I just got diagnosed with testicular cancer wtf

What stage are you in?

Suicide is better than living with no balls OP.

i am pretty sure they can cut them off, and they give you testosterone injections to manage your test levels. You will be ok.

If he cuts his balls off that literally makes him a tranny though

Cringe, Cumbrain detected

Theres a high probability it can be treated successfully. Next time don't do no fap.

If they take the balls with cancer in time you can keep the other.

They are coming for your balls user.

get castrated. that's only option user.

Do they let you keep your balls in a jar?

>being a tranny

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Typically only have to remove one. I know a young dude who got it, they removed a ball and he’s fine, relatively speaking. Let this be a lesson for all anons reading this — take your health seriously. Get a yearly physical/annual checkup at the absolute minimum.

I never been to doctor since I was 8 years old

I'm 29 now

Should've nutted more often

What is your name?

Ping pong balls for you, one post.

Ethan

And yeah before you ask I'm handsome

Nice to meet you where do you live?

>hehe xD le based beanie jew xDDDDDD

The silver lining is that you get complete control over your testosterone levels if you have them removed.

For example, "I'll take 1200ng/dl please"
Doc "kk, your gonna have to take like 1mL of 200mg Sustanon and these Arimadex anti-estrogens or whatever. Then you get regular blood work done til it normalises at some acceptable level"

Many months later

No-nuts user "Holy shit I feel amazing and now have the testosterone levels of an 18 year old"

good thing this shit is treatable, but docs will take your ball(s). make sure to freeze down your cum

Mount isa Queensland Australia

Apologize for Rape of Nanking

Id like to see there, what is your last name?

Burns

Now you can become the trap you've always wanted to be.

Tell us your symptoms you uniballed faggot

Say goodbye to your balls cancer boy

If your cancer will be terminal, build a bomb and blow yourself up in a mosque or a synagogue. You and your name will be then remembered forever as a hero's name.

How often did you fapped
We must know

The ballless bomber

>balls in a jar

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maybe you shoudnt have that estrogen onions diet that east asians have that fucks up hormones

Only one post by OP?

Don’t listen to what the doctors say, don’t do chemo/surgery/radiation.

Buy a product called “Protocel 50” and get a book called “outsmart your cancer” by Tanya Pierce and take the protocel as the book tells you to.

Modern medicine is very corrupt, you have been warned. Trust the doctors to treat you and they will torture you while calling it treatment, charge you literally millions (don’t know about Japan), and consider it a “successful treatment” if you don’t die in 5 years while leaving you impotent.

The doctors will try to force you by scaring you with threat of death (you’ll die if you don’t listen to me) and they’ll yell at you too. When you succeed they will be quieter than the grave, because they are cowards.

source: I had testicular cancer and already went through this bullshit

Should have taken the COOOOMPILL

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A fap a day keeps the testicular cancer away

All that squid and whale you eat

wtf?!?! i wanna betray my race now!!!???!!!

Look into fasting, that shit can save your balls and your life.

But it'll be cancer sperm, that will produce cancer babies

Cancer was cured a long time ago.

just get your cancerous balls removed. easy peasy

I have cystic fibrosis. Everybody has a cross to bear user, and sometimes there's no reasoning behind it. Sometimes you just get a super shitty dice roll.

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That was for Pearl Harbor, faggot.

Get well brother

They're called asians user

Yeah I would rather die from cancer

inner cell mass stem cell regenerative medicine.

Gg

Press S to spit on Ops Nuts.

user...THIS IS THE VIDEO THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBcIMeLANRk

>posts on Jow Forums
>gets ball cancer
karma

Seriously though. Stop phoneposting and leaving the phone in your lap.

How bad is it user? What type, stage?

Time to get the snip nip

The doctors let you freeze your sperm before they cut off your balls though. But with Japan's birthrate/relationship problem, he probably won't find a girl to use that sperm with anyway.

OP I knew a guy who had it and he had to cut off only one nut. We got him to smile by nicknaming him One Ball Billy. He ended up dying because the cancer spread to the other and took over but my point is that there's hope. Make a nickname like Cancer Nuts Nick.

This.

I'm surprised most people with terminal diseases don't do something like this.

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Now it's time to eat raw vegetables

juice 2 litres of organic veg juice every day

cancer cannot exist when you consume enough beta carotene

be kind to yourself and don't worry, you will be fine.

Good. I hope you suffer immense pain.

Also, you talking about the health of your balls is completely off-topic, so you will likely be banned for posting this.

Have a bad day and a bad life, shitballs.

Guys real talk, ive fucked 11 girls and came in some of them multiple times. What are the chances im infertile? Havent even had 1 scare

This.

Seek Christ.
I'm sorry to hear that. God bless and stand strong.

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PAIN OLYMPICS user. Cut off your balls and you’ll win

Get some fake balls nigga

feels bad though user. i’m praying for you

>trust me bro
Steve Jobs tried this.

Huh? Why would you get testicle cancer?