Der Goomer

found the goomer

I fuckin hope not, I laugh like a fucking manchild every time I see a coomer thread

CANT GOOM THE COOM

So finally they come out with a ''meme'' to shut down the coomer

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This shit was moronic to begin with

yikes

You got called out in your last thread, already making another one schlomo? That coomer meme must be really kvetching your panties huh

Lol my wife tells me to pause all the time. Bitch it's online hahaha

Honestly the coomer shit is pretty creative, but this is just fucking reddit tier

Dude, try crack cocaine..
You're welcome.

Just keep GOOMING boy, we got this.

Im sorry but Goomer is retarded.
The coomer meme was the pinncle / apex of boomer memes. It's all downhill from coomer.

How is it creative? Its millionth edit of the Wojak meme forced by some autists

Coomer is dumb and this is worse.

The execution isn't there yet, but I respect the cause.

This is why. This guy. His twitter, his 9,000+ reviews, and the story behind it.

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>no one posting bagenes

need to coom guys

This is what Minecraftism does to you.

>Wake up
>COOOOOOOOM
>check stocks and shitcoin
>COOOM again
>Have breakfastIMGONNACOOOOOOOOOOOM

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What's the Twitter?

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There are a million times more examples of young men addicted to video games. It's an even bigger problem than porn.

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What about the goorl goomer?

>spends all day bothering people about video games
>calls herself a game dev
>has never played a video game

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I mean, that's true, but coomer is still objectively funnier.

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They are both on the same level of creativity

Yes, please provide.

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It's not even accurate, it's just spewing some generalized trivia. Nobody who isn't a streamer even plays videogames for more than 7 hours a week.

I don

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Right. I must coom but stop playing vidia

hggGGgnnNNNhHHH aaHHHHHH

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I'd say porn is far worse since porn is more potent on your dopamine receptors.

>the canadian poomer who can't stop being a faggot on Jow Forums

I dont agree with that.

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I don’t play online
I’m not over 20
I never did loot is gambling
I only play like 5 hours per day

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go collect some stamps and then die already you fucking boomer

>t. SEETHING cumbrained gamer

discord was a mistake

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Coomer > Goomer, prove me wrong.

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>goomer?
I must be getting old, I'm finding it harder to follow wtf the newer forced shit memes even are on about now

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That's only the case if you have a history of pornography addiction. People who weren't
raised by degenerate white parents never
got in to porn or fapping to even worry about that shit.

It's not as funny or effective because it doesn't strike the same chord as der coomer. It needs to be more relatable. Ultimately they're intended to make misguided men feel shame.

They all have a bed time, this shit all ends at around 10 pm

That all happened AFTER coomer was popular.

1.) Dont over-use the fucking meme. Leave that to retards over on plebbit who pretend they had anything to do with this meme.
2.) It's not a fucking meme about nofap or masturbation, it's literally just cumbrain, rebranded to be funnier. Like the boomer meme.
3.) Dont forget the fucking origins of this shit you niggers. It was made popularized due to the raid on Jow Forums. It was NOT created on fucking /tv/.

Reddit has fuck all to do with this. They didnt help make it, spread it, they created no edits, clever mashups, and some faggots on reddit even thought it was fucking stupid. But NOW they want to shit it up by collabing over on shitcord about how to spread this meme on reddit to make it look like they made it? Are you fucking serious?

There were literally 4 anons, total, who kept posting it and kept getting banned. Their hard work paid off. I know where we are, so it's probably ironic to say this but dont fucking ruin this meme, for fucking once.

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Well 10 pm PST

It's literally a meme making fun of degenerates that incorporates boomer/zoomer quips and jokes.

This meme isnt supposed to be a fucking discussion about masturbation. It's literally supposed to be just shitposting, posting fucked up image edits, laughing at degenerates and ourselves, and funny greentext stories.

t.
>Browse Jow Forums
>IM...IM GONNA COOOOOOOM
>Check recent numbers
>COOOOM AGAIN
>Take a break for lunch
>GOTTA COOOOOOOOOOOM UUUUUGGGHHHH
>buy shitcoin
>TIME TO COOM
>shit crashes next day
>COOOM ANYWAY
>feel like hanging myself
>MIGHT AS WELL COOOM WHILE HANGING FROM THE NOOSE
>It'sALifestyle.jpeg

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They're trying to strawman things they see as lazy or just bad. Thins like masturbation, video games, driving to work instead of walking, etc.

I actually got to like this meme cause it's retarded.

t. cumbrain

any wojak is reddit tier, frogs are reddit tier now too

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Those retards need to throw themselves into fucking traffic. It has nothing to do with reddit and anyone that says it does is absolutely fucking smoothbrained, are lying, or are trying to steal credit.

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>that message written in 1 minute
back to Discord with you

lootboxes/gambling are the future of gooming

We truly live in the worst timeline. Shitcord and plebbit steal and fucking ruin everything.

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They're both obviously degenerate. What's worse, cancer or AIDS? Video games need to be targeted due to the massive time dump they require. Young men are mastering video games rather than a craft

Goomers on suicide watch rn

It's a joke, but there's still truth to it. we have countless studies that prove both porn
and masturbation are extremely unhealthy habits.