Public Intoxication

You can be drunk in public, just don’t be overt about it or not able to hold your guts in. At that point you’re just a degenerate asshole

>as long as the cops aren't corrupt shit heads
that is a oxymoron

FPBP

Once again, a Portubro pwns a (((German)))

How am I brainwashed exactly? I've clearly explained how it was subjective to the USA, if it were illegal in Germany then yeah it would be weird
Enjoy Oktoberfest in public then, I'm pretty sure Oktoberfest events here in the USA on private property matches or even surpasses the recreation over there
Plus the white man's drug of choice should be sobriety...

Aside: How on earth do bars make money when it's legal to buy the same thing at a liquor store for much less money and just drink in the park?

I hate drunks

Handle your shit m8

I’ve had a handle and an 8ball and been basically sober the entire time.

I'm from England and I can tell you right now that you don't just see people walking around drunk at any given time. You have to go to town at night to see that kind of thing, and you still get apprehended for being 'too' drunk/disorderly.
We can handle our Ale a bit better, I think that's what you mean.

That's rich coming from a Bong.

Just asking ANYONE ELSE in Europe what they think of you drunken tourists.

>I'm pretty sure Oktoberfest events here in the USA on private property matches or even surpasses the recreation over there

yeah no

are you muslim?

>it is illegal to be drunk public in the USA?

Like most American laws, this one is selectively enforced to prevent TNB. Being prosecuted for public intoxication in America isn't like Singapore, Saudi Arabia, or Iran.

because you dont want to sit in the park?

>Plus the white man's drug of choice should be sobriety..
Topkek fedorafag

You can be drunk in public. You just can't start doing stupid shit that can get you or others hurt.

Women don't drink in the park. Also, people are stupid.

>I'm pretty sure Oktoberfest events here in the USA on private property matches or even surpasses the recreation over there
oh nononononononononon
AHAHAHAHAHA

Do you think me proud of the slobs that represent our country abroad? Make no mistake, this is also an issue

Yes there is. People do not want drunk assholes pissing on their front lawns.
When say drunk we mean absolutely out of control. It's fine to have a beer or two at a baseball game and get a little tipsy.
We are the antithesis to a Sharia law country. Except Utah and parts of Texas. Those places still have laws on the books from prohibition.

that law is typically enforced when some guy gets trashed and starts harassing strangers.
Most people become uncomfortable when drunks start shouting random shit at them

fuck drunks

Alcohol should be illegal altogether. Allowing people to drink it publicly is a travesty.

>we are better at being german than germany
>sobriety is a drug
America, it is time to stop posting

Shut up mutt you cant even drink a beer at mcdonalds in your non white country.

kuuuuuuuurwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>People do not want drunk assholes pissing on their front lawns.
this is not happening because no drunk is walking in residential areas and most people can control them self

In our glorious brit bong we can drink anywhere except randos houses
Its why eastern euros(including) and arabs(including french) love us.
In yankee america you have soccer moms ruining all your fun and you do not call them cunts and faggots

quit being intoxicated
become a man instead

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>we can handle our drink
Every european knows americans cannot drink. You start acting "drunk" after 4 beers and pass out after 6. 12 year old tier.

Of all the things to bitch about this is what you choose. I hear your beautiful city of Ulm is quite nice this time of the year.

>Joooooooooooooo trailing off the page

Top Zozzle.

Mate, it's not a Britain thing - it's a European thing.
I was talking about European stereotypes with my American friend the other day, country by country, and we were laughing when we realised that getting pissed up is applicable to literally all European countries. It's just in our blood, and therefore it is in yours too, Hank.
Now, the thing that the UK *is* admittedly bad for is Cocaine. We do more cocaine in the UK than every other European country, by a large amount. I didn't even know a single person that didn't sniff coke like it was nothing, back in England.

I'm not American, as I said in the first line of my post.

I hear your entire country has been nice since 1945

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Its illegal in Finland, but its not enforced unless you're causing a disturbance.

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Are you faggots really going to go back and forth about whose country has been more ravaged by elite banking interests?

No one really gives a fuck if you're getting a buzz in public parties and shit. Chill. I drink in downtown beach town and walk around chill as fuck no one cares

>drink a beer at mcdonalds

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Sniffing coke is nothing, it sobers you up so you can drink more, everyone knows that

That's the point. Not
>haha life is gut at least we aren't USA!

yeah its to keep sloppy drunk morons from being annoying and wrecking stuff
as long as you're not falling over drunk or being a public nuisance no one will care if you've been drinking

Its rarely enforced. Assuming you aren't driving drunk (which is highly enforced) it mostly exists as a way for police to be able to take a drunk off the streets, before he picks a fight with someone, or wanders out into the middle of traffic.

>source: have been drunk in public numerous times, often around the police.

Unless you give them a hard time, or committed some other crimes, the worst thing they'll do is take you to the station, and put you in the drunk tank until you sober up. If you're cooperative, they'll even help you call a taxi or a friend to come and get you.

American cops are usually bros tbqh, unless you start acting like a nigger or a radical libertarian.

It’s great, can talk to anyone in the bar after a line

You realize we literally banned alcohol for sometime? Why does that shock you?

kek, I know that. Well I mean, uhh, I read it on Wikipedia...But it's astonishing how casual cocaine use has become in the UK. You only realize it once you get away from there for a while and see how normal people act. At our local where I lived in England, I saw people casually pour out some flake and make lines at the actual bar, without even trying to hide it. Nobody gave even a third of a shit.

Cocaine is a great conversion starter, especially if the other person is also on cocaine

>American cops are usually bros tbqh

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Is this for real? They sell beer at the school cafeterias here. It's not uncommon to enjoy a beer with your college mates during the last lecture on Friday evening.

>as long as you dont mess with people
That's the crux of the issue. You can basically be drunk in public here, as long as you're not a stumbling drunk mess.

bars dont make money, they're dying off
but not because its cheaper or whatever to just go to the liquor store like a responsible adult instead of a retarded overgrown child who just has to "go out and party" or a fucking boomer who it's their only method of socializing aka sicking off each other like a bunch of fags
and usually you can't drink in a park, lots of parks you cant even fucking be parked in unless you're a resident of the town/county

Yeah, it's weird. They allow niggers to walk around in public but not drunkards. It makes no sense.

Need more Muslims raping women to be truly authentic.

if he you have a dick cop he could arrest you even you didnt do something wrong though, that is the diffrence. You always have to be paranoid.

Nice non-argument, Hans.

A very drunken people. This should have turned Hitler into a laughingstock, instead they got drunker and voted him into power.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch

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>Be American
>Get dick chopped off
>Drink a beer in public
>Get shot

Ohhh say can you seeee....

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the cops don't give a fuck if youre drunk only if youre not drinking the alcohol outside or bothering people

Is it common for someone in a bar to offer you a bump? That happens a lot in the UK, from what I've heard.
If that does happen, there's a good chance it's not crack, right? To be fair, I don't know why one would snort crack in the first place.

>Nice non-argument, Hans.
I see you didnt watch your news
youtube.com/watch?v=OflGwyWcft8

Not even cops, Americans have private security guards that LARP as cops and shoo people away from beverage stores.

America was founded on largely puritanical and eugenicist values.
Our laws, culture, and customs were formed from the 19th century popular health movement from roughly the 1830s to 1850s, up into the prohibition and eugenicist era.
From cornflakes and graham crackers, to dentistry and circumcision, it all has an origin in this sort of radical protestant uptopian culture.
Spend some time in Utah for instance, where I'm from. People actually have compared parts of Utah and Idaho to Saudi Arabia because of how different it is.
The Mormons were founded and formed during the peak of the popular health movement and contributed to it significantly.
The Rocky Mountain region is often called the Mormon Corridor or the Zion Curtain because its an area where the statistical rate of drinking plummets and the legal restrictions on alcohol are intense.

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Bullshit. I've had drunks pass by my house making noises, talking to themselves and leaving their broken bottles or cans of alcohol outside my house. I've seen drunks walk miles back to where ever they came from

Being drunk in public itself isn't a crime under these laws. Being drunk and falling down in the road or trying to fight people is. "Public intoxication" has mostly been supplanted by disorderly conduct laws.

>4-6 beers
Niggerfaggot

>a cherry-picked news story is indicative of the norm in a country of 330 million people
Its like you're trying to be an annoying faggot

Everyone is on cowie down the local here, if you are in a boomer pub or a posh cunt pub you can get barred for drugs. Never heard of anyone stupid enough to make lines of the bar though.
Yes it is pretty common, I know from experience

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I smoke weed in public something like twice a day, every day. It's a $100 fine here but I've never been fined, and I've had cops go right by me several times. You will only actually get arrested for public intoxication if you're being a raving idiot.

Maybe in middle school.

Shit, dead school children are the adequate price to pay for gun rights but you can't handle a drunk person in public before you beg daddy gubmint to take away your freedoms. This is America.

there are whole youtube channels where are thousand of videos cops shooting innocent people in the USA

Public Intoxication is a "cover all law" that gives cops an excuse to arrest you if your drunk and acting like a dick, it's sorta like "disturbing the peace" 80% of the cases are dropped anyway.

It's a nigger behavior control that's selectively enforced, hans. If you're simply walking home and drunk not causing a problem, no one will care. If you're yelling and kicking peoples fences or mailboxes, they'll send you to the drunk tank for a night.

The only way you’re ever going to get charged with public intoxication is if you’re causing a problem. Like someone else said it is a catch-all law, and with the checks and balances in place it works fine. If assuming cops arrest you for it and assuming you aren’t drunk and don’t chimp out you probably don’t even go in the back of the car or to the station/drunk tank, let alone get charged.
Our town uses it quite effectively on all the dude-bros that think they’ll come here, get drunk, break shit and piss or vomit in public. Come out with the lads for a few drinks and a good time, you won’t have a problem. The crazed meth drifter that the area they occupy looks like a landfill threw up in, yeah we’ll use that rosie in a brown skirt as our reason to initiate a stop/detain and see if you’ve got warrants so we can get you the fuck outta town. The vagabond that camps on the outskirts of town, but drinks a beer in the park as he’s cleaning up trash, and stops me to tell me there’s someone trying to sling dope, I thank him for keeping the park clean and ask that he drink more discretely.
t. Sheriff’s deputy in a rural Ohio county

Yup pretty much, America is funny like that. But on the upside, we say that only 5 million jews were killed instead of 6 million and not go to prison.

>it is illegal to be drunk public in the USA?
...in a lot of States (and their counties) yes.

being jew was illegal in germany during ww2. sounds like muslim sharia country.

>muslim sharia country

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Are you also a Norfman, user? From what I know, the drug sitch in the UK is so widespread that it reaches every corner of the isles, but I'm only familiar with the Norf West. But yeah, people stood outside the local smoking weed constantly - mostly old men. Also after a certain time it was not uncommon to see old men smoking crack while nursing a pint. Stood right in the open, right outside the pub. It was a fucking nice pub, too. It's in an 1100 year old castle at the top of a hill. Not a spoons or anything.
Also when you say it's common, do you mean it's common for it to be actual flake, or crack? Obviously I would never do that here, or anywhere, but I'm curious to know how common it is in bars over here.

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You only really get in trouble for being publicly drunk if you're making an ass of yourself or driving. I've had friends drive me home when I'm toasted before. When we'd stop to get food somewhere and we ran into cops, they never cared. Sometimes they'd make sure I wasnt the one driving, but after we explained everything they'd just say get home and be safe.

It's normally associated with endangering yourself or others, but the laws are written in such a way that it pretty much depends on what the cop feels like that evening

>Mormon corridor

Looks like a pair of cock and balls to me

>Land of the Free*
*some restrictions apply, see your Lawyer

Depends on where you are and how the drinking culture is. You really only would get arrested in heavily Evangelical or Mormon areas

>everything looks like a pair of cock and balls to me
FTFY

Some states still have holdover blue laws. Some counties are "Dry Counties" where no alcohol can be sold within. Where I grew up/live beer and liquor are sold in different stores with different licenses. The laws just got laced enough that Beer distributors who previously could only sell Cases/Kegs can finally sell 12 and 6 packs. While if I cross the state border I can buy beer at the gas station.

>Daddy gubment

At least I have the right to deny the Holocaust and not get arrested Hans. Go suck some Muslim dick with those so called rights you have left

>At least
...bragging about the "least" advantage?

Question though, which are you going to do more? Go out and drink with some buddies? or run around saying "Holohoax! Holohoax!"

>but you can't handle a drunk person in public
Because a drunk person in public, that gets charged with public intox likely isn’t human. They were a North American Pavement Ape that is drunk off malt liquor at 1300 throwing bricks at cars passing HIS corner. They’re a pharmaceuticaly gifted urban outdoorsman that hasn’t bathed in weeks and has pissed himself shambling up to people demanding their spare change to continue his bender.
They aren’t some fat fuck in lederhosen singing boisterously after leaving the beer garden at 0100.

It's a pretext to get troublemakers off the street if they're being disruptive.

Unless you've done something to piss off a cop while you're drunk, you probably won't have an issue.

>not doing both at the same time

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