BEWARE of the "coom" meme!

>This is your brain on 76 iq

>canada
this is your brain on coom

idk, the autism is pretty funny

it's a joke faggot

it's obviously satire, you dumb boomer

Someone please post the cooming audio

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Ironically enough, this coom meme has stopped me from opening porn today. Every time I was inclined to I saw either that meme, or the blackedraw dude. Thank god.

lmao

Can any anons help me out, I've been thinking about fucking my asian mother in law for over two years now. I've decided I'm going to move forward with making it happen, however it's yet to be decided how to make this happen. Should I be a gentleman and work towards it with a slow boil and charm her, she's already interested and compliments my body regularly. Or do I barge into her room, our guest room, and force myself on her? I could put her wrists in a double column tie and gag her so I can try to reason with her and let her see why it's a good idea. She is in her early 50's and an absolute fox, I just want to tie her to my weight bench and fuck her raw in all holes.

OHHH NO OH OH OH AH AH OHH NOOOOOO ITS C OMING OHHH GOSHHHHH OHJ NOOO IM, IM, IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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What is the "coom" meme?

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you realize the meme is making fun at perverted ass porno addicts so that people are turned away from being a degenerate porno addict right? or are you a porno company shill afraid of the power of the Coomer meme?

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COOOOOOOOOOM

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Does she come around you a lot? (In your room, etc). Just jerk off and hope she walks in, if she does keep going.

same, i picture everyone on Jow Forums staring at me yelling IM GONNA COOOOOOOMMMMM the second i pull my dick out

Can someone please explain the coom meme to me.

Also why the fuck is there
>greek
>white
All of a sudden.

Shits actually hitting the fan now isn't it boys?

One of you fuckers has been setting fireworks off near my house. Are you happy we finally got ww3 now?

baste

>vocaroo.com/i/s08bVnccZRdt

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Escalayer, old but still one of the best out there.

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Gebus H. Kris
This bot spams this bullshit, first post, in every thread.

>Hey Moishe how do you think we can trick these internet-culture savy Jow Forums goyim into embracing and promoting masturbation and sex addiction
>Oy vey Yoshua, i don't know maybe we could try to make it sound cool and use some sort of ironical misspelling. Tell the goyim fooping is the most import activity for a young man to engage in
>I think you're onto something Moishe. Not fooping though. . . I know what. . . COOMING. We need to convince the goyim that they should all be cooming, everyday, all day. I bet they'll think that's real (((hip))).

basically there's this guy who reviewed over 9,000 pornos on imdb and is on twitter being pathetic worshiping porno stars. he's the goblin looking guy from the blacked line pic.

greek white?

wtf are you talking about idiot

It's a joke you imbecile

the meme is mocking thot posting masturbation addicts dumbass, do you even Jow Forums?

>self-defilement

Fuck I'm tired of you trad larpers. You are living in slavery you dumb fucker and that is why life sucks, because someone is siphoning the shit out of your freedom and resources. Cleaning your room and self-flagellating humorlessly will do fuck all. You need to expel them and uproot the system, maybe then something will change.

>ass blasted coomer detected

Coom posting is chemo for cumbrain threads on /v/ where the most pathetic people imaginable only want to talk about their waifus and post erotic fan art. Coom posting is used to mock and destroy such cancerous threads. Cumbrains have a conniption fit over it.

>not understanding coomer meme and what it says
shoo shoo leftist

whatchu know about real like coomer bitch

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>he fell for the tranny psyop

retard

Yeah I know what the meme is about, it's pretty self-explanatory. My claim is that the meme happens to conveniently align with the positions of certain (((ideologies))).

Can someone redpill me on the Coooooom question?

I swear /v/ is only pedophiles now

oh fuck im gonna COOM

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We're laughing at them retard

>Bogdanoffs bow to COOMers
>rule Jow Forums with a cum-drenched fist
>first city on Mars will be named COOMgrad
>Indians poo in loo, COOMers COOM in ROOM
>COOMing is said to increase IQ by 2 pts per COOM
>COOOOOOOOM
>no left handing

If this gets posted in your thread it's because you made a shill thread.

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Maybe stop making cumbrain threads with coalburning roasties in the OP and I'll stop coomposting

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What's 'coom'?

I like the mood music

But the coomposters will get banned instead of the shills because jannies don't like a mirror held up to their face

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I noticed the Greek thing as well
Did you also notice the new shill insult “schizo”? Disregard any post that talks about Greeks for god knows why and schizo to discredit someone

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jizz
man's milk
hot glue
liquid soap
shampoo
condensed milk
sperm

Kek

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It already sounds more annoying

>What's 'coom'?
this youtube.com/watch?v=4kOX-qE6Ka4

Fuck em. The shills stop bumping when their threads get shit on. If the jannies ban meme spam but not other spam then they're doing a horrible job.

Jannies broom
Chads coom