I can't stop cooming

>be a cumbrain
>hear neuroscientists explaining the terrible effects of porn on the brain
>learn (((who's))) really behind it all
>read the stance of the Catholic Church on how both pornography and masturbation are mortal sins that will damn me to a pit of eternal hellfire
>continue to coo00om despite all of this

tfw der Coomer has done more for NoFap in 1 week than all of r/nofap has ever done in 8 years

>thread video
youtube.com/watch?v=DvwhBZ4aaQQ

skip to 2:04 for pic related

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Go and spam this shit to /b/ trannies you faggot

Tbh i don't even get where this coomer meme even came from

Started with combrain and now it's coomer to bypass filters.

Go outside instead of sitting behind the COOMputer

First posted on /tv/ a couple of weeks ago.

>hear neuroscientists explaining the terrible effects of porn on the brain
It has no terrible effects on the brain, thats just a myth.
There is even studies that confirm that Porn has no negative effects on the brain.

>read the stance of the Catholic Church
Why would you ever listen to some Jew religion? Are you retarded?

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>>read the stance of the Catholic Church on how both pornography and masturbation are mortal sins that will damn me to a pit of eternal hellfire
You must tell them you watch porn and bate to traps. They will let you atone for this.

>Catholic Church

Lmao you mean the same people who said you couldn’t eat meat on Friday?

Stopped watching immediately when I saw the naked bald man. Fuck you, faggot.

>It has no terrible effects on the brain
Not this jew again...

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Baiting used to be an artform.

i feel you!

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>words
Yeah thats nice and all but can it make me COOM???

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fuck women. i would rather GMOY with my bros and rub one out to cartoons. no one is getting my money, even ads are blocked.

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Ahh the Pornkike is here

Biste Überhaupt Deutsch? Schreib mal was, Mindgeek

How long till jannies ban the word coomer?

Funny thing, that: Tranny docs recommend to their MtF patients that they masturbate frequently while on HRT to help lower their testosterone levels and make them more feminine.

Funny how the threads about cooming getting 404 in few minutes

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Sex without conception is also a sin. How many children do you have, OP? Or are you a complete virgin and the only way your body lose sperm is by having wet dreams? Otherwise you're a fucking hypocrite.

You're all a bunch of NEET faggots with too much time in your hands literally 1st world problems at their fucking finest right here.If you had a job your priority would be getting through the fucking day without killing someone and getting at the very least a few hours of sleep without going mental instead you think it's an achievement to touch your cock 2 times a day instead of 5.These thread are a fucking epidemic at this point.

Stop acting like it's someone's else fault that you've became a wage slave with no career path. Stop being pathetic and seek improvement.