Why dont you own a blade forged by massai gigga nigga bush dewllers?

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Why do you have poo on your fingers?

How do I purchase one of these?

What?

10 baboon skulls

because it looks like a piece of shit?

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>sharpened sheetmetal
>forged

wow another memeflag posting another slide thread. amazing

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i'm thinking of getting an anvil and building my own forge. it actually looks pretty fun. it's not that cost prohibitive or difficult

The fuck is that? Some kind of Dollar Store ghetto ass butter knife?

Well then post your epic blade, if you know so much

>blade smelted from tin cans and ammo shells
>shit dyed hands
ICU Trudeau

How many beer cans were needed to make that tongue depressor?

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LOL

stop fingering your arsehole you fucking degenerate, i see it pal, i know what that is, give it a rest

Because I'd rather have a knife forged by a white man.

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not just any beer cans

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wtf is on your fingers you gross piece of shit?

looking at your fingers, i bet that's your family poop knife

>stop fingering your arsehole you fucking degenerate
says who?

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Knifemaking is really hard. So very hard.

I am still confident I could do far better than that on my first fucking try. WTF

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Damascus steel.
Bone handle.
Hand crafted in SD.

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Mine is better, this thread belongs on Jow Forums

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That's pretty nice.

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"""damascus"""

If you go to stab anyone with that, and I mean really put your shoulder into it, That grip will just slip right through your hand and slice your fingers open.

Your knife is nigger-tier.

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it's imported from Damascus

Also nice.

This is a Jow Forums thread now.

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That's a really nice tray

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the poo. it's on your fingers

If you get a piece of railroad track for an anvil and build a cheap brake drum forge it's not that expensive, but a proper setup will cost you thousands.

good luck with that mate

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It's imported from Pakistan sweatshop. Cease this meme.

Based. True Damascus steel is a dead art.
No-one really knows how it was done.

Ive been watching a lot of "forged in fire" lately, so ill critique this knife by the standards ive seen them use.

No guard. Hazardous to the user. Handle looks too smooth, which makes the lack of a guard even more dangerous. Also, without a point it is no good for stabbing. All you can do with that is hack with it like a machete, and it wouldnt even make a good machete. Fullers arent deep enough to make any difference in the weight of the knife, defeating their whole purpose.

And finally, this knife is being wielded by someone with chunky fecal matter on his hands, therefore making it a biohazard.

This is my blade.

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Gross faggot.

You need a knife made by a German, like this one.

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Looks cool but how practical is it?

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A fuckload more than OP's paddle for a deep-fryer

True that.

gorgeous piece, intel on the treatment of the handle stock? those blue/golds are stellar

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ive brought a zwilling with me on impromptu camping trips as a beat around, fucking fine job honestly.

This is now a knife show thread. Everyone show your best.

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Nice engraving.

I keep a cutlass in my car along side the center console so I can deal with nogs or dogs without worrying about my carry gun hitting a house.

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>wider edge, thicker tang

Have my babies.

Get a pistol mate.

Danke. Heres the weirdest piece I have. Its a mini-switchblade meant to commemorate the return of hong kong to china in 1997.

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Based and a very effective combo.

I carry a xd, but I work around residential areas so having a less collateral damage option is preferable.

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get it in someone's thigh or anywhere else, docs are going to have a bad time stitching him up if he doesn't bleed out.

Based

Nice piece. I prefer something a little more Natsoc-appropriate myself.

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I'd carry a k model of that if I could ever find one.

Same. You cant beat that good ol German engineering.

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indeed. it'd make a great carry gun.

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Why do you have shit on your hand?

Oh I thought you meant the PPK. I never heard of that one. Looks mighty nice.

But I do! My friend gave me a Massai spear set that his dad got while in the service. It's frickin' cool, one spear that can be thrown or set and another that's hewing spear with basically a short sword for a blade. Cool as shit.

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It's like top two and originally had a little leather shield to go with it. Cool kit even if it is a tourist set. The Maasai would hunt lions with it and weren't afraid of anything.

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That knife is for slicing apples and peeling potatoes, not stabbing people
What are you, a nigger?