What is the real reason the USSR went to war in Afghanistan?

What is the real reason the USSR went to war in Afghanistan?

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Styxhexenhammer666 says it was to build a path to the ocean.
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To prop up their failing client state, and they thought a show of force would crush the CIA'S stirring up of Islamists in Central Asia which Brzezinski called the Green Belt.

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Lithium for lithium batteries, and other important minerals for tech.

Spreading gomunnism

These reasons as well

But Kazakhstan is greatest producer of potassium.

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It's true, all other countries have inferior potassium.

Guess no one told them Afghanistan is land-locked

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turkmenistan, uzbekista and tajikistan was in the ussr

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The same reason the US did: the need for a large amount of opium, in order to get its own population addicted and forever dependent on the government, amid the destabilization and failure of the economy.

Russians are just meanies. didn't you ever 1984 red dawn.

To find the Ark of the Covenant. Alexander buried it there in 315 B.C.

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The same reason any modern country goes to war
>resource acquirement
>distraction from events at home
>the chance to test out military equipment/doctrine
>stimulate the economy due to increased military purchasing
>strategic buffers

Anyone with half a brain can grow their own poppies. Why be dependent on a government when you can literally grow your dependencies

It makes no sense to have everyone dependent on the government and becoming a non fuctioning, non productive drain on resources. It is a surefire way to send your economy, government and country down the toilet.

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The answer is Cobalt and lithium

Nuclear winters were too cold.

Cryonics healthcare right zones directly east.

Afghans needed support and enforcement of cryonics and inner cell mass stem regenerative medicine resurrection.