This guy shows up at your doorstep and demands that you hand over all of your milk

My milk is in bags

BRUH..

>Shit chest
>Decent back
>Natty as fuck arms
What do you call the opposite of a curlbro routine?

Can I get a QRD?

Give it a hat

Castle doctrine.

Did someone photoshop those arms too?
How the fuck can someone neglect their chest and abdomen so much? Is all he does is curlups?

you sound like a faggot. stop obsessing over men's bodies, you utter nonce.

>what do?

Empty .40 cal. magazine center mass

Dont have any but I will offer some tee.

Stick his head in a pencil sharpener

wtf is that

i dunno that guy seems pretty cool. i would probably shave my head and go shirtless following around and shit.

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>What do you do

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Cum in his face.

I thought only I had such an experience in Stralia

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We share the milk

Fire him from my muzzle loader.

Call him a faggot and put 2 center mass.

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I'd fugg him in the ass and keep the milk to myself.

Tell him if he doesn't fuck off I'm going to contact Highmaster Mintot and tell him a traitor to his people is here on Earth soiling his good name.

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Try and fail at trying not to laugh.

Give him my śóý milk and hope he is satisfied with it

punch him

because fuck you.

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Jokes on him, I only drink water and black coffee.

Tell him to wait a minute. Go to the fridge and get milk, but stop in the bathroom on the way and top it off with piss before handing it over to Mr Cone head. Give him conehead salute before sending him off.

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I sniff John Paul's 2 feet while masturbating furiously.

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I do back every other day. It feels great. Take the backpill.

I'll do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=NOaSdO5H91M

He cant drink milk.
His nipples are brown.

give milk in exchange for conehead daughter.

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the dude yolked

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Based

Tell him to gtfo my doorstep and launch a devastating roundhouse kick before he can even comply.

Give him eggs and beer instead.

>He doesn't respect men who strengthen themselves through physical sport.
Post body and routine, you unmanly lump of garbage.

probably rock climbing or something similar

>"Who are you talking to, pinhead"

>put your beanie on Tim and go home. get some rest.

Tell him I dont have any milk but plenty of eggs.

>Peak natty physique
kek

Ask him to be nicer and say please, then hand him the milk

Brandish a teaspoon

fpbp. i'm not gonna fight some crazy eggman over milk. its just milk

Oh you leafs...

who you callin pinhead

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Shoot him?

give him some milk
pitch him my tech idea

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Nah, his forearms would be bigger if rock climbing. Maybe rowing?

I really only have about one litre, and I need that for cereal and coffee.
I'll ask him if half will do; if not, I'll just crack 'im over the head with a giant spoon.

How do you get like that? Inadequate diet and only using isolation gym equipment?

PIck him up and throw him like a frisbee off my balcony.

What does he do if I don't have milk?

isnt it obvious? he milks you