Rambo Triggers Cucks

>Guardian: This massively enlarged prostate of a film can only make you wince with its badly acted geronto-ultraviolence, its Trumpian fantasies of Mexican rapists and hilariously insecure US border, and its crass enthusiasm for rape-revenge attacks undertaken by a still-got-it senior dude, 73 years young, on behalf of a sweet teenager.
Wait, is the border not secure and are there are not murderous cartels dealing drugs and kidnapping girls for sex slaves and should not Americans want to kill these worthless pieces of human trash?
screengeek.net/2019/09/20/rambo-last-blood-called-racist-misogynistic-maga-fantasy/
theguardian.com/film/2019/sep/19/rambo-last-blood-review

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semiticcontroversies.blogspot.com/2017/12/is-sylvester-stallone-jewish.html
bitchute.com/video/MpY0CPLGHYyh/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal
theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs
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Why do ugly people hate rambo?

the virgin Arnie vs the chad Sly

Cool. still not getting my money.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

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Ugly weak bong cuck

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If Peter Bradshaw had a son

Send vets to guard the border.

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thesun.co.uk/news/9954708/el-chapo-kim-k-female-assassins-mexico-drugs/
The left is always butt hurt over reality.

The Riddler :D

Only whites can be villains or the leftist faggots will screech and reeeee about racism.

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God, this is by far the most punchable face I have ever seen, how can someone like this exist?

I wasn't going to see it but now I am. Thanks again leftists

Maga fantasy. So killing white nationalists and Muslims for Israel?

>being against cartel violence is racist
communism, it ruins everything.

Fucking lold. It's down right comical what the left consider to be racist. I hope they keep it up, words like nazi and white supremacist have pretty much zero meaning at this point.

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>You lived long enough to see political correctness attack Rambo

Do any of you wish you would've ended it sooner?

>anything with a straight white male hero is problematic

It's that simple

Rambo is in mexico killing dirty mexicans
wat

to no ones surprise: boomer movies are for boomers

>film critics

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If leftists hate it, it must be a good flick.

ironic

semiticcontroversies.blogspot.com/2017/12/is-sylvester-stallone-jewish.html

Yes, Stallone is Jewish. Does it matter? It's still true.

Niggers spics kikes are what ruins everything

I thought it would be cucked due to it being current year but I might give it a shot

Unbelievable. Every white man on tv or the big screen is a fellow white man

Haven't given cinema my dough in years due to farted out capefag shit.
I'll give this one some gold for the salt mine it created.

man bad

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Not a bad original movie,decades later,well,let audience decide.

Either way still love me compound bow and crossbow,hunting without noise the best.

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(((critics)))

Read Roger Ebert's review of Triumph of the Will if you want some good chuckles.

Im gonna watch it now
bitchute.com/video/MpY0CPLGHYyh/

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He makes his own death camp for Cartel spics

Meanwhile here in Mejico we wish there was a real Rambo killing Cartels.

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Why is the police and the state in mexico so corrupt?

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They had a one party state for about 80 years or so.

Obviously so. The media doesn't care about victims of criminal brutality by cartels in Mexico or by Israel in Gaza or Saudi Arabia in Yemen. They only serve the political agenda of their (((paymasters))).

CIA and international banks.

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People at the top genuinely dislike their fellow poor mexicans and will justify raking in more money for themselves because they work harder than the lazy indio masses.

it could be you user

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kek

Trump may have tilted those losers for life

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>Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone[2][3] was born...while his American mother is of French (from Brittany) and Ukrainian-Jewish (from Odessa) descent.

Fucking kek

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Yes Stallone is a 1/4 Jew lets have about 100 mentions of this ffs

If you mind your business can you live a decent life?

And is that true?

I just need some jew hating french anons to see it. Its not for you Schlomo from Jew York.

>because they work harder than the lazy indio masses.
Work harder at being criminals.

Dude, I hate my fellow panamenians with a passion but would never act against them to cause them harm. They are incredibly stupid.

>racist and mysogynistic maga fantasy
sounds epic

Sounds like exactly the kind of movie I want to see.

but the cartels are the ones who likes to recruit ex military dudes. especially the shell shocked ones

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>Hey goy, I've made a movie that SJW will hate, be sure to check it out
No, fuck Hollywood and fuck you for making shitty threads about shitty movies.

>talmudvision
Look at the jews frantically trying to advertise to you so they can take your shekels and use it to fund your genocide. I hope you aren't supporting hollywood. If you aboslutely must see a movie, pirate it.

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Based, I'll definitely not pay for this but still check it out. Thanks (((hollywood)))

That is the cleanest crowbar I've ever seen. Why is it copper/TiN/cerakote? coated?

Did they just get finished bitching at full volume about the Joker movie and Dave Chappelle?
You can't make anything anymore without these fuckers whining.

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what the fuck even happens in the movie that would trigger this cuckolds this much?

My thoughts, too. I want to watch it now.

((Rotten tomatoes))

I watched this on a plane, objectively horrible film, lame premise, not scary in any scene. All the black characters survive and all the white characters get butchered without any resistance.

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eh
maybe I'll download the cam version later

marketing is really pushes this, cuck the movie, and the joker really hard in these parts this is like /tv/ levels of shilling

looks like america is over, commies won. gj joos.

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>Wait, is the border not secure and are there are not murderous cartels dealing drugs and kidnapping girls for sex slaves and should not Americans want to kill these worthless pieces of human trash?
All directed by your three letters cartels, fren. Fix your shithole
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal
>theguardian.com/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs
>and nobody noticed shit

>John Rambo, you are fined 6 million credits for violation of the Racial Harmony Statute

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>IT'S A BAD MOVIE BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH THE POLITICS (????) INVOLVED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fucking journos

>Wait, is the border not secure and are there are not murderous cartels dealing drugs and kidnapping girls for sex slaves and should not Americans want to kill these worthless pieces of human trash?


Mexican cartels are "social clubs". There is no danger from our very secure border. Stop looking there. Look over here at this Global Warming protest.

Is there anything that doesn't trigger a soulless brainwashed guilt ridden pinko latte faggot?

Umm, no sweaty. 8 years, zero scandals.

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Other soulless brainwashed guilt ridden pinko latte faggots

>8 years, zero scandals.
>burger media
>keeping burgers informed
we're reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible

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Rotten Tomatoes will try to sink anything not Disney

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Have sex, incel

I always loved that egg propaganda poster, because not only is it wrong, the brown egg is almost always better. They use a different breed of chicken, they're almost always given better feed, the nutritional profile off the egg is better, they taste better, and the yolks are nearly always noticeably more deep golden colored. The faggot who made that stupid lefty-meme had to deliberately use two white eggs just to get two identical looking eggs on the pan, because if they actually used one of each they'd be different.

They had an actual semi-working "Darker is better..." they could have went with to shitmeme with, but instead they lie and fuck it all up.

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I'm pretty sure I'm having way more sex that you, my amputee fren.
Also
>posting NOT AN ARGUMENT
stay buttmad

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fake outrage, marketers are smarter than we think. they come up with these fake controversies and push it for sales, I'm not falling for it