Brit/pol/ - Mastermind Edition

>Army could phase out fossil fuels to attract ecofriendly recruits, senior general says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/09/13/army-could-phase-fossil-fuels-attract-ecofriendly-recruits-senior/

>I was 'off my head' on dope at Eton College, says David Cameron
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7462163/I-head-dope-Eton-College-says-David-Cameron.html

>Brexit Party victory: Farage secures Hartlepool Council - ‘We won’t sit idly by!’
express.co.uk/news/politics/1177649/brexit-party-news-coalition-tories-hartlepool-council-no-deal-brexit-nigel-farage

>Snickers announces it's changing its name back to Marathon after nearly 30 years
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/snickers-announces-its-changing-name-20062423

>Tommy Robinson released from prison ‘looking a mess’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tommy-robinson-prison-released-belmarsh-beard-court-jail-a9103781.html

>Psycho seagull leaves defenceless granny with bloody lip after dive-bombing for her butty
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/psycho-seagull-leaves-defenceless-granny-20051241

>Police investigate possible arson over spate of bin fires
edp24.co.uk/news/police-probe-bin-fires-near-diss-1-6265762

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First for nothing in particular

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i confessed to my black friend that i like her mother

Based OP actually putting the effort in.

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Maybe it's you-ou-ou

Maybe it's me-e-e

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The lezz dressed as a black woman's vag just waved the gay flag. Anyone else hear booing

quads for /are/ Mozza
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cringe

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Is she yours

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They had to destroy it, it was too nationalistic last time around.

I mean 'friend' is a bit distant

That's a pretty decent piece of imagery there. Fuck remainer fascists.

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I WANT TO BE A UNITED STATES CITIZEN AWAY FROM THE VILE TURDS IN THIS CRAP HOLE COUNTRY, NOW, TODAY!

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I did. Good on the based boomer I say. Just saw that there are no EU4 flags in Hyde Park. Shows you what people the BBC invites to the Royal Albert Hall.

Help us out lads

Anyone see that For Britain flag kek

Grenadiers Fife and Drum when lads??

>>I was 'off my head' on dope at Eton College, says David Cameron
Translation: I tried weed once

'kin ell neil

>Translation
it was already in English you dunce

twitter.com/remain_central/status/1172973629790990336?s=20

nope

I just wanted to listen to some patriotic music and feel pride in my country
Why did they do this?

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Seeing that blue and gold star flag makes my stomach churn, I hope everyone has a plan to burn on on Halloween.

I'm going to hire my pikey friend to tear down the one from the council offices if it is still flying, might as well then put it in a bin and set it on fire like our Eddie.

>To express in different, often simpler words.
Nah m8

in reality he was probably on coke every day and smoking heroin all night you copecel

All of this has happened before.

I'm hosting a Brexit party at my university.

good night user get some sleep

Honestly, if any of you expected better from the BBC, I don't know what to say other than you are a pants-shitting retard.

LAND OF DESPAIR AND SHAME

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might as well host a no sex party

I don't really get drunk to deal with anything, I just like being drunk.

you got a problem pal

Just apply for as many jobs as possible. That's all you can really do. Try agencies, especially for factories. They'll take anyone on. Just make sure you work hard, otherwise they won't ask for you back.

Well this was the flattest version of this ever. Very fucking sad

H.. housing user?

>singing British patriotic songs while waving eu flags

what did the middle class mean by this

I don't believe anything Boris says. He is readying Mays BRINO Treaty for parliament

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Same. Fucking traitors flag. Call it out wherever you see it

want to have my cake and eat it too
peak middle class

Land of Hope and Glory
>Sang by people wearing the EU flag
>Who voted to remain in the EU
>Who are actively trying to prevent us leaving the EU

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You're no better than a bitch in heat my friend. Have some control.

Silly lad, I know plenty of fit girls who voted Brexit, even the lefty ones are practically frothing at the gash when they see a right wing lad.

I'm fine when I have something to do. I drink heavily in periods like this where there's no point in getting a job but semester doesn't start for another 2 weeks, so there's nothing to do. I hate being in limbo.

Half of them are BBC employees given free tickets, connect the dots.

gotta lay the bait if you wanna catch some fish biggest larp of all time

I don't even want to check twitter, I bet they're bloody loving this cuck fest.

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>British values
waving anal penetration flag

>I've had sex!

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I did wonder why they pushed this faggots new album so hard, considering its his first.

Rule Britannia is always the highlight if the show but it felt like she wanted to get off the stage as quickly as possible and wave that stupid flag.

On the last night of the proms they just mentioned the wog who wrote this article:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/14/last-night-proms-woke-classical-music

>Why, this year, Last Night of the Proms will be woke

>My composition premieres tonight. It’s a recognition that classical music needs more diversity, to make it meaningful for all of us

based

Where are those dirty brown people who blow things up when you need them? Oh yeah, somewhere else.

Pics or didn't happen

>watching or listening to terrestrial TV or radio

I mean what did you fucking expect

Now the talons will sink in lad, be prepared.

Is your bum sore now?

Middle-class boomers and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Also Brexit, whether leave or remain is a big meme in uni culture anyway. Wouldn't be surprised if there is a Brexit themed night in the local clubs.

She is American

No Hope.
No Glory.
Only Pain.

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Tried that since February

translation, I voted remain

this is making me sad now
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Sadly they chose to blow up an Arab oil refinery instead.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-49703143

That brainwashing is effective

Both were cack. Look at previous recordings theres flags and brollys and bobbing. Fucking hate these cunts

t. wont acetone wash his "flake"

fuck the proms and fuck gay dyke nonces

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Enjoy £2 a litre petrol and diesel by October lads...

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

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Nothing more you can do. Just keep at it. If you have any family who have jobs ask if they can get you on it. Or try apprenticeships, but I'd advise against it unless its for an actual valuable skill like plumbing or joining, they take the piss and don't pay enough.

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ascetone is vicious stuff, what's the purpose here?

*acetone

>they're singing God Save The Queen slowly and quietly

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Got no money to start apprenticeships.

nothing like the smell of acetone in the morning, one of the guys was welding near a can once and it went of like a napalm strike in the workshop, thankfully manage to put it out

"cleans" all the cutting agents out of cocaine resulting in pure cocaine

you been to job centre for bennies yet?

>unironically waving the EU flags to God Save the Queen
Cringe

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What's with that??

wooden ships give him ptsd

Obligatory, my reaction to this proms
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Soft dress rehearsal for London Bridge sadly.

Anyone got a screenshot of all the flags in the audience?

raysist cunts btfo

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Probably not a good idea, it will fuck your liver right up.

Sikhs are based though

You don't need money to start an apprenticeship.