Are cats the white mans greatest and last allies in the coming days?
Are cats the white mans greatest and last allies in the coming days?
Tyler Brown
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Benjamin Phillips
Cats are no ones allies
Gabriel Sanchez
this they are free agents, wild cards
Austin Murphy
Dogs have masters. Cats have servants. Cats don't do anything to help you defend your home, family, or to scare off niggers.
Joshua Adams
Cats are for docile, indolent, subservient people that enjoy serving others, instead of being masters of their own destiny.
Austin Richardson
Dogs are man's best friend
Julian Nguyen
They are jewish males best friends. That and homosexuals, they are essentially the same thing though.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Juan Peterson
Anthony Davis
Wrong
Aaron Peterson
JIDF please leave
Logan Morales
Benjamin Wright
lol
Christian Taylor
Colton Lopez
My cat brings me dead animals all the time
John Wilson
>lovecraft
>homsexual
Like pottery
Bentley Young
we must stop conflict between dogs and cats and focus on the real threat to pet civilization.
Jews
Levi Roberts
Teach dogs to hate niggers and chinks 75% of the worlds problems solved. Teach cats to do the same and they can't do shit unless we gave them rabies and parachuted them into Africa so they can scratch them to death. Tldr dogs>cats.
Christopher Smith
Brandon Martin
>makes you a better person
Based cats
Oliver Peterson
Jacob Carter
Except for keeping rodent populations at bay.
If it wasn’t for cats the human race would have gone extinct by now as a result of rodent transmitted disease.
Dog might be mans best friend, but Cat is mans guardian angel.
Nathan Kelly
HP Lovecraft:
>parents met in mental institution
>didn't finish high school
>never left the house during daylight
>obsessively wrote over 100,000 letters during bouts of autistic mania
>he never fucked his wife, because sex was "icky", she essentially had to rape him
>he spent years in lunatic asylums
Proves my point even further.
Jordan Johnson
He was a Jow Forumstard?
Jack Parker
Mason Perez
cats are the niggers of pets
John Davis
more like a robot from r9k.
Carter Clark
Ok faggot
Owen Barnes
Dogs are like people from India.
Noah Turner
op is mans greatest faggot stop making this thread
Nicholas Cruz
LMAO so true
Justin Williams
>did whatever he wants
>did not chase the esteem of women
>just existing made his wife want to fuck him
Sounds like heaven.
Zachary Nguyen
Cats are fucking gay. I have two and all they do is puke everywhere.
Henry Nelson
>Cats don't do anything to help you defend your home
Right around this time of year when it starts getting cooler outside I would always get mice in the house. I've had her for like six years now and do you want to know how many mice I have seen since then?
Zero.
Jason Sullivan
Luis Moore
based & feline-exterminator-pilled
Hunter Perez
dog/cat lover and dog/cat haters are equally cancer
animals are the servants of men, and both cats and dogs serve a purpose
Xavier Rogers
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Jose Foster
>toxoplasmosis
did you ever feel obliged to hold open the door for a jew?
for my cat, i've stood parade for a minute at times.
>we're their shabbos goys
they achieved what the jew couldn't in thousands of years
Wyatt Lewis
He was impotent. Let's not pretend that autism is a super power. Thanks.
Joseph Garcia
cats transmit a virus that changes the way the brain reacts to certain neurotransmitters.
for example on rats: they stop being afraid and instead get horny when they smell cat's piss.
John Perez
Feed them urinary tract aid cat food, its much healthier for them and will make them stop puking, although it is healthy for them to occasionally throw up like once every 2 months or so
Jose Morales
Absolutely hunter pilled. I have an indoor cat and hes constantly killing bugs and other things that get in the house. We once had a rat infestation and he would go around the house instinctively chasing them. Hes an indoor boy but he does his best
Juan Price
essentially this.
except it's a parasite.
in first world countries, up to 60% of the human population is infected.
>it is in your brain
in less common cases, peoples' immune system detects it and they get ill
>in most people it doesn't cause a reaction
but it lives
>in 100% of their brain cells
where it releases and interacts with neurotransmitters like dopamine
Luke Thompson
so he was king of inceldom?
Seriously there are tiers of incels
>Tier 1: Involuntary incels, who are taking a break from wanting girls because he is busy working on something. May be job interview or making an apple app.
>Tier 2: Who pretend they are tier 3 but are crypto tier 1. Still less efficient than tier 1. They know dating game so they exploit this.
>Tier 3: Unfortunate incel who are "beta orbiters" who always stay around women to help them but never show any want because he is afraid shitless that women would his friendship. The lefty male, nu male type of incel. These are all your blue checkers mark twitter account screaming against Trump everyday. Women love to exploit these.
>Tier 4: The standard pol incel. Who has ego of some sort because he thinks he is above women and must get a free blowjob for the earth to function well. Will not improve himself, will not show want for girls. If he ever feel asking someone out and get rejected(because you can't surprise anyone with proposal) he would turn into an angry ball and read RooshV and other female hating articles. Will play vidya to avoid thinking about how useless he is for women. If the ever get a girl by luck will turn into tier 3 and eventually fail in relationship.
>Tier 5: Lovecraftian aka Tesla aka Muhammad incel. Who has so much ego that they won't even want women. They will hate women because no women gave them bj in dream. They would write themselves about how women are bad and not human. If they ever get a women their instinct is to kill them.
Jaxon Richardson
Yup.
Matthew Brown
My cats are nice company but dogs are just beasts that bark and bite constantly
Christopher Jones
I swear, I could spend all day watching cat videos
Austin Adams
Yeah the dog barking 24/7 is a really effective alarm. Cant tell if niggers are in the yard or the dog is barking at a grasshopper.
Henry Nelson
Dominic Cox
Fuck off, woman.
Noah Bell
Fuck off nazi
Connor Young
Delete this.
Benjamin Thomas
>she essentially had to rape him
hot
Ryder Ross
These faggots throw up several times a week. Usually they try to on my brand new furniture or on our brand new carpet.
Fucking house is 90% laminate and tile, yet they always gotta puke on the cloth.
Owen Torres
The real redpill is having two cats and one German Shepherd.
Lucas Anderson
You should really get a vet to give them medicine, more than once a week means they probably have a stomach virus
Nathaniel Lewis
You realise this isn't Tumblr, right?
Zachary Watson
Both cat and dogs are awesome and only stupid people have bias.
Both can be tamed, and both do listen to you. Problem is people don't know how to interact with them.
Jeremiah Murphy
>nazi
prove it, cumster
Asher Collins
There aren't any medicines for a stomach virus.
Do you feed them a lot at one time? Mine tends to puke if he east too much too quickly, so I try to spread it out more since he has no self-control and it seems to help.
Anthony Taylor
Unironically take your meds
Grayson Robinson
>i have toxoplasmosis
Nathaniel Robinson
cats give their young who don't know how to hunt dead animals for them to train with. basically your cat thinks you're a useless fuck
Isaiah Turner
Learn to train your dog. Unless you really bought one of those tiny girl's dogs, those tiny yapper dogs that they put in their purses. Those things are useless.
Liam Green
Well hes not wrong
Robert Diaz
>Not having both cats and dogs to keep your house pest and intruder free
Parker Stewart
kys
Jose Johnson
Mine is killing at least 2 rodents a day. Mice and rats mostly. Also keeps the ferrets away from my car.
John Flores
>Dislike of dogs
>Flag
Try making it less obvious next time, Achmed
Samuel Perry
Cats are based. They are solitary hunters and natural birth killers.
Dogs are pack hunting NPCs and are naturally cucked animals.
Connor Carter
Doesn't actually DO anything tho
Jonathan Cooper
>yapper dogs
i have had the honor to meet an individual who's been attacked by an unleashed one.
he punt kicked it into oblivion and got away with it.
godspeed
Lincoln Hall
This guy gets it. Having both is best
Michael Kelly
Autism is a superpower. Fuck off normalfag.
Carson Martinez
I honestly think that's the problem, but they belong to my wife whom had them before I met her. I don't mind the cats when they don't puke everywhere, but we just bought a house and new furniture set and the little bastards are doing everything in their power to destroy it.
She just cleans it up and goes about her day like it's normal. I'm about to start rationing their food.
Aiden Sullivan
You mean womans
Mason Reyes
My kitty is certainly my greatest ally. You guys named her actually when she was a kitten. Named her Niggerman.
Jackson Lopez
Imagine unironically being so intimidated by an 8 pound animal that you post shit like this and think it's profound
Joseph Martin
>toxoplasmosis
Basement-dwelling coward detected. Imagine being afraid of something that is virtually harmless
Ian Rivera
Some cats may come as comfort for the spinsters.
James Miller
Another pic of niggerman. She is fierce. Ready to attack any Jew on sight.
Mason Evans
is that why millions of people give a huge fuck about an animal...
...that doesn't give the coldest fuck about them?
Jose White
Cats are very cute
Lincoln Lopez
>Except for keeping rodent populations at bay.
This is especially important as our nations turn brown and look increasingly like San Francisco
Sebastian Gonzalez
This always kills me.
Camden Powell
Nathan Richardson
Horses and dogs are the man's best friend and greatest allies. A man and his horse can accomplish anything, it's why horse nomads were always so feared.
Hudson Rivera
is it possible to train cats to attack gypsies
Eli Perry
>Struggling to please a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance.
Holy shit, Lovecraft....
Owen Gutierrez
Sounds like ya have a savage & he will keep the vicious bugs and rodents at bay. Cats are one of the most effective predators on the planet
Juan Gutierrez
Brody Mitchell
No you fucking idiot, they are not mind-controlled by some cat virus.
They are the perfect combination of beauty, grace, and raw athleticism. If you ever owned one you'd know. On top of that, they are a blast to play with, and contrary to what you think, actually care about their owners
en.wikipedia.org
You spend to much time on the internet and not enough time actually experiencing things
Brandon Long
Snowshoe cats are the best cats. You won’t find a more intelligent, loving, curious, playful creature.
Anthony Reed
Utter femininity
Evan Miller
Orange cats are dope
Camden Ortiz
The ultimate red pill is to have a cat and dog best friend duo guarding your house
Hudson Fisher
You inbreds are too neurotic to understand cats don't give a fuck and they want to be left alone.
Parker Carter
cats are niggers. doing nothing and always gib me dat. dogs are bros
Liam Price
>The purring jew is our greatest ally!