Universal Pussy Income

Out of curiosity, suppose Andrew Yang guaranteed to match every male with an attractive female, in addition to UBI.

What do you think of the idea of state-issued Beckies or Stacies?

Imagine if every beta was guaranteed to be hooked up with a lonely Becky who just wasn't getting banged enough b chad.

Would this be a platform you'd support? Would you vote Yang 2020?

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No matter how hot the girl, somewhere there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.

>ITT

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No thanks. I like to earn my pussy.

State paid for prostitution isn't a novel idea.
It dramatically decreases male violence and homosexuality.
See Venice.

Why would I want to fuck some used up whore?

you can use your yangbucks to buy pussy.
Now incels can finally stfu.

Why would anyone work then? They'd just collect the $1000 and spend all day fucking or playing video games.

>No matter how hot the girl, somewhere there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.
Yang will use an infallible algorithm to match you with the perfect woman. Would you seriously bitch about being matched to Amy Adams?

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>Amy Adams
Okay, well you found my weak spot, she is a superb actor so she gives me a respect boner, the rarest kind of boner.

so yang has magical powers? whats with liberals and promising things that are literally objectively impossible without powers from their favorite movie?

About as likely as UBI. Throw in a unicorn that pisses Jim Beam we have a deal.

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I am more concerned with a government's honor, efficiency, and ethics than poon. This is what makes me a leader in this movement and you a petty follower. We are not here to get everything we want and baselessly enjoy as simpletons. We should be concerned with furthering the greatness of our people. Advancing civilized mankind and promoting the beauty on this earth.

How can he just mandate me one when I’d feel attracted to another the next day?
One day I’ll fuck my regular white goddess, but the next I wanna get down with my house maid niggress sheboon and let her suck me dry.

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checked and great post. if only more people were like that we wouldnt be where we are. liberals promise niggers and retards free money for votes. literal bribery and the people who would vote for them are so short sighted they dont even care about any of their other policies

Kek

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Remember that all these threads showing almost stock image styled girls asses etc are dishonest manufactured threads trying to pull your mind into a state of pornography. These kikes are evil and they know you will stop to look at the thread if there's a genetic fat roastie ass on the screen. It rewires your brain to stop thinking about anything intellectual, and instead think of "muh dik " even Jow Forums has less sluts posted on their board but Jow Forums Is being dragged into the dumps.

Why is there this assumption that what disaffected men desire is a hole to stick their dick in, or that that is what they are lacking?
A meaningful existence, a wholesome reciprocal emotional relationship and a chance to create a family is what is in short supply, because women/girls are been pressured by media to put out for every Tom, Dick and Harry that projects the right image. And the majority of them don't ever realize it or don't until it's practically too late. What's lacking is a culture of substance for girls and boys to grow up in. Courtship is dead. The only realistic option left as they approach their thirties is settling for broken brainwashed woman to reform and hoping he can break the programming, or winning the lottery and finding a woman that had a strong family unit growing up and never let go of her moral compass.

This is not possible. Just straight up impossible. There aren't enough attractive women.

I'm not voting Yang. I moved on to a better politician.

Yes, I would vote for Yang if he could magically make all of my dreams come true. Faggot.

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I AMMMM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIINGGGGG

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>Perfect
>Woman
Pick one

we should at least legalize sex work. keeping sex work illegal is only beneficial for those who capitalize on sex trafficking.

sounds like a plan to end all wars desu

sounds kinda impossible

I would support him if he said he was going to fund artificial womb research so we can grow our own clones of hot girls.

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>Your western notions of beauty are wrong, we will tell you what they are
and
>Government provided gf/bf
Just imagine the resulting schizophrenic goblinas de las americas that will erupt from this

Okay Richard, calm down.

he was a nazi tho. he was googling nazi anime.

>trying to pull your mind into a state of pornography.
Dude, it's a girl in leggings. You do realize girls wear leggings solely because they are comfortable, right? Not because they make your dick throb.

No way.

Just how long do you think it would take for (((them))) to hijack the pair matching system and have every matched pair be two people of different races? Nice try Schlomo. Next time, be less of an obvious faggot

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You won't be saying this when you get a tranny because they're a girl too now and it's a hate crime to turn her down if she's state issued.

They aren't just going to give it to you. You have to take it. Oct. 4th. The Incelebration. Rape War Now!!

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State sponsored pussy = unjustified payments to roasties. I'm not paying for sloppy seconds. With UBI I can buy a wife from any 3rd world shithole I want.

Herro!

Maybe I be your grirlflend tonight?

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this...
and after 5 years every pussy loses its value, it's not wine that gains quality with time

This is how sad you fuckers are on Jow Forums now? Fuck, I came back for some fun