Albanian Inventions

ITT: we list albanian inventiomd and inventors, any thing invented by a person of at least 5 percent albanian dna.
Ill start
>1. *cricket noises*

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Albanian_scientists
sq.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategoria:Shkencëtarë_shqiptarë
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If you were to visit Albania, you'd be under the impression that they invented the mid-1990's BMW

There has tO Be SOMETHING invented by them in their self proclaimed 2000+ year history as europes oldest civilization?!??

Better than canadians at least

Canada invented basketball which keeps your nogs preoccupied and by extentions your crime rates lower.

i actually searched and found this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Albanian_scientists

made me laugh

Yeah indeed, here in shitaly it's full of Albanians walking proudly of their supposed first civilization history, eveb though they literally didn't invent shit.

>3 scientists in 2000 years
>government shoots one of them
What a meme country

Theyre basically africa tier in their we wuzzing.

B-but da greeks stole errythin from us!!boo ooh :(

To be fair it's the English wikipedia page. The Albanian version has more.
>sq.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategoria:Shkencëtarë_shqiptarë

Ancient greeks were Albanians. You never heard of Achilisi of the battle of Troyäri? It was over Hęlëna of the ancient albanian city of Spärtärinaj

for the shot inventor it says:


Legacy:
Her enormous work was published but not under her name. "Fishes of Albania" documented the fish of Albanian lakes, rivers and the seas and it was publicised under the name of the Russian scientist Anatoly Poliakov and two Albanian researchers in 1955.

MODS MODS MODS

this is not politics

well if you check a bit about each person, you wont find any real invention...

LOL they had one king who was called King Zog, in 1922! How can you claim to be a great civilization and end up having a monarchy develop monarchy only when the rest of the world is advancing beyond that outdated mode of government? Albanians are truly retarded. I grew up near a neighborhood of some in NYC, they are definitely the niggers of Europe.

>some locals that invented the railroad cart pulle by a horse.
Pic related is peak Albanian innovation

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>How can you claim to be a great civilization and end up having a monarchy develop monarchy only when the rest of the world is advancing beyond that outdated mode of government
Ew a republican

Go back to Albania.

Only Albanians would regress with an invention lol. A normal horse and cart could go anywhere it wanted!

Its albanian way of moving bulk commodities.

Its albanian way of moving bulk commodities.

What happens in shitbania these days?

That's because they ARE Africans.

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Lol absolutely obsessed.
Stay mad s*rboids.

Wait what the fuck? What flag do you guys see on this??

T. Tirana

the language you retard.

i love serbs and serbia

Serbnigger

Ay gavrilo whatca doin

>t. Kosovo

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based serb

What does Chink m00t mean by this?

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ice cream parlors bakeries and drug rings

If a nation's greatness would be measured by how much they invented, then the jews would be the master race

Ja voljim aljbanie shqisha none serb.
Klinton und rugova best friend ancient iljirian fuck ur mother skljavs aljban eagle srtongest

Jo
Po

zoophilia

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Wtf is this cancer flag
Fuck gookmoot we dont need more zergling flags

innovations in high speed concrete bunker building

Albania we love you. You can always shelter beneath our green fat folds. Don’t listen to the other children. Don’t have any adventures. The outside world is a dangerous place.

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Ancient iljirian warrior sjladoljederbeg will come back to dead all serbs

Looks like they imvented a shitty wooden ferris wheel. Pic related

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if greek and romaks are so superior and have so much power for a small army why Albanian(illyrian) are existing in Europe because I leering so much history and i see now for history from greec are so fake - respect albanian people are so strong and I swear in God you are 100% Europen - greek are so mixed race- respect from germany

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If they really dont have anything lets give them icecream, they make real good sljadoljed

>t.onibler

oy vey but we proud n shizzzzzzzlac

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At least we are not Slavs.
So much projecting in this thread,

HARD MODE: name a single Chechen scientist

Slavs went to space, albanians went to cave to rape goat.

You mean non slavic Stalin whips and stolen nazi technology send Slavs to space

>Writes this on a machine possible because of tesla, a slav.
Sad little ancient illyrian. NOT A SINGLE INVENTION

>"serbs are base-"

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Topkek
Albozergi na aparatih

Excuse me sir this thread is for the discussion of albanian inventions, not any supremacy anywhere.

The fact you're proud of rape if only proof that all muslims need to be eradicated. Your evil religion has made you something less than human

>thread is for the discussion of albanian inventions
shitbanian inventions isnt the point of the thread (there are none)
the REAL point of this thread is the SHITSLINGING between 2 of the biggest joke countries in europe

>implying

ALEXANDER = A-LE-SI-ANDER in albenian means BORN LIKE A DREAM
There are 20 books wich show how alexander was albanian, none of wich is an ancient one that directly proves that alexander was Illyrian.

pele-yasig=pelasg

scythian

Here is a famous albanian scientist

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Show some respect. Albanians literally invented the swarm.

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lel

>they're proud of being related/lead by Iskander Bey/Skanderbeg
>except they're muslims and he was literally fighting for the freedom of christian albania

they are literally niggers

winning against Serbs

Gas all albanians.

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HOXHA BUNKERS

Goatmonkey milk, goatmonkey pelt and goatmonkey fur.

The meme Tesla, he excelled in Serbian science of bullshitting
>Thanks to the Tesla revival, every absurd claim he made to newspapers back in the day is now being repeated as fact. The truth is that Tesla made many claims so far out of left field that they would destroy a scientist’s credibility even today, often with no evidence or results to back them up. But if Tesla was crazy, he was crazy like a fox. Oftentimes, his claims were reported shortly before the historical experiments of other scientists.For example, when Marconi was gearing up for some important radio signal tests, Tesla told the media that he had already received radio transmissions that he believed were from Mars. With his technology, he claimed, we would soon be able to communicate with other planets almost instantaneously. Other projects he claimed to be working on included a torpedo that could be recalled even after being fired and a powerful death ray.As bizarre as these claims sounded, they gave the impression that Tesla was light-years ahead of everyone else. But if the general public was impressed, the scientific community was decidedly not, regarding Tesla as being mostly full of hot air. While this is an overreaction—Tesla certainly did contribute to our body of scientific knowledge—the plausibility of many of Tesla’s inventions is greatly exaggerated.

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Gas ur mother ta cija robt

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whatever you say meme flag

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