Brit/pol/ - Saturday Breakfast Edition

>I was 'off my head' on dope at Eton College, says David Cameron
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7462163/I-head-dope-Eton-College-says-David-Cameron.html

>Brexit Party victory: Farage secures Hartlepool Council - ‘We won’t sit idly by!’
express.co.uk/news/politics/1177649/brexit-party-news-coalition-tories-hartlepool-council-no-deal-brexit-nigel-farage

>Man had his penis AMPUTATED after taking Viagra
thesun.co.uk/news/9924273/man-penis-amputated-after-taking-viagra/

>Greggs now serving evening meals and breakfast boxes
chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/greggs-hot-tasty-evening-meals-16915787

>Tommy Robinson released from prison ‘looking a mess’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tommy-robinson-prison-released-belmarsh-beard-court-jail-a9103781.html

>Swans attacked by seagulls on River Medway in Rochester
kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/swans-attacked-by-swooping-seagulls-212235/

>Police investigate possible arson over spate of bin fires
edp24.co.uk/news/police-probe-bin-fires-near-diss-1-6265762

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karenposting is not back

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i'm having 3 hash browns, beans on toast with 2 rashers of bacon and one sausage. It's all i got left until i go to the shop later, disappointed i've got no eggs desu

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>one sausage

I bet.

I think Sam Cam is pretty hot. Like homely, bet she's a fucking beast in bed.

Ancient hag

Puff.

>#boycottwetherspoons is trending

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OP pic is what globohomo commies fear the most

Greta is literally shaking

>better sex and how to get more of it
Lmfao, how can anonymongs get more of nothing

based sicposter

1 is more than 0 though

Thoughts lads?

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I am incapable of finishing a meal that large. How do you do it? Is it mostly for show, and meant to be shared between smaller plates, amongst several individuals, maybe two or three at most?

>look guyz i posted it again

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Too for bad anonymongs that 1*0=0

It's beautiful.

What the fuck are you trying to say you schizo
If you're going to imitate tripnonces at least do it right retard

Don't care, all down sarf, niggers and pakis have no interest in living in norf sticks.

It's not even that big lad.

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Gunna have to make me one of those. I don't have any black pudding in though. Got everything else

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>Bradford
>Souf

Why are you so mad that you’ve never had sex?

Like vomit on a plate. Fat cunt contractor brekkie in Toby carvery.

Way south of me.

>pic related

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Why are you so mad that you spent 5 years and 20 grand on an essay writing course and now you can’t afford a van and only eat avocado on malt toast?

man that looks good
can't be good for you though

That's more like a big appetite for me, but I could do that. However, what is that to the right, scrambled eggs? The consistency does not look right to me, too underdone.

I'm not mad user. It just looks like a fat cunt brekkie from Toby. Fat mess contractor shovelling it all in his big fat gluttonous gob.

Omlete user. Sausages are too pale.

looks like a german attempt at an english breakfast
i think it's an omelette though, not scambies.

Damn that looks like 4000 calories, no wonder you guys are so overweight

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Apparently Tim has been sectioned lads

Pray for him

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Because you lead a completely sedentary lifestyle and cant burn off a single calorie?

Who?

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>Why battering my husband to death was NOT murder
They can glass a man, slash a guy's throat, kill their newborn child, pretty much anything. The pussy pass is one hell of a powerful tool.
Women literally get away with murder.

Are you fucken new

Harvester breakfast desu lads

>knife
>for HAND to HAND combat
Ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=KoApny_rmnI

What's the consensus on Boris Johnson? I've been talking with some Normie tier Brits and they just say he's a Trump-esque clown. Of course they're the type to defend the healthcare system as their end all be all.

What are those black things?

No has something else happened?

Someone said he got sectioned

congealed blood and oatmeal.

Black pudding

Wtf do you hold a knife in, your fucking cleft? H2h =/= empty hand.

happened almost a fortnight ago. it's over.

you're a sad nonce

What do you hold a rifle in? Is that hand to hand? Brainlet

Fried beetroot

Wanna try Australia’s best blood sausage?

Been on OMAD for over a year now, the only thing I miss is a Spoons' Large Breakfast and a nice milky brew of a Saturday morning.

Pray for me, lads.

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>Why filing for divorce makes me feel sl free
Women are a mistake

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON

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JEREMY CORBYN LIED TO THE HOUSE

H2h is physically in contact, doesnt preclude weapons. Do you ever get tired of being wrong

m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vfJ6eOTMM

Why are you so mad that she’s had sex?

I agree, the sausages are unappealing.

>UTOOBE SED SO
Lmfao

Anyway, omelettes are not for me. I am lactose intolerant.

To get on a Britain-centered topic, by which percentage do you estimate that Brexit has a chance of pulling through? Is it below 50% of a positive chance for it, by now?

37.4%

I'd kill for this right now

but omelettes don't use milk lad, and butter has hardly any lactose.

Weakling

You’re making omelettes wrong

if you mix milk into the eggs, then it's you who are wrong

Sorry you’re too poor to afford milk m8

> Toby Carvery
> "Breakfast" Yorkie puds
> "Breakfast" gravy

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You're too poor to afford eggs apparently because you have to cut them with milk to make them last longer.

Nonce

Sausages undercooked
'Toast' is a slap in the face
No beans, bacon, mushrooms or tea

2/10

Your sausages want going back in the pan, mate

>everybody but me sez so

Fuck me you dense mental cunt.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_knife

>A combat knife is a fighting knife designed solely for military use and primarily intended for hand-to-hand or close combat fighting

>milk makes eggs last longer
Lmfao what are you even talking about? If you can’t afford milk in your omelette ur a poorfag m8, or can’t even cook the most basic of meals

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How come wiki is only a valid source when it agrees with you?

Time to move from Lewisham to Milton Keynes.

If you are really hungry you can do it bro I believe

>slithers
How come you arent acknowledging you got btfo? Again?

BBC Wednesday
> Woman to serve minimum of 16 years after stabbing her boyfriend to death in drunken attack

BBC Friday
>Why women are the hidden victims of knife crime

Can't make this shit up, lads. How you get off with 'manslaughter' after stabbing a geezer TWELVE times is beyond me.

> I didn't mean to stab him
> Stabs him another eleven times for the bantz

5000 calories on a plate right there.

Because I haven’t mate, you’re just providing YouTube and wiki sources lmfao

>he uses milk to bulk out his 1egg 'omelette'

>having less than 5 eggs in an omelette
Lmfao you proteincel

I see Eddie is dominating the thread.