>TING! TING! TING!
In just a short while, I will be making an announcement that I'm quite sure you will not want to miss!
>TING! TING! TING!
In just a short while, I will be making an announcement that I'm quite sure you will not want to miss!
kill yourself?
AHEM
I would like to take a second to thank the jannies!
(((applause)))
jew reporting in
I’m listing
Fidel castor reporting in
It shalln't be long now, only a few more short moments now...
You have my attention.
whatever it is don't forget to livestream it
We love our jannies here! Digits and the jannies are the best
Oh my, what a wonderous event. I simply cannot wait.
bump
we know you're gay. it's okay. we're very tolerant here, despite the cnn kike lies.
bump
Why, Yes, let us listen to this magnificent announcement!
You could have done the thing first and then made the announcement instead of making us wait like a jackass.
holy fuck i thought you only had 50s boomer fin cars, not internet.
Well? What is it?
Quiet you. Continue OP, you have the floor.
only patricians are allowed in this thread
Let's hear the announcement after this drink.
Salut!
You've waited long enough, here it is..
*sharp inhale*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FUCK COMMIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK TRANNIES
My dearest, OP, I ask of you to commence at once, the white race cannot be saved on it's own! I must henceforth impregnate as many white women as I my phallus allows.
Gay
Piter Pater nigger
I hope I'm not late! Just had to take care of an uninvited attendee.
Outstanding! Tremendous! Well done, old chap! Based and redpilled!
knew it.
EPIC POST NIGGERRRRRRR
Are you gonna announce the ps5?
I'm interested make your announcement user
interesting. very very interesting. mmmmm...
Let me have your babies
The Democratic Debates are filled with a bunch of YoYo-candidates. In three weeks you will start to hear, “Draft Michelle”. She’s the dark horse candidate and she’ll give Trump a run for his money.
there are no women here. where is the fetus going to gestate? you going to keep it in a box?
Truly ones of the greatest decrees in human history
Anything to pass on this true mans genes
Thank you for your patience and willingness to lend open ears gentlemen, I certainly hope we've all learned something today!
What is your name?
mods sticky pls
i was hoping an anglo would catch the monty python reference but i guess i'm just a big fat 30 yo boomer
Astonishingly based post and dare I say, redpilled ?.
your cigars are overrated
Not bad, user. You're gonna go far in this business. Now, take off your pants.
nice try, epstein.
It's pitter patter. Do you not know how english works? Fucking upside-downies.
Who told you?
Sorry to hear that user. yours on the other hand are, oh sorry, yours can’t even qualify as cigars.
Take your time so more people gather up user
... lame
checked OP
Truly a man of the times. Such wisdom wistfully wailed in words wielded, what wonderfully welded writing.
Absolutely based and redpilled
Based and redpilled.
Keep me posted buddy I don't wanna miss out
inspiring
Based and absolutely patrician post, user. God bless.
hey fuck you user, i didn't do anything to you