There are many religious debates on Jow Forums so lets put it to a vote. The winner is our official religion

>pagans literally outpopulated by muslims
fuck off faggot lmfao

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>65% Christian
Jow Forums is a Christian board

>strawpoll.me/18639243

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I mean... im not a pedo, so definitely I cant be a decent Catholic... I just dont like molesting children and worshipping the pope of vatican, so its... kinda weird for me.

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ahaha pagans

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well you obviously enjoy being fucked in the ass so perhaps you should go with pagan

hi i am a boy

the pagan meme died off faster than yolo, kek

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Is there enough cum for all of us to drink?

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Having sex with women indeed seems to be an anti-Christian practice.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

Obviously the Skoptsy. Then we can promote it to the cuck fags in order that they can castrate themselves.

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Found the mudslimes.

Found the cope

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>Catholics in the lead.

You all make me sick. Where's the Reformed option? Synergism is femme bullshit. You worship a castrated creator.

Seethe more Protestant fag

>Haha dooz vault

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>no Reformed option

yea ok Protestant I guess

>muuuh reformed
fuck off luther

Amerigolems fucking love Israel and the King of Jews. There is no hope for sanity as long as they're allowed to vote.

Where's the christo-pagan fusion?

How about cuckolding in Christianity?

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90% of people on Jow Forums who regard themselves as pagan seems to be mutts and memeflaggots though. just look at this thread

Say what you want, Catholic shill, but no number of Hail Mary recitals will heal your fucking throat.

Here's some more cuckoldery...

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mutts are prot tho. Jow Forums is Catholic board now confirmed

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the faiths were a mistake

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Good thing Jesus said you should literally gouge your eyes out for looking at another man's wife/gf with lust

Such a good defender of Europe.

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And they are anti-Jewish, I can tell...

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Why the hell would you post this?
How the fuck did you get the second part right, but miss the first?

Catholics are just lame!

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>Why the hell would you post this?

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god who ever made this needs to go see a psychologist

>catholicism
Noww that's what I call BASED!

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>There is no hope for sanity as long as they're allowed to vote.
Well I guess you are out of luck then...

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I was catholic until we got a literal Marxist pope. Looking at going Orthodox

but what better way to decide a religion than to ask my Jow Forums friends?

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I didn't make it, but the behavior of the Catholic church is very cuckold...

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And poltards still dont get why europe is this cucked

>a norse catholic
what an interesting occurrence.

Lutherans are Protestants. Reformed are Calvinists.

Christ-chan is a Prot, you retard. The Pope being a cuck means nothing.
E. Orthodox are just Prots who dress funny.

apart from the kikes what is wrong with these images?

voted jewish :)

i am a hyperborean
everyone else is filth

eastern orthodox would say catholics were the original prots and oriental orthodox would say eastern orthodox were the original original prots

How about Evangelical cuckoldery?

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>no Atheism
Invalid.

It's a part of being Christian, but someone just doesn't get it...

nice try bernstein

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I mean their doctrine. Protestants love this wishy-washy synergist nonsense. Read Ephesians.

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Bokononism is based on the concept of foma, which are defined as harmless untruths. A foundation of Bokononism is that the religion, including its texts, is formed entirely of lies; however, one who believes and adheres to these lies will have peace of mind, and perhaps live a good life. The religion's bible, The Books of Bokonon, begins: "Don't be a fool! Close this book at once! It is nothing but foma! All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies." The primary tenet of Bokononism is to "Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy."

270 IQ spotted. I tip my fedora to you

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Based Jesus whipping the kikes outta the temple

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>this is what Semite worshippers do
Lmao

I'm glad to see Catholic and Orthodox topping the list.

You flatter me but I am somewhere in the range of only half of that.

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We can't even agree on whether or not Jesus was Jewish. It'd be better to paint her as having multiple-personality disorder.
It said "Secular". Learn to read.

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wikiislam.net/wiki/Islam_and_Pedophilia

How is Islam third on the poll?

yet when it actually comes to being in the trenches of evangelism and apologetics Calvinists and to a lesser degree Lutherans are always the ones pulling all the weight.

then the once saved always saved Baptists sweep in and claim all the credit, like always, because they copy-pasted john 3:16 into the thread one time. let them do it all the credit is God's anyways.

Catholics and Jews are also notorious for pedophilia. Abrahamism is brain cancer.

I associate secularism as an acceptance of any and all belief systems on a equal basis, not the outright denunciation of them.

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properly speaking Calvinists are compatibilists, that is they affirm that man's actions are self-determined yet entirely part of the predestined plan of God.

hyper-Calvinists are hard determinists and essentially bordering on crypto-Islamism but Arminians and other advocates of "libertarian free will" are barely Christian

Imagine believe in some form of power in the sky to guide your choices in life

Whoever has faith in any kind of religion is entirely retarded

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he said that because he assumed Tarrant was a fed
>he probably was

Show your flag, rat.

Any answer that isn't secular is objectively wrong.

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>leaving it up to dememecracy
OP taking it up the ass as usual. no esoteric hitlerism as well.

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>Objectively
>Secular
You mean objective according to mob rule, right?

Where is Hinduism?

>devides Christianity into its sub sects
>Islam isn't

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A surprise sure but a welcome one

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Atheism is a religion? I would go back and recalcuate your IQ again.

According to empirical evidence.

glad to see so many muslims here. I bet a year or so ago there were like zero of them here, thanks to the constant hatred of them.

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It's too shitty

shill

Worshipping cartoon characters, demons, American celebrities, livestock, and slasher movie villains while drinking cow piss isn't a real religion, you smelly pagan freak.

boyfuckers deserve death
cunny is all good though

American celebs? How?

It's a belief system just like any other religion.

t. Amerimutt larping as a Euro

They all believe in blowing themselves up, idolizing an Arabian pedophile schizophrenic, and raping boys, so there really isn't any reason to make a distinction between types of Muslims.

Empirical evidence is non-existent without an objective comparative, nigger
Might as well pray to your own neurons.

>bots voting jewish en masse
>went from 20 to 36 in a matter of seconds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The next pope will be black.
Cap this.
Mark my words.
The next head of Christianity will be a black man.

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There were Hindus in the early 2000s that worshipped Donald Trump as an avatar of one of your false gods. Also in the 90s many of you worshipped Freddy Krueger as a "rakshasha".

if you believe in objective truth you are already presupposing the existence of God because for there to be a universal concept of truth and a universal concept of logic which is infinitely applicable it must have originated in the mind of a universal, infinite creator.

this is actually how the Gospel of John starts.

John 1:1
>In the beginning was the Logic and the Logic was with God and the Logic was God.