THE WAR IS RAGING. THEY'VE KILLED 50,000 KYLES. THE ELITE NARUTO RUNNERS HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER.
HOLY SHIT WE'RE CLAPPING THE CHEEKS.
AREA 51 GENERAL
Isaac Evans
Alexander Williams
It's okay. They nuked california from orbit. It's all over now. It'll get better from now on.
Jason Russell
wow just wow, americnas are fucking autistic
Dominic Gomez
KYS SCUMBAG
Nicholas Hill
Okay, this is epic
Adam Mitchell
Srsly tho. Anyone dead yet?
Isaiah Nguyen
HOLY SHIT A BENIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Nicholas Hall
Autistic is Master Race.
Green Orion Slave women! Gonna get two.
Jason Mitchell
take your reddit nigger trash and go back where you belong you turbo jew.
Levi Phillips
good, the majority is probably leftits and ANTIFA scumbags
Samuel Sanchez
JAJAJAJAJA YOUR COUNTRY IS A FUCKING JOKE
Owen Gray
mirrored and prerecorded streams only
Logan Flores
My Bros and I are going to Parachute into the Base.
Joseph Rivera
>that pic
Elijah White
Wyatt Fisher
A MAD LAD ON A DECK FOUND ONE
Jose Kelly
Hunter Wood
>tfw they'll probably stand outside the gates yelling at the clouds, then go home
Nothing is happening, also why do they want to storm a base to go look at stealth tech? Yall think they'd keep aliens around the most obvious red herring site ever?
Elijah Smith
Srsly. There's only potheads chilling and laughing there. Biggest nothing ever.
Logan Barnes
>I'm fast as fuck boi
Jack Evans
My fucking sides
Hudson Cooper
kek
Cameron Adams
What a bunch of cucks. I bet they're all sucking each others dicks
Blake Cox
Back to fucking reddit retard
John Price
>Projection: The Post
Zachary Anderson
lmao
Joshua Wilson
i guess he ran to the toilets with diarrhea
Nicholas Lopez
Come find me
Brody Price
I hope this succeeds and Alienstock becomes /our/ alternative to the degenerate Burning Man festival.
Alexander Russell
FUCK HE'S FAST
You told me the naruto run was a meme.
Isaiah Baker
Lincoln Green
50,000 kyles? Fucking F
Hudson Roberts
>tfw when you get 99 stealth on Kenshi
Jeremiah Miller
Of course these fucking redditors did absolutely nothing. So, what would the Jow Forums equivalent of this be, and how do we get shit done?
Cameron Smith
Oh I get it, nothing is gonna happen and I'm just watching a dead stream.
Tyler Hill
For what, what is there to get? Fucking nothing, if they had something there they have already moved it somewhere else just because of this.
Nathan Jackson
Is there a live feed of it?
Alexander Rivera
Jow Forums is gamers, and gamers get shit done! He raided Habbo Hotel 13 years ago, newfag. Get on my level.
Jose Turner
The army has to prepare for everything... kind of sad really.
Landon Harris
Some autist solo tunnels into the alien storage hanger and plants a fiberoptic camera. After posting a few pictures on Jow Forums the site goes down, the photos disappear, and user and taken to a CIA dark site. When Jow Forums comes back online it's flooded with a bunch of "this was the photo" fake photos and nobody ever knows.
Angel Hall
h-he is fast
Hunter Hall
That picture is fucking kino
Jose Foster
Jayden Brown
the fact that anyone would actually expect them to charge a military base is shocking. Are you retards so gullible that all it takes is a facebook event and the entire lot of you are convinced its going to be a happening.
Zachary Peterson
THREAD THEME:
youtube.com
Jonathan Peterson
it's a loop for now
Adam Gonzalez
Are they allowed to be that close?
Michael Cook
give me my alien gf
Henry Cook
>Projection
heh
Cameron Reyes
Obviously they are. Those are the front gates, people have been much closer than that.
Jordan Thompson
did they actually install barb wire and shit just for this lmao they actually took it seriously
Carter Smith
>Shadman
Nolan Perez
Balls to have a experience. Hate all boys want. Atleast they stuck to their word and went
Benjamin Adams
Hopefully there's some shooting later, that'd be bloody epic.
Nolan Ortiz
They are just making themselves into liars by not doing it. Put up or shut up.
Eli Reyes
Nothing will happen dudes. The aliens ran away.
Ryan Evans
If any anons want to go there are start a firefight that'd be bloody epic
Hudson Sanchez
Imagine being so retarded that you literally have no idea they moved everything to Wright-Patterson AFB in the early 80's. Naruto running pushed this over the line into me hoping all these clowns get ventilated.
Jack Diaz
The first wave will be brown anons, to soften them up and to fill in potholes in front of the base.
Jose Flores
Naruto run in jerusalem to free the elders of zion
Joshua Sanders
Cameron Sanchez
Landon Stewart
don't eat my cat you fucking monster!
Charles Diaz
Notice how it's all white people there. Now if we have "minorities" then we would see a shit show. Whites don't have it in them to hurt their own nation unless many of them are being massacred in a short amount of time. I feel sorry for the military and police when they have to face a brown/black horde one day. They should understand that they help make that new world possible.
Also understand that it's most likely that Area 51 is a toxic dumping ground so its a danger for people to just be running around there. If word got out that alot of nasty shit is stored there then environmentalists will start their shit.
Christian Thompson
I wish that they had killed these ufologist fuckers. Just to see Trump gloat about how he put down the second largest insurrection between the Civil War and the Brooklyn Draft Riots.
heavy.com
news.yahoo.com
Lucas Walker
Anthony Rodriguez
That Naruto run was funnier than the FHRITP shit was.
Ian Jones
Nathaniel Cox
Welcome to Clown World. Enjoy.
Asher Myers
Lincoln Green
Who wouldn't risk their lifes for qt catgril though desu
Samuel Foster
his art is so damn bad
Jordan Bennett
N-NANI?
Hunter Sanders
>naruto runners
Lel
Daniel Gonzalez
Better than most westerners, not that it says a lot.
Jacob Cook
>Are you guys gamers
>You watch anime?
Cringe
Jackson Ross
They moved the aliens away a long time ago
Jonathan Parker
Of all fucking characters, you had to choose NTW-20.
Isaiah Reyes
Someone should storm COVFEFE Island. Word is it is much worse than Epstein Pedophile Island.
Owen Powell
Obligatory.
Henry Sanchez
>they actually took it seriously
And look, people showed up
Jacob Allen
whats this island user? never heard of it
Brody Wood
Lol nice op real nice...
Jordan Gonzalez
Glitched on the NK Flag lmfao
Colton Jackson
>ok guyths
>securetheam here
Christian Sanders
how many people are going to turn up to this shit?
John Scott
That's a good idea. And then we help Palestine?
Austin Perry
i'm sorry?
what's bad about that? i nearly just coooomed in my pants oooo!!!
Landon James
>tfw you have to watch it twice to see him
Michael Powell
We know no one is going to do it faggot. We are hoping someone does. There's a difference.
David Thomas
Holy fuck. It just takes a Faceberg post and the military has to do briefings on how to run like Naruto.
This beats living in some country that watched us mutt ourselves and said "I want some of that."
Luke Sanchez
Lincoln Hughes
You really are a fag. Bait harder man...
Adam Flores
Loooks like everyone is having fun. I wish i was there.
Landon Turner
>hating fun this much
Robert Bell
Aiden Martinez
The left's shock troops are tough! They don't need parachutes.
They land on their feet and hit the ground chanting.
Nathan Cruz
Checked and based.
Cooper Ramirez
Juan Diaz
fucking kek