Brit/pol/ - Second Breakfast Edition

>Boris Johnson braced for ‘Mother of all Battles’ with Remainer MPs to stop ‘Block Brexit Forever’ Plot
thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/9929841/boris-johnson-battle-stop-brexit-plot/

>Boris sends EU a Warning - ‘The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets'
express.co.uk/news/uk/1178120/Brexit-news-Boris-Johnson-no-deal-EU-exit-Hulk-European-Union-Article-50-Tories

>Leave.EU chairman Arron Banks calls for Head of Electoral Commission to quit after police drop investigation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7460621/Met-Police-DROP-investigation-Leave-EU-referendum-campaign.html

>Brexit Party victory: Farage secures Hartlepool Council - ‘We won’t sit idly by!’
hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/politics/council/pro-brexit-coalition-takes-control-hartlepool-council-10-councillors-including-council-leader-join-brexit-party-580760

>Snickers announces it's changing its name back to Marathon after nearly 30 years
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/snickers-announces-its-changing-name-20062423

>Psycho seagull leaves defenceless granny with bloody lip after dive-bombing for her butty
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/psycho-seagull-leaves-defenceless-granny-20051241

>Firemen battle van and bin fire behind Edinburgh pub
edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/firefighters-battle-van-and-bin-fire-behind-edinburgh-pub-1-5002423

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 37% (+2)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 16% (-1)
BREX: 13% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

via @OpiniumResearch, fieldwork this week
Chgs. w/ 06 Sep

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 28% (-2)
LAB: 27% (-2)
LDEM: 20% (+3)
BREX: 13% (-)
GRN: 5% (+1)

via @ComRes
Chgs. w/ 08 Sep

Post Muslim braphogs or else

All dependent on Brexit happening October 31st...
Earliest possible GE is late November anyway. It's not happening.

OH GOOOD
IM COOOMINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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hit the gas instead of the brake if you ever get a chance to drive a car

>That image
>Feeling comfy of an traditional breakfast, taking my mind of the current shit
>See a iphone and blue nail varnish in the top part, reminding me of modern cunt millennials.
>Back to normal feels.

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step on a loose drain cover

Night lads.

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What are your top 5 films lads. No extras, dual-choices or trilogies as options. Just 5. Want some inspo.

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Room for one more?

have the same nightmare every time you sleep

Reminder to bribe the Spanish with Gibralter and the Greek the Elgin marbles marbles and to pay half their debt. Remember that and you'll be able to get whatever you want.

fuck it. i want to be his bitch

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malchik gei

I don't have a top five. But my top will always, always be Fellowship of the Ring. Nothing compares to the way it uplifts me.

Karen

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>gas

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Please stop making me hurt.

"If it's not a shade of brown I don't want it:" the meal
based

fuck off lulu

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Ain't giving the filthy spaniards shit

Last man on Earth (1964)

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N-no.

would a britboy (a chav pls) date a brazilian?

You can keep the scabs and beans, otherwise it looks good, bonus points for the hp sauce.

Have you guys incorporated American bacon into your breakfast?

Brilliant film. Two Towers is my go to rings movie but always end up all 3 extended if I watch Fellowship.

lads what is your favourite smash mouth song??

Kik? x

>no trilogies
All my favourite films are apart of trilogies

Withnail and I
Brief Encounter
The Dark Crystal
Pom Poko
and
Robocop
plus Conan the Barbarian as a cheeky 6th place.

Well you'll have to. A person needs money to finance their politics and giving back Spain Gibraltar in return for money is the fastest way.

>would a britboy (a chav pls) date a brazilian?
Are you gay or something?

>watching anything other than MARVEL & co

Hey lads, in Serbia right now. Going to be visiting Novi Pazar and Nis tomorrow, would rather drive into Kosovo but the paperwork with that is ridiculous

I do plan on going to the gay pride parade tomorrow at 1600, I wonder how Serbs will handle that shit. The whole city is already half gridlocked with protests but those are unrelated

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Tim always had the best breakfasts.

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is that a seat leon?

Why are you watching a nigger show?

Is that the original I am legend?

Lid Dems are new BUC

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>Pom poko
BASED

Why ain't you reading gazzas messages?

>muh famines
>yet population kept growing
>Bengal now has a population of 250 million
Sounds like we did them a favour t b h.

>Taking a picture of your monitor

Pick 1 of the 3 then m9
I'm not accepting "Indiana Jones Trilogy" as an answer. You either commit to Temple of Doom OR GET OUT

newfag

Based on the book, yes. You should read the book, has some good parts about Robert Neville being forced to live a life of celibacy and regularly being teased by the female vampires and him fantasising about them, but all the vampire bitches wanted was to lure him out and suck his blood

when are you cunts going to leave the EU?

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>cheeky 6th place
Delet

Robocop is class

na-night brit/pol/, see you int mornin pal

Who wants a fight then?

What's your nick there? x
nah
>american bacon
i thought bacon was made out of pigs not americans, holy shit! the world is going crazy

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>give back to Spain
It was never yours fuck off

>If you don't post on Brit/pol/ every single day you're a newfag!
Or maybe you're just a virgin???

Listen to it on audiobook it’s intense, My heart was beating when theoden and the horsemen get behind the orcs without them noticing at minas tirith, that whole segment where it finally all comes together is absolutely incredible

>avocado toast

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>he isn't a DC kinochecker
Faggot marvel movies are boring.

just found two packs of bacon wheat crunchies in the cupboard

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The book is pretty good

youtu.be/akFp2mV8Lf0

I'll pet your hair. Nobody else will know.

im the only person here who has had sex and you'd know if you weren't a newfag

i've done a triple on you

Temple of Doom is the worst one.
But yeah
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The Dark Knight
Lord of the rings: The Two Towers

as I said
>& co
Love watching both while I'm snuggled up with beer and snacks

What the fuck is that.

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the virgin cloth vs the chad vomit

are you a thicc Brazilian girl?

KALIMAAAA SHATTIDEHHHH

seems to have some anti-racism anti-nationalism sentiments though, but it's written before 1965 so still a mostly white country

I'll have a watch. Always liked the Will Smith movie except for the shit ending/forced female & child characters.

>Lord of the rings: The Two Towers
That was on ITV tonight

that looks delicious. i'm on my way to the 24hr store to pick some ingredients out for breakfast. thanks fren

OK well then don't and good luck finding money to finance your campaign. In the meantime, I will secretly offer Spain Gibraltar if I get elected as General Secretary and get shitloads of money from them.

you seen the new dark crystal series?

watched the first episode with my son and loved it.

>All my favourite films are apart of trilogies
*a part

>Pom Poko
Never even heard of that one before.

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I watched it with my girlfriend. Was great.

Don't know f it was because I read it when I was 14 but it was the most boringest book I have ever read. Couldn't get past 100 pages felt like they were walking through shire fields forever

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show flag or fuck off, you coward.

i was expecting it to be shit, but it's honestly a 10/10 show.

this is the ideal male body you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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It’s honestly brilliant I just want to live in that world

youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPgXDWMB-Q&t=521s

Have they added nigger gelflings? Are the Podlings in it?

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it's like watership down but with japanese racoondogs. best ghibli film imo, better than any of miyazaki's films

>t. Favela Monkey

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your sister seems nice

Yes and yes

If it isn't the extended version its pointless

We do live in that world, but it's not gone the way Tolkien had hoped.

No and YES.

What does it have to do with the fact that chavs are the cool laddas?

we live in middle-earth
that is the final redpill: that isn't not fiction

As a kid it was Last Crusade but over the last year I find myself enjoying Doom more and more. The final act in the capturing Indy/revolt in the mines inc. minecar chase/bridge fight is a 45 minute nonstop action sequence it's totally brilliant
What's your favourite Back to the Future of we're doing trilogies?

>nigger gelflings
Fuck's sake.

I liked the podlings in the film.