Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Hi John and welcome to the 12 Step program

based as fuck

Wow upgraded pasta

Where dat grey goose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manlet with duck face, posing for cock. Die, faggot manlet

Leave or lurk, honestly user.

This is old pasta.

hahaha dang this one is olde. takes me back.

litterally put jersey shore image on there
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Dear John,
This society needs a change, a fascist one, come to my fold fellow guido

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Yo, looks like you put your life back together after your Jersey Shore audition bombed.

Hi John it sounds like you might be projecting a little. It sounds to me that you struggle with insecurities. Based on your list of accomplishments one can only assume that insecurity lies with your genitalia. Don't worry though, John. Lots of men suffer from micro penis and there are still ways you can please your girl. She only blew you because you can't satisfy her. God speed, I'll pray for you.

I didn't know they had New Jersey wops living in Ireland, but hey keep doing you.

I fucked hotter roasties on public toilets
get fucked John

Hey john. Nice to see youre back from the dead.

original bitch was hotter

imagine being this new

upgraded with a new pic of john you fucking retard, kys

Wow

Bruh isn't that Mike The Situation?

>just bombed Saudi oil fields, now Trump is sending troops
>shit was SO cash

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Ay, Tone!

You need to go back

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me John?, you little globalist. I’ll have you know infowars.com gets over 11 million hits a month, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Bohemian Grove, and I have over 300 confirmed Bilderberg protests. I have raided Epstein's Pedophile Island and freed thousands of children from his sex dungeons. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m the top pundit in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another shill. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with taking our guns and making frogs gay? Think again, globalist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alt-rightists across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, globalist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the European Union. You’re fucking dead, goblin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in information warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States alt-right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable propaganda off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” propaganda was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

YOUR POKING THE BEAR, JOHNNY

Gee I bet you are successful. You fuck bitches and have a pretty spray tan. I bet you have stuck your dick inside so many women. Does that bring you fulfillment. Do you have any legitimate sons or daughters? Have you contributed to civilization in any way other fucking harlots?

GOTEM

Good one you paki bastard

THEN WHO WAS PHONE, JOHN?!

g-girugamesh

STALE
You couldn’t even get the right picture, what a fucking failure you must be IRL. Probably sitting around mad that other people are getting laid tonight.
Hope you neck yourself or SO CRASH soon faggot

Hey Faggots,
My name is Fredo, and I hate every single one of yous. All of yous are fat, retarded. no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass memes. Yous are everything bad in the world. Honestly, are yous all incels? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but yous all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to videos on Youtube.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm an actor on CNN and my bother is Governor of New York City, just like our daddy was. Whats your bother do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I make big money and have a kick ass job(I recite fake news; Shit is SO cash) You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves before I throw yous down the stairs. Thanks for listening.
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fukka u

It’s like a newfag voight kampf test

what the fuck did you just say?

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Wasn't this guido killed in a car accident?

we can only hope

Didn't he die in a car crash or something

please bless me with your logs john

I'LL GET YOU CLYDE CASH YOU DANGED DIRTY TROLL

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