing.

>implying I don't get local items
Florida's a food producing state